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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2004, 12:47 AM »

I can't belive that not a single one of you threw goatse in there.  What the hell is wrong with you people?
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2004, 12:50 AM »

I am shamed. :`(
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2004, 05:33 PM »

Arab studies textbook talking about pre-Columbian Muslims discovering New World abridged
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« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2004, 02:15 PM »

Maybe something can be done with this picture:

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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2004, 02:38 PM »

Kim Jong Il's hair deflating at rapid rate.

Former commie bastards now part of EU

Lousy sitcom almost over. Guys with whiny girlfriends the world over rejoice.
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2004, 01:58 PM »

Rodney Moore: 'No More Anal Creampies'
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2004, 12:27 AM »

Koala Bears must go.


Who knew that you couldnt keep exotic pets and feed them roadkill in the hopes of eventually selling these pets to stores

At least he didnt give the kid the little whiney bitch award...
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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2004, 09:03 AM »

Finally, a defrocked priest.
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2004, 03:23 PM »

 African Frogs Threaten San Francisco Area
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« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2004, 04:46 PM »

Courtney Love charged with assault, gives bathroom press conference.
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« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2004, 05:00 PM »

Gandhi-led opposition wins India election

It's all there in the headline. Too obvious?
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« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2004, 07:45 PM »

God smites Massachusetts for allowing gay marriage...or not.
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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2004, 09:54 AM »

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Gandhi-led opposition wins India election

It's all there in the headline. Too obvious?


You forgot to mention that she's also Italian.
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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2004, 03:23 PM »

I was thinking more of a Mohondas-from-beyond-the-grave sort of thing, but yeah, the fact that she's an Italian widow of a Gandhi is pretty weird too.
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« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2004, 11:45 AM »

Eyetalians get a Ghini.



Patricularly the photo.
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« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2004, 11:52 AM »

I guess that's what you get when your boss walks in and you have 10 windows open, none of which are work related.

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« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2004, 12:39 PM »

New ABC reality show: Wife Swap.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/abc_show.html
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« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2004, 01:26 PM »

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The title, which conjures up visions of a 1970s swingers party, is racier than the concept: Two married women switch places with one another for 10 days, living with the other's family and taking on the other woman's household duties. At the end of the 10 days, the families get together to discuss what they experienced.

This sounds really cool.
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Hmm... Try being funny next time.
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2004, 01:34 PM »

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The title, which conjures up visions of a 1970s swingers party, is racier than the concept: Two married women switch places with one another for 10 days, living with the other's family and taking on the other woman's household duties. At the end of the 10 days, the families get together to discuss what they experienced.

This sounds really cool.


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The show has become a hit for British broadcaster Channel 4. The first episode, in which a woman opposed to interracial relationships was sent to live with a sexist black man, generated huge buzz that led to increased ratings for future editions.
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What the hell is wrong with people?
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2004, 10:25 PM »

Randy Johnson overcomes porn star name, pitches perfect game.
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