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« on: October 28, 2009, 06:43 PM »

I read the beginning of it when it was on his website and it was like Supernatural meets Cracked (the meat dog gave me nightmares for weeks). I tried to read the whole thing in one day but since it was on a monitor it made me feel sick.

Anyway it's definitely #2 on my list of "Top 10 Books to Buy Once I Get a Job!" with Richard Dawkins The Greatest Show on Earth being #1 (sorry David, evolution needs our support more than horror right now).

PICTURED: Countries that believe in evolution in order of sanity

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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 07:11 PM »

I, too would like to say [a congradulatory / appreciative remark] about [Cracked / David Wong specifically], though my knowledge of this topic is [limited / nonexistant].

I plan in the [near / somewhat near] future to purchase [book / tshirt / my children's safe return] as soon as I am able to.

I would now like to make a [religious / political / pointless] statement about [something] followed by a graph I made earlier today.

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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 09:28 PM »

I had absolutely no idea there was an entire board here devoted John dies at the end until I saw this get moved here.
I don't think this thread is going to serve a better purpose than simply leading me here.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 09:47 PM »

Graph humor.

it never goes out of style.
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