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« Reply #340 on: July 07, 2008, 09:22 PM »

"Rock critic Michael Goldberg recently speculated that what makes music fanatics thirst for the obscure is the desire to discover music that is "uncontaminated by the commerce machine." This, he says, is the reason we cling to the abstract and unmarketable, the outlandish and abrasive. And yet, this is also the guy whose favorite album of last year was the painfully vacuous adult-contempo masterflop by Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man. Granted, not all of us share Goldberg's taste for sub-folk cheddar, but there's something like that record in each of our collections. So, how can there be room for both challenging, forward-thinking music and straight-up accessibility?
Well, we're not total fucking assholes, right? We can kick back with Ekkehard Ehlers or Electric Light Orchestra-- there's inherent greatness in both. But the holy grail for people like us is the record that combines outright experimentation and strong hooks, something that engages us mentally while appealing to the instincts that draw us toward pop immediacy. Some of the best records ever have been ones that put these two seemingly disparate elements together-- and you can go as recent as The Notwist's Neon Golden or as far back as Sgt. Pepper's (and probably farther, if you want). This kind of music shouldn't be hard to come by; it's just that not many artists are able to perfect that balance."
--Ryan Schreiber, 2002
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« Reply #341 on: July 08, 2008, 05:02 AM »

All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.

Chapterhouse: Dune by Frank Herbert
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« Reply #342 on: July 12, 2008, 08:50 AM »

"If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone. " Burt Munro (as played by Anthony Hopkins in the movie "The worlds fastest Indian")
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« Reply #343 on: July 13, 2008, 04:08 PM »

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"Happy We'll Be
Beyond the Sea,
And Never Again,
I'll Go Sailing."
-Bobby Darrin(The Uncrowned King of Cool):"Beyond the Sea".

Just to clarify: Beyond the Sea was an English version by Jack Lawrence of a French song, La Mer, written by Charles Trenet.  Not to denigrate the great Bobby Darin of course. - KV
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« Reply #344 on: July 14, 2008, 09:00 AM »

"When the power over love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace"
-Sogyal Rinpoche (I'm almost certain that's a horrible mispelling of his name)
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« Reply #345 on: July 15, 2008, 06:14 AM »

Montrose's Toast:

"He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch,
To win or lose it all."

     - James Graham, 5th Earl of Montrose

"An armed society is a polite society."

     - Robert A. Heinlein

Minstrel Boy

"The Minstrel Boy to the war is gone,
In the ranks of death you shall find him.
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung behind him.
'Land of song', said the warrior-bard,
'Though all the world betrays thee,
One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard,
One faithful harp shall praise thee.'

"The minstrel fell, but the foeman's chain
Could not bring that proud soul under.
The harp he loved never spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder,
And said, 'No chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and bravery.
Thy songs were meant for the proud and free,
They shall never sound in slavery.'"

     - Thomas Moore

"There's something about seeing a sunrise from the wrong side.  There is a kind of camaraderie to it when viewed with others, a feeling that few people understand what it is to see the sun rise, and set, and rise again, in one period of consciousness.  And yet, there is a vast loneliness, too... as though that sunrise separates you from the rest of humanity, permanently.  And there are few more lonely feelings than watching the sun rise from the wrong side, alone.  It's a soul-crushing weight.  Sometimes, I think this job has broken part of me."

    - The Graveyard Shift Lament, Security Officer 49F (retired)

 

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« Reply #346 on: July 16, 2008, 08:45 PM »

"Our worst fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God; your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us. It is not just in some of us, it is in everyone, and as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others" - Nelson Mandela

Whatever the sentence Your Worship sees fit to impose upon me for the crime for which I have been convicted before this court may it rest assured that when my sentence has been completed, I will still be moved as men are always moved, by their conscience. I will still be moved by my dislike of the race discrimination against my people. When I come out from serving my sentence, I will take up again, as best I can, the struggle for the removal of those injustices until they are finally abolished.
Nelson Mandela

How can I be expected to believe that this same racial discrimination which has been the cause of so much injustice and suffering right through the years, should now operate here to give me a fair and open trial?....consider myself neither morally nor legally obliged to obey laws made by a Parliament in which I am not represented. That the will of the people is the basis of the authority of government, is a principle universally acknowledged as sacred throughout the civilized world.
Nelson Mandela
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« Reply #347 on: July 18, 2008, 06:34 PM »

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
--Cato the Elder (?)
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« Reply #348 on: July 21, 2008, 01:14 AM »

Voyager, in case it's ever encountered by extraterrestrials, is carrying photos of life on Earth, greetings in 55 languages, and a collection of music from Gregorian chants to Chuck Berry, including "Dark Was The Night, Cold Was The Ground" by '20s bluesman Blind Willie Johnson, whose stepmother blinded him at seven by throwing lye in his eyes after his father beat her for being with another man.

He died penniless of pneumonia after sleeping bundled in wet newspapers in the ruins of his house that burned down, but his music just left the solar system.

-Josh Lyman/Bradley Whitford on The West Wing, "The Warfare of Genghis Khan"
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Better Than You.


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« Reply #349 on: July 27, 2008, 08:47 AM »

"Friends applaud, the comedy is over. " - Beethoven On His Deathbed

"“Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run." Jeff Buckley - Lover You Should Have Come Over

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. " - Patrick Bateman.


People, for the last time, stop putting your own words in here. Until you cure cancer or marry a princess or blow up an oil tanker, nobody will care. - Ryan
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« Reply #350 on: July 29, 2008, 05:28 PM »

6:59 AM by Shane Koyczan

I’ve been told
that people in the army
do more by 7:00 am
than I do
in an entire day

but if I wake
at 6:59 am
and turn to you
to trace the outline of your lips
with mine
I will have done enough
and killed no one
in the process.
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I'm no Superman.... Just an ordinary guy in a cape.


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« Reply #351 on: July 31, 2008, 03:58 PM »

The Odd Couple:

Murray: Felix took a whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!

Oscar Madison: Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind!

Murray: What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle!

Oscar Madison: Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room!
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...just an ordinary guy in a cape.
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« Reply #352 on: August 01, 2008, 06:03 PM »

here's two that I really like.

They say brevity is the soul of wit, so...

"Let justice be done, though the heavens fall" became more known after the movie JFK.

"Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself" by the great FDR.
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« Reply #353 on: August 21, 2008, 02:38 AM »

Some actor in a letter to Winston Churchill: Here are two tickets to my play for the opening night. Bring a friend, if you have one.
winston Churchill in a response letter: I'm dreadfully sorry but I cannot go opening night. I'l go on the second night. if you have one.
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« Reply #354 on: August 22, 2008, 10:47 PM »

"Beware the fury of a patient man."
- John Dryden

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
- Douglas Adams
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« Reply #355 on: August 26, 2008, 05:44 PM »

"Sometimes you have to go a long way out of your way in order to come back a short distance correctly." Edward Albee, Zoo Story.

"A man ought not to wear his good trousers when he goes out to fight for liberty and truth." Ibsen, Enemy of the People.

"What a dump!" Line delivered unforgettably by Elizabeth Taylor in the movie version of Albee's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

"All shall be well. All shall be well. All manner of thing shall be well." Julian of Norwich.

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The time has come, gentlemen.


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« Reply #356 on: August 26, 2008, 08:43 PM »

The sole end for which mankind are warranted, individually or collectively, in interfering with the liberty of action of any of their number, is self-protection. That the only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant. He cannot rightfully be compelled to do or forbear because it will be better for him to do so, because it will make him happier, because, in the opinion of others, to do so would be wise, or even right... The only part of the conduct of anyone, for which he is amenable to society, is that which concerns others. In the part which merely concerns himself, his independence is, of right, absolute. Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign.

– John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #357 on: August 27, 2008, 12:58 PM »

"The human body can bear immeasurable pain and yet recover.
Wounds can heal.
But once your spirit is broken, everything falls apart.”  ~Palden Gyatso


"Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work."  ~ James Frey
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« Reply #358 on: August 27, 2008, 06:06 PM »

Sorry if someone put this out already. It's my favourite quote from the movie Equilibrium.

"Libria, I congratulate you. At last peace reigns in the heart of man. At last war is but a word whose meaning fades from our understanding. At last, we are whole. Librians, there is a disease in the heart of man. Its symptom is hate. Its symptom is anger. Its symptom is rage. Its symptom is war. The disease is human emotion. But Libria, I congratulate you, for there is a cure for this disease. At the cost of the dizzying highs of human emotion, we have suppressed its abysmal lows. And you, as a society, have embraced this cure. Prozium. Now we are at peace with ourselves and human kind is one. War is gone. Hate, a memory. We are our own conscience now, and it is this conscience that guides us to rate EC-10, for emotional content, all those things that might tempt us to feel, again, and destroy them. Librians, you have won. Against all odds, and your own natures. You, have, survived."
                                                                                                                           -Father
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« Reply #359 on: September 03, 2008, 04:54 AM »


If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is forever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam;
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

The Soldier
Rupert Brooke


What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Tony montana scarface

And finally........................

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!





 
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