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« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2009, 04:12 AM »
Quote from: Silent Sam on June 11, 2009, 01:28 AM
Quote from: Hacksaw_Highway on June 10, 2009, 09:58 PM
And here I was, worshipping this flag:



I wonder what nationality this flag's creator was? Let's see, formatted to the American flag (why would it have 13 stripes, to signify the 13 original states of Earth?), what angle is Earth shown at - oh yeah, the one which only shows the Americas. Answers on a postcard.


*Whoosh*
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« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2009, 04:41 AM »
was that "whoosh" the sound of the flag flapping?
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« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2009, 05:37 AM »
STOP FAGGING UP THE AWESOME FLAG THREAD YOU HORRIBLE BASTARDS.



THAT RIGHT THERE. TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS. STOP BEING TERRIBLE. FUCK.
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« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2009, 06:55 AM »
Don't you think it's insultingly chauvinistic? I mean, there's no female presence at all.



Nothing can replace the real one, of course- but well wheel this one out whenever there's women around, keep them feeling involved in the whole "Earth" thing.
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« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2009, 08:37 AM »
Someone tried uploading this to that wikipedia page, but it seems the link is broken.
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« Reply #45 on: June 11, 2009, 03:17 PM »
Here's mine.
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« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2009, 03:29 PM »
Are you sure about that one?

I even tried standing back and squinting, but I don't see any testicles there at all.
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« Reply #47 on: June 11, 2009, 03:32 PM »
You have to look up at your computer monitor.
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« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2009, 05:36 PM »
Quote from: Optimus Pimp on June 09, 2009, 03:49 AM
I assume the hairy set of nuts is a symbol for the furtile struggle of human kind and its ability to survive, conquer and yet live together in sweaty, sticky conditions?

No.  It's a symbol for testicles.
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« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2009, 05:38 PM »
So, Ulysses.  What do the stripes represent?  I don't think Earth came from three original colonies.  Unless... there's something you're not telling us?
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« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2009, 05:39 PM »
Quote from: Nktalloth on June 11, 2009, 05:38 PM
So, Ulysses.  What do the stripes represent?  I don't think Earth came from three original colonies.  Unless... there's something you're not telling us?

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« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2009, 05:40 PM »
It's about monokinis, Nike and Star Trek isn't it?
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« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2009, 07:22 PM »
Regardless, Logical Penguin, I just mailed you my [neighbor's] child. I'm not fit to raise him anymore.
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« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2009, 07:41 PM »
The stripes stand for the three world superpowers: The United States, Russia, and Mexico.
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« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2009, 08:29 PM »
Look closer: firstly, there's the v-shape. Inside the shape is also 2 chains of arrows pointing down and towards the middle, and a representation of the entire world with a light presumably representing the radiance of all that is good in it. The edges of the shape connect to multiple red lines against a white background, reminiscent of hands, possibly holding the shape open. IN CONCLUSION: that flag is totally about vag.
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« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2009, 11:39 PM »
I was thinking more like cradle of civilization but that works too I guess.
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« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2009, 11:42 PM »
Perhaps it is symbolic of the birth of humanity.

The moon can be the placenta.
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« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2009, 12:49 AM »
Which makes Mars a period?
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« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2009, 01:37 AM »
...Hrm... Well, the 'rays' in the flag sort of remind me of Japan's whole 'rising sun' deal



That's when I realized, the rays are coming out of a specific part of the earth.

You clever bastard....

It is meant to symbolize the Atomic Bomb hitting Hiroshima....

tsk tsk tsk... you thought you'd get away with your subtle hatred for the japanese culture, didn't you?
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« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2009, 06:47 PM »
Quote from: b5200 on June 10, 2009, 10:01 PM
Somebody needs to update http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_flag  All of their flags look like crap I doodled in 6th grade.

Done. And in case that gets un-edited (which it undoubtedly will), here is the revision history.
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