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« Reply #440 on: February 12, 2006, 06:50 PM »
Cheney shoots man on Texas quail hunting trip

Too easy?
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« Reply #441 on: February 14, 2006, 07:32 AM »
Incredible Hulk becomes deputy.
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« Reply #442 on: February 14, 2006, 08:46 AM »
Best cyborg ever.

A robot controlled by slime mold that - wait for it - looks for a dark place to hide. Some day all homes will have one.
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« Reply #443 on: February 24, 2006, 01:51 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
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A Conservative spokesman said: "We're not really sure what Daniel Hannan's problem is with the NHS. Perhaps they were unable to save his hair."
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« Reply #444 on: February 25, 2006, 10:25 AM »
Minnesota Oil company fined $140K for selling gas too cheaply.
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« Reply #445 on: February 27, 2006, 06:21 PM »
Man forced to marry four wives in six months

I wonder if this is the same guy:

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« Reply #446 on: March 01, 2006, 02:05 PM »
In Wisconsin it would be the other way around.
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« Reply #447 on: March 04, 2006, 04:16 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4759018.stm


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« Reply #448 on: March 07, 2006, 10:30 AM »
Scientists discover 'lost' world.

Not funny in itself, but it's got lots of potential I think....
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« Reply #449 on: March 14, 2006, 02:29 PM »
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“Alarmed, he started shouting ‘my penis, my pennies’ and he touched me and immediately I too also felt the same way and my penis also disappeared and so it was with the third victim, so we all raised alarm and a crowd gathered at the scene,” he narrated.
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« Reply #450 on: March 15, 2006, 11:16 AM »
http://www.independentng.com/life/lsmar070608.htm

same penis missing thing, but more info.
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« Reply #451 on: March 19, 2006, 09:11 AM »
Scientists make 'bionic' muscles

Scientists have developed artificial, super-strength muscles which are powered by alcohol and hydrogen.

A whole universe of jokes in this one.
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« Reply #452 on: March 22, 2006, 03:41 AM »
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
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« Reply #453 on: April 02, 2006, 11:54 AM »
Fat hospital goers really quite fat

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Issues extend beyond the patient's room. Operating tables have been widened because the girth of some patients was lapping over the table, in some cases all the way to the floor, Becker said. CT scan machines weren't wide enough. Syringes with the longest available needles -- 4 1/2 inches -- couldn't penetrate the fat.
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« Reply #454 on: April 08, 2006, 05:07 PM »
Brokeback Mountain strikes too close to home for prison inmates
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« Reply #455 on: April 12, 2006, 10:26 AM »
MONEY Magazine says guys from Office Space have the best job in the world
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« Reply #456 on: April 23, 2006, 02:00 PM »
Maldives fishermen net 1.6 tons of pot.
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« Reply #457 on: April 26, 2006, 05:39 AM »
Venezuela develops fart-free beans.
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« Reply #458 on: April 26, 2006, 11:59 AM »
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Venezuela develops fart-free beans.

I'm certain I saw that exact same story about 2 years ago.
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« Reply #459 on: April 26, 2006, 01:57 PM »
76 year old man goes to jail for giving free breast exams door-to-door.

http://www.break.com/index/freebreastexam.html
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