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« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2009, 01:11 AM »

Sorry, did I say bare hand? I meant bear hand. A fucking grizzly paw converted into a rifle. Right to bear arms and all that.
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« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2009, 01:16 AM »

Actually, that picture was taken right after Sherman was shot in the chest.  He then proceeded to rip the bullet out with his fingers, close up the wound just by yelling at it, and throw the bullet back at his shooter so hard that it blew his head to pieces, and caused the heads of everyone within a ten foot radius to explode, as well.

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« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2009, 12:08 PM »

these segregated prom stories are a yearly novelty. oh look a small town in the south is still backwards and openly practices racism, like this should somehow make us forget the rest of the institutional racism that exists in every other part of this country. wagging a finger at the south like the bad dog for shitting openly on the carpet doesn't hide the fact that you still have a cat shitting in the litterbox filled with cat litter that doesn't quite mask the smell.
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« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2009, 12:24 PM »

Are you calling my cat a racist?
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« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2009, 01:04 PM »

General Sherman once ate a live cat just to prove a point.
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« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2009, 03:23 PM »

these segregated prom stories are a yearly novelty. oh look a small town in the south is still backwards and openly practices racism, like this should somehow make us forget the rest of the institutional racism that exists in every other part of this country. wagging a finger at the south like the bad dog for shitting openly on the carpet doesn't hide the fact that you still have a cat shitting in the litterbox filled with cat litter that doesn't quite mask the smell.

See, the South has been using that excuse since before the civil war. "You have problems in the north, so you can't criticize our society for being absurdly backward." While it is true that we sometimes use the overt racism in the South to distract from racial strife in the north, at least we don't still have racially segregated proms.
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« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2009, 03:25 PM »

no you just have racially segregated cities.

and your police ram toilet plungers up prisoners' asses.
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« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2009, 03:27 PM »

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« Reply #48 on: May 27, 2009, 03:38 PM »

Again, I am not denying that there is all sorts of racial/ethnic conflict in the north. I live in Philadelphia, which is probably one of the most segregated cities on the east coast.

Do we have unofficial segregation? Yes. Do we have racial violence? Yes. Are opportunities frequently withheld from minorities? Of course. Does any of this somehow excuse the south from being a national embarrassment, or from having been consistently behind the times for (at least) a hundred and forty some years? Of course not.
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« Reply #49 on: May 27, 2009, 03:43 PM »

these segregated prom stories are a yearly novelty. oh look a small town in the south is still backwards and openly practices racism, like this should somehow make us forget the rest of the institutional racism that exists in every other part of this country. wagging a finger at the south like the bad dog for shitting openly on the carpet doesn't hide the fact that you still have a cat shitting in the litterbox filled with cat litter that doesn't quite mask the smell.

The cat is supposed to shit in the litter box.  Are you comparing institutional racism to a cat correctly using the litter box for its intended purpose?  Plus, shitting is a necessary biological function; the reason the dog gets scolded, is because it does it where it's not supposed to.  I'm not sure I understand the point you're making.
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« Reply #50 on: May 27, 2009, 03:46 PM »

Do we have unofficial segregation? Yes. Do we have racial violence? Yes. Are opportunities frequently withheld from minorities? Of course. Does any of this somehow excuse the south from being a national embarrassment, or from having been consistently behind the times for (at least) a hundred and forty some years? Of course not.

Yes, you're right. The entire south, everywhere, openly practices racism and still doesn't have electricity and I hope they all burn in hell for it.
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« Reply #51 on: May 27, 2009, 03:48 PM »

I'm not sure I understand the point you're making.

Shit happens. And whether it's on the floor for all to see or hidden away to be flushed down the toilet, it all still stinks.
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« Reply #52 on: May 27, 2009, 03:53 PM »

these segregated prom stories are a yearly novelty. oh look a small town in the south is still backwards and openly practices racism, like this should somehow make us forget the rest of the institutional racism that exists in every other part of this country. wagging a finger at the south like the bad dog for shitting openly on the carpet doesn't hide the fact that you still have a cat shitting in the litterbox filled with cat litter that doesn't quite mask the smell.

The cat is supposed to shit in the litter box.  Are you comparing institutional racism to a cat correctly using the litter box for its intended purpose?  Plus, shitting is a necessary biological function; the reason the dog gets scolded, is because it does it where it's not supposed to.  I'm not sure I understand the point you're making.

i'm saying don't act like your shit doesn't stink. who the fuck would interpret what i wrote as trying to excuse them? morons like you two douchebags above, that's who. do i think having racially segregated proms is fucked up? you better believe it. i think the south is a backwards shithole, but every year this story surfaces, and every year a big deal is made of it OH HO LOOK AT THE BACKWARDS SOUTH. yes, they are backwards and horrible, i know this we all know this, but a racially segregated prom is the least of the backwardsness in the south and in this country. and it's a boring, banal thing that distracts from the rest of the issues all so you can laugh at a bunch of hicks.

also, i think it's rich that an australian started this thread about backwards racial attitudes.
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« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2009, 03:57 PM »

you know what, nevermind. i can't invest myself in this kind of argument.

fuck the south
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« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2009, 04:05 PM »

Actually, I think you make a good point. I mean, it's a tu quoquo kind of thing, but it's still a valid. Nobody from the north (or Australia) can criticize the south for institutionalized racism without hypocrisy.

That doesn't change the fact that holy shit racial segregation still exists, but it is what it is.
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« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2009, 05:35 PM »

So wait, we both think that

A.) Institutionalized racism is bad

B.) These proms are bad

Is this one of those internet things where everyone is getting into an argument despite basically agreeing? The only difference I can see is that Abe objects to the way this freak show is trotted out every year, while I am amused by the fact that this freak show is trotted out every year, because it is more funny-horrible than tragic-horrible.

When did this thread become an argument anyway? It used to be about Sherman. Sherman guys, Sherman.
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« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2009, 06:28 PM »

I think he stopped arguing a couple posts ago.

I've lived in the south most of my life and some of the biggest racists I've ever met are from New York and Massachusetts.  They don't burn crosses or anything. Most of them probably aren't even aware they are racist.  They just live in big houses in neighborhoods where they never have to associate with anyone who isn't rich and white.  They have the luxury of being judgmental of southerners because brown people are a fucking abstract concept to people like them. 

Let them come visit us here in Texas and their discomfort at the unavoidable proximity of Mexicans and Katrina-displaced black people is fucking tangible.

But yeah, fuck Georgia.
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« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2009, 05:19 AM »

Actually, the same thing happens in Australia. I've had conversations with people from the Southern states who would often exclaim "I wasn't racist until I came up here and had to deal with those bloody abos". They would then congratulate me on being able to tolerate the presence of aboriginals for so long, as if every local here has to show extraordinary restraint to not don a white robe and start lynching every darkie they come across.

Needless to say, I find that offensive.
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« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2009, 05:57 AM »

Hey, you were the one who brought it up first. i was just content to stew in my own latent racism.
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« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2009, 08:11 AM »

also, i think it's rich that an australian started this thread about backwards racial attitudes.

I think it's rich that someone who is arguing against generalisations of the south makes a massive generalisation as a parting shot. Or was that meant to be irony? I can never keep up with you Abe, you're too damn quick for this poor Aussie.
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