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« on: June 25, 2009, 04:53 PM »
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-gay-exorcism,0,5358043.story
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 04:58 PM »
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McKinney denied the ritual was an exorcism, describing it instead as a casting out of spirits.

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 05:15 PM »
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We have nothing against homosexuals. We just don't agree with their lifestyle.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 05:30 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 05:31 PM »
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"This happens all the time," she said. "This is not isolated."
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 05:44 PM »
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"Come out of his belly," someone commands. "It's in the belly — push."
Huh, You would think a gay demon would stay somewhere other than the belly.

Also, everyone involved with this exorcism is retarded.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 06:44 PM »

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"They have this kid in a full nelson," she said. "That just seems abusive to me."

Most unintentionally gay line ever?
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 08:44 PM »
So wait...is it a demon just making him gay or is the demon itself gay?
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 08:49 PM »
Well, they're calling out a "homosexual spirit", so I think that they're calling out a gay demon who brings man-love to all it possesses.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 08:52 PM »
I think we've just made the most important metaphysical discovery this side of Dante.
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 09:52 PM »
I'm just surprised that there isn't a Pwotter named Gay Demon.
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 10:23 PM »
If someone now creates an alt called "Gay Demon" I will hunt you down, Most Dangerous Game style.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 10:26 PM »
That sounds like intolerance to me.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 01:02 AM »
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Church creates stir with gay exorcism video 


If I read that without the article I would just assume it was some new, terrifying fetish.
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 02:38 AM »
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"If you are a true prophet you're not going to be popular with the people."
Funny enough, that also describes asshole fanatics.  So how do we tell the difference, rev?
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 02:59 AM »
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I'm just surprised that there isn't a Pwotter named Gay Demon.

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 03:11 AM »
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"If you are a true prophet you're not going to be popular with the people."
Funny enough, that also describes asshole fanatics.  So how do we tell the difference, rev?

If you are him, then you're a true prophet.  Everyone else is a fanatic.
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 04:10 AM »
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I think instead of "Gay Demon", someone should have this one.
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 08:42 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 05:00 PM »
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The true revival army will look like small bands of revolutionaries or Special Forces with an end times mission to complete and Satan's counterfeit will resemble a band of wild Indians or tribal warriors dancing shouting battle cries.

This is from the that churches website talking about 'revival' churches. I'm kind of afraid his church will slit my throat while I'm sleeping.
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