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« on: July 30, 2009, 09:36 AM »
Obama has some beers with dudes that caused a hubub.

For some insane reason a representative in the House doesn't like the choice of beers at the meeting.

I for one would have ordered either a Belhaven Scottish Ale or Coopers Extra Strong Vintage.

Story background for those unfamiliar:
A black Harvard professor who is at the top of the "who knows most about black issues" was arrested at his house when he got back from a trip and had to basically try to break into his own place. Neighbor called police, police came and arrested him for "disorderly conduct". Professor asked for an apology, arresting cop said "no". Obama said Boston police "acted stupidly", shit hit the fan, Obama wants to clear air by having Professor and Cop over for a beer at the White House.
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 09:46 AM »
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Earlier this week the White House indicated each man would drink the beer of their choice — Bud Light for President Obama, Blue Moon for the police officer, and perhaps Red Stripe or Beck's for Gates.

I call BS on Bud Light being Obama's "beer of choice." Either he's lying about being a beer drinker and picked Bud Light as his favorite because he didn't know any better, or he's a beer drinker who lied about Bud Light being his favorite because its the more "All-American" choice than perhaps an import or another beer that people would deride him for being "elite" for preferring. I'm thinking the latter.

People drink Bud Light because it's ubiquitous and inexpensive (and it has drinkability!), but if you're the president of the United States and can drink anything in the world, are you ever having a Bud Light again? I don't think so.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 09:54 AM »
This whole story in general just makes me shed a tear for the news media.

Really? The President's beer of choice? Must be a slow news day today.
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 10:33 AM »
So this "CNN" company is like a more absurd version of the Onion, right?
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 10:37 AM »
It's more like a parodied version of FOX News.
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 11:13 AM »
Quote from: LeCompte on July 30, 2009, 09:46 AM
I call BS on Bud Light being Obama's "beer of choice"...  perhaps... another beer that people would deride him for...

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 11:47 AM »
If Lando Calrisian drinks Colt 45 then everybody should drink Colt 45. Video of commercial
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 03:43 PM »
Alcohol is the DEVILS JUICE any choice by these men would have been the wrong one.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 03:55 PM »
Obama's choice in beer has caused me to pull my support from his administration.

Expect a bevy of news releases about this development tomorrow.
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 04:00 PM »
If it were up to me, the White House would just throw a trash can party.

Compromise!
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 07:04 PM »
If he didnt drink bud light, FOX news would be all over it, because if he doesn't drink an american beer HE HATES AMERICA
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 07:29 PM »
Quote from: LeCompte on July 30, 2009, 09:46 AM
People drink Bud Light because it's ubiquitous and inexpensive (and it has drinkability!)...

I wish that were true, but I know several people who only drink Bud Light or Miller Light because they don't like any other beers. My wife is one of them. She won't even drink the stuff I brew myself. Some people just don't have a taste for anything but light, drinkable "shit" beer. Obama may be one of them.
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 11:54 PM »
Quote from: I-Rod on July 30, 2009, 07:04 PM
If he didnt drink bud light, FOX news would be all over it, because if he doesn't drink an american beer HE HATES AMERICA

But Bud Light is not an American beer technically, although it's a pretty common beer in these parts. The news media busted his balls for not having any American made beers at the meeting. FYI:
Gates had Red Stripe, the officer has Blue Moon, and Obama had a Bud Light.

And as you predicted, they are calling him un-American. Apparently beer is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 01:17 AM »
Is the amount that a President can drink regulated?  I mean he kind of has to be on call at all times right?  Can he have enough beer to impair his judgment? 

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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 01:34 AM »
Why don't you ask Bush.

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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2009, 01:38 AM »
More like Anheuser-Busch.

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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2009, 01:53 AM »
Me too.  We should hang out sometime.  Maybe a BBQ?

I think it's a good measure of the political climate that a politician can't even drink a beer without a bunch of people second guessing him.
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2009, 02:13 AM »
Remember back when people criticized him for putting dijon on his burger at Ray's Hellburger?
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2009, 02:38 AM »
remember when he ate a baby?

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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2009, 03:27 AM »
Jeez, how long are you going to hang on to that one? He replaced your kid eventually, didn't he? Let it go.
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