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« on: May 26, 2010, 11:03 AM »

Codespyder & 46 others, who voted against me at Cracked.com are anonymous cowards. If you have a problem with the REAL Chad Syphrett, send the message to me. Don't make a forum-thread to anonymously piss & vent your feelings about someone you've never even met in-person.

You don't know me, and I doubt you're even willing to admit how guilty you are of misjudging people, who you've disagreed with over the years of your pathetic life. You're just another wussy, who writes shit about folks online to make yourself appear "bold" and "worthy of an audience".

Codespyder, in less than 2 years, the internet will be heavily-monitored so punks like you will not be allowed to write ridiculous shit about strangers online without posting your real name & location next to each 1 of your posts. You should be ashamed, you spineless piece of shit.

I'm going to make sure people, who follow Cracked on Twitter & Youtube know about how you mistreated former-supporters of this website. Your website is worse than 4Chan & clones of it. There's nothing funny about a website moderated & edited by a bunch of assholes, who think they have the authority to judge each & every person, who participates at this site.

You & your employees will be banned from the future Internet-themed park & tech-resort I'm planning to design.
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 11:05 AM »

On behalf of Codespyder: You suck.
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 11:05 AM »

Codespyder & 46 others, who voted against me at Cracked.com are anonymous cowards. If you have a problem with the REAL Chad Syphrett, send the message to me. Don't make a forum-thread to anonymously piss & vent your feelings about someone you've never even met in-person.

You don't know me, and I doubt you're even willing to admit how guilty you are of misjudging people, who you've disagreed with over the years of your pathetic life. You're just another wussy, who writes shit about folks online to make yourself appear "bold" and "worthy of an audience".

Codespyder, in less than 2 years, the internet will be heavily-monitored so punks like you will not be allowed to write ridiculous shit about strangers online without posting your real name & location next to each 1 of your posts. You should be ashamed, you spineless piece of shit.

I'm going to make sure people, who follow Cracked on Twitter & Youtube know about how you mistreated former-supporters of this website. Your website is worse than 4Chan & clones of it. There's nothing funny about a website moderated & edited by a bunch of assholes, who think they have the authority to judge each & every person, who participates at this site.

You & your employees will be banned from the future Internet-themed park & tech-resort I'm planning to design.
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 11:14 AM »

Anyone have an idea what the hell this is all about?



a website moderated...who think they have the authority to judge each & every person, who participates at this site.

Yeah, how dare moderators go about their duties by reviewing the posts of people who participate at this site.

They make me sick.
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 11:15 AM »

We'll never know what this guy was talking about.
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 11:18 AM »

I say we slander his name anyway.

Hey did you guys hear Chad Syphrett smells like poop?
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 11:34 AM »

He's mean and he owes me an apology.
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 11:57 AM »

I heard Chad Syphrett is a dogfucker
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 12:22 PM »

Codespyder hasn't been a moderator for a few months now, which leads me to believe that Chad Syphrett is either retarded or owns a time machine. Or both.
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 04:00 PM »

Well the thing he's talking about happened like a year ago. He was probably too busy selling nuclear secrets to the Russians to follow up on it at the time.
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 04:18 PM »

Shut up you guys, if we're nice to him we might still be able to go to his theme park!
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 06:41 PM »

Chad Syphrett not only organizes illegal dog fights, but physically participates in them.
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 08:30 PM »

Chad Syphrett loves clubbing seals, but he hates the arctic. So he has them imported.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 08:41 PM »

Chad Syphrett puts rat poison in little bags labelled "candy" and leaves the bags near school gates.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 01:52 AM »

Chad Syphrett is so stupid that when he plays solitaire, he doesn't just cheat when he can't find the cards, he goes out to buy another deck to finish. Then, he doesn't use cash for such a small purchase, paying instead with a check card. Plus he buys a candy bar and its half off for 2, but he just buys one at full price instead of getting the better deal. Then, he drives back while eating the candy bar. He just washed his steering wheel and then got chocolate all over it.
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 02:14 AM »

Wow, Chad kinda sounds like a jerk.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 05:54 AM »

Chad Syphrett sucks so hard, he is the only person with an event horizon.
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 01:30 PM »

Chad Syphrett's favorite movie is The Animal because he likes jokes about sniffing dog butt
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