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The Moose
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2009, 12:20 AM »
Now we just need a Bith band playing an Attack Attack! song and the black hole will be complete.
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2009, 01:45 AM »
Now I can see why the bartender didn't serve droids.

Technology brings furries. Juggalo furries.
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2009, 01:18 PM »
Furry here.  Kinda lol'd at the jugfurs

Truthfully you can take any group and mix them with furries and I'd bet you'd get at least 1 person that's into both.
We are kinda like a bastardization of rule 34.  If you can think of it, there is a furry version of it.

Also I have no idea what a "Juggalo" is until I searched it.
What's the difference between a regular person who likes that kinda of music vs a juggalo?

*reads ED's Juggalo entry*
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2009, 01:23 PM »
DEAR GOD MY EARS.  MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP.
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Yeah, I can't think of anything witty enough to be worth putting here. So I'm just gonna say dongs. Dongs.


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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2009, 01:43 PM »
Ladies and Gentlemen, you now all see what five minutes of research will do to a man.

The best course of action right now is to just repress the memory of this thread, and everything in it, and be content with our lives.  And go to great lengths to never go to a mental therapist, or do anything that could possibly dig up those memories.
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Somebody better get the milk cause this shit is getting cereal.


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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2009, 03:30 PM »
So the moderators around here are pretty damn good at their jobs. You know, they cruise the forums looking for terrible posts and sending them to HoBP or just deleting threads and what not.

This is one of those threads right? I mean, they're going to delete this right? Because I can pretend that I didn't stumble upon this and just think that it never happened.

Hey the moderators are going to do something about this thread at some point aren't they? Right? RIGHT?!


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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2009, 04:00 PM »
No my friend, this isn't going to the HoBP.

It's staying here as a WARNING TO US ALL.

Never let your guard down.

Be vigilant.
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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2009, 04:06 PM »
I think this means the terrorists won.

Well, we definitely lost. That much I'm sure of.
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« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2009, 04:29 PM »
One of you must have the nuclear launch codes, surely?
It's the only option, we'll lose a few million innocents but as long as we wipe out these things it'll all be worth it.
Just tell me one of you has the codes.
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« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2009, 05:26 PM »
Quote from: Wibblewobble on November 04, 2009, 04:00 PM
No my friend, this isn't going to the HoBP.

It's staying here as a WARNING TO US ALL.

Never let your guard down.

Be vigilant.


Please declare martial law. I yearn for someone with the strength to protect me from the Jugfurs, a sort of Big Brother under whose luxurious moustache I may hide until the coast is clear.
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« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2009, 07:15 PM »
Now that we've lost Patrick Swayze, who will lead the group of intrepid high schoolers to save us from this menace? WOLVERINES!
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« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2009, 11:32 PM »
Quick Question:
What do you hate more?  The the Juggalo part, or the furry part?

I obviously vote for juggalos

Also if anyone wanted to torture me, I know now how they could do it.  Just play that stuff really loud in a loop.  My eyes have been trained by 4chan to withstand hideousness.  My ears? not so much....


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Cannot be un-heard

P.S. How can someone enjoy that music?
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2009, 12:07 AM »
Once you get to this level of hate, it's impossible to judge which one is more worthy of it. Let's just say they are equal in my eyes in terms of the contempt I have for them.
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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2009, 01:02 AM »
Equal, mathematically speaking, in the same way infinite and infinite squared are equal.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to let my mind succumb to the madness.
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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2009, 06:58 AM »
There is actually a hierarchy of orderable infinites.

Er, I mean, I hate juggalos.
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« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2009, 07:08 AM »
Quote from: KairosDrasis on November 04, 2009, 11:32 PM
P.S. How can someone enjoy that music?

They are a business. They've identified a target audience willing to shamelessly degrade themselves in order to fit into this highly judgmental subculture and extort these people, who have already had all semblance of individuality beaten out of them, for all the money their minimum-wage jobs afford them.




(The tricky part is trying to figure out if I'm talking about juggalos or furries. Kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?)
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« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2009, 07:12 AM »
Now that I think about it, my last post applies to otaku, as well. And comic book fans. And gamers. And goths. And pretty much any group that has a convention, which includes most everything that I like. That means I'm just as bad as juggalo furries.


I. . . I need to sit down.
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« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2009, 07:16 AM »
No, I just. . . I can't do this anymore. Tell Kalli I- *BANG*
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« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2009, 11:03 AM »
Samwise! SAMWISE NOOOOOOOO!

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