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« on: July 18, 2009, 01:17 AM »
They just had to put 'penetrate' in the heading...

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-drives-into-wisconsin-house.html
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 01:37 AM »
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Female Driver couldn't handle 27 foot frank
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 01:47 AM »
Looks like it was a tight fit.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 05:48 AM »
Hopefully before any more damage is done they'll be able to pull out.
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 06:49 AM »
I remember seeing the Weinermobile at a dairy in Huntington Beach sometime around 1970 (I was five). There was a rather short man dressed as a chef who was the purported "Oscar Meyer." I saw the more recent vehicle on the road a few years ago... I hope that they do fix it.

Wouldn't it be ironic if the house that it hit was the Bunn residence?
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 08:02 AM »
I hope they're able to erect a new wall to compensate for the damage.
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 08:05 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 08:34 AM »
The driver should be hung for such an accident.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 09:07 AM »
Why wasn't this posted in the News From Wisconsin thread?  Standards, people!
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 11:40 AM »
At least the back door was safe.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 01:18 PM »
I sure hope they had protection.
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 03:13 PM »
Hopefully the contractors don't do too much dicking around.
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2009, 04:24 PM »
The woman who was driving really penis'd that one up.
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2009, 10:16 AM »
Unfortunately this kind of thing is a regular occurance when gearsticks are poorly handled.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2009, 05:29 PM »
Yeah, and once the insurance companies get involved it could become a real throbbing pork-shaft of a situation.
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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2009, 05:35 PM »
"Wiener Wipeout" was my signature move when I was a pro-wrestler.

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2009, 06:01 PM »
The skate-board wang-whacking clip that JR posted later in that thread is still one of the most impressive stunts I've ever seen.

Back to the original story though, later on the wacky, accident prone employee drove the car into a lake and had to be rescued by four skin divers.
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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 07:30 PM »
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It seems a 22-year-old female driver took a wrong turn and ended up on a dead-end street in Mount Pleasant, Wis.

I'm not sure why the article pointed out that the driver was female but I'm glad it did. I'd like to think that the reporter writing it was a morbidly obese man chomping on a cigar and eating a ham sandwich!

When it comes to the accident, I think the weinermobile is just plain too much meat for one 22 year old female to handle. She needs another, twenty-something, preferably attractive, female copilot. And that's not sexism on my part. That's just physics ladies!

Also, I've been to three Mount Pleasants in three different states and every road in them are dead ends.

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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 08:18 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 04:00 PM »
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
for that is what I'd truly like to be
for If I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
I'd TOTALLY CRASH THE FUCK INTO A HOUSE
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