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« on: November 07, 2009, 11:19 PM »
So totally fake, but probably the most impressive clusterfuck of unmanageable design I've ever seen:
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Also a winner, and apparently the UK's fav car leasing website
http://www.lingscars.com/ 
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2009, 11:30 PM »
Yeah they are so lame it's almost as if they were doing it on purpose.
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 12:01 AM »
Geocities has only been gone for a week and already it is forgotten for this. Vaya con dios, Geocities. You and your millions of badly-designed web pages using the <blink> tag will never be topped.
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 12:12 AM »
http://www.havenworks.com/

If you manage to make it to the very bottom, you'll discover this one's actually won the 2007 Digg award for "Worst designed website". Well deservedly.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 12:17 AM »
I love how they even claim:  "[ HavenWorks.com is not responsible for loss of vision, disorientation, or headaches from visual overload :-| "
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 03:49 AM »
Quote from: Exfoliate on November 07, 2009, 11:19 PM
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/
Holy hell, it's like whatever foul creature ate Geocities threw it back up and decided it's puke qualified for a bridal formal dress website.

Just look at the background. Look at it. It looks like what can only be described as the internet vomiting.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 04:08 AM »
http://kickbanned.yuku.com/

A forum that old-school PWOTers are likely familiar with.
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 04:35 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Nistal on November 08, 2009, 12:12 AM
http://www.havenworks.com/

I flinched when that opened. That's never happened to me before, even on shock sites.

Anyway, here's one that's less "Oh God, my eyes! My poor useless eyes!" and more "Completely incomprehensible."

http://www.thomasedison.org/
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 06:41 AM »
I think it's all of Edison's inventions, arranged in the most stupid and artsy bullcrappy way. I do like the fact that they point out  his greater inventions in big letters. Yet they do not turn that into a link. So you can go ahead and look for them in the wheel.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 07:03 AM »
All I want to do is click on "Black Maria." DEAR GOD WHY WON'T IT LET ME CLICK ON BLACK MARIA?!
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2009, 08:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2009, 04:08 AM
http://kickbanned.yuku.com/

A forum that old-school PWOTers are likely familiar with.

That forum had it's own forumopocalypse and some of the best stuff (Him impersonating other users) is gone. There's still a few posts by "John Cheese" and a "Why Do You Love Archangel?" thread.

If anyone can navigate that turd of a website to find a member list I will salute you. Then knife you in the face to teach you respect. But hey, free salute, right?
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2009, 02:16 PM »
http://www.manicpanic.com/

Not the worst site here but for those of you who don't know people who dye their hair, manic panic is one of the largest and best brands of hair dye. My roommate was browsing it the other day and I couldn't get over how tasteless it was.
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 03:37 PM »
I don't think I can prove it, but I'm fairly sure that Havenworks isn't as chaotic as it used to be.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 04:17 PM »
Probably not as badly designed, but certainly garish, Sean Hannity's website once had four pictures of himself on the front page looking smug, three of them taken from the exact same photo.
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2009, 04:48 PM »
Quote from: Rocket Robinhood on November 08, 2009, 02:16 PM
http://www.manicpanic.com/
 My roommate was browsing it the other day and I couldn't get over how tasteless it was.
That's frighteningly reminiscent of just about every myspace band page.
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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2009, 05:20 PM »
Quote from: Exfoliate on November 07, 2009, 11:19 PM

Also a winner, and apparently the UK's fav car leasing website
http://www.lingscars.com/ 


Heloooo!

For a while today I have had so many visitors suddenly swamping my website from this forum! You must all be complete lunatics. My website is a totally serious business website that moved £35 million of new cars in 2008, so I am not sure it is quite that shockingly bad.

For visually impaired lease car customers, this weekend I have added a new feature, promoting my cars from an Indian Call Centre. When you get to my website, click the thing shown below. Helpfully, this enables slightly poor-sighted people get the info on my best selling cars.



Hope you nutters enjoy my website!

Ling!
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2009, 07:02 PM »
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Hope you nutters enjoy my website!

Ling, your website is a standard to which non can stand. Especially epileptics. Not only did I enjoy it, but I was rolling on the ground in mouth-frothing joy within seconds.

 
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Helpfully, this enables slightly poor-sighted people get the info on my best selling cars.

You can be sure I will be using this in the future if I ever need to buy a car from you.
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2009, 07:07 PM »
Quote from: LINGsCARS on November 08, 2009, 05:20 PM
Helpfully, this enables slightly poor-sighted people get the info on my best selling cars.

I have always felt this world needed more poor-sighted people with cars.
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2009, 03:20 AM »
Very good.

I domy best to make leasing cars a complete waste of time.

Other companies take it far more seriously and seem to think the cars are more important than the lunatics who lease them  However, we know better.

It does not matter if a car is black or white, as long as it gets you to the shops - Deng Xiao Ping
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2009, 03:44 AM »
Ling, I think I'm falling in love with you.
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