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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2009, 02:36 PM »
After the ship hit the iceberg, the animals kept rapping even though they knew the ship would sink.
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2009, 03:36 PM »
"Gentlemen, it's been an hon- hon *shwika shwika* honor."
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2009, 04:05 PM »
Throw yo' hands in the aaiir!

And try to attract the attention of a passing lifeboat.

No, seriously, you'll probably drown, or die of exposure if you don't.

Like you don't caaaare!
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 08:25 AM »
Sebastian the Star Bear

Even in its proper quality, it's nothing compared to the rest of this flick: Dancing bears in tutus, a gorilla enforcer, the fact that an alien bear goes all the way from Ursa Major in space and spend the whole movie just to rescue a bear from a few dumbass gangsters....
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2009, 12:54 PM »
Of course, theres something just plain laugh-out-loud awful about Clutch Cargo. The use of live-action mouths to reduce the already criminally low frame count makes every character look absolutly retarded.
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2009, 01:48 PM »
It is currently May 12, 2009. I am twenty-one years old. It is 8:28 a.m. in Hawaii. I just finished watching the one minute and fifty second trailer to Ratatoing. The photograph is already falling to the ground. Five minutes from now, I am in the shower, crying. Ten minutes ago I am confused and hurt. It is 8:23 a.m. The accident is almost upon me now. I click the link, and laugh at my own stupidity. No one else is laughing. I am told the video is terrible, and that all that have watched it were not the same again. I ask him what happened to the others... And he tells me. The air grows warm, too quickly. I want very much for a beautiful woman to hand me a glass of very cold beer. All the characters in the video are screaming at once.

The Video.

The video is taking me to Pieces.
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2009, 02:04 PM »
Quote from: Ripper on May 08, 2009, 02:22 AM
Srebrenica.

Srebrenica.

SREBRENICA.


Googling Srebrenica, I found this: I'm not going to make the obvious joke
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2009, 05:51 PM »
Clutch Cargo isn't THAT bad
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2009, 06:30 PM »
Quote from: Lotharian on May 12, 2009, 01:48 PM
It is currently May 12, 2009. I am twenty-one years old. It is 8:28 a.m. in Hawaii. I just finished watching the one minute and fifty second trailer to Ratatoing. The photograph is already falling to the ground. Five minutes from now, I am in the shower, crying. Ten minutes ago I am confused and hurt. It is 8:23 a.m. The accident is almost upon me now. I click the link, and laugh at my own stupidity. No one else is laughing. I am told the video is terrible, and that all that have watched it were not the same again. I ask him what happened to the others... And he tells me. The air grows warm, too quickly. I want very much for a beautiful woman to hand me a glass of very cold beer. All the characters in the video are screaming at once.

The Video.

The video is taking me to Pieces.

I see what you did there.
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2009, 10:05 PM »
You know, it really doesnt matter where this thread goes from here; its been all damn day now and my mind is still reeling from Titanic: The Musical... Oh well... ITS PARTY TIME!!!!
*Puts gun in mouth*
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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2009, 11:16 PM »
Oh Jesus...
I AM BECOME DEATH !
Apparently someone finds this stuff erotic, which frightens me more than a legion of rapping dogs.
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« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2009, 09:49 AM »
Quote from: P-Frank on May 07, 2009, 08:00 AM
Titantic The Animated Movie (Series?) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
I find the setting and characterisation of this movie frankly anachronistic and implausible.

Also, the beats were not nearly dope enough.

A C- for effort.
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« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2009, 09:27 PM »
Quote from: Bill Murder on May 12, 2009, 11:16 PM

Apparently someone finds this stuff erotic, which frightens me more than a legion of rapping dogs playing poker at the table


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« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2009, 11:46 PM »
O.K. , I went ahead and uploaded the Raiders of Galaxy spoof that a friend and I did in the course of one drunken evening. If people like it, we may start the task of making more (which means watching Raiders of Galaxy some more *shudder*).
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2009, 03:27 AM »
I'm a little surprised this hasn't been posted yet. I don't remember how I first stumbled upon this little nugget of........thing....but needless to say I was surprised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdWCtn8oko&feature=PlayList&p=47B7DD1EA34527F7&index=79

The best part, it doesn't even rhyme.
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2009, 03:29 AM »
"Rhymeman" sounds like a Chinese guy imitating a White guy who's imitating a Chinese guy.
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2009, 03:42 AM »
Quote from: Nevrmore on May 22, 2009, 03:29 AM
"Rhymeman" sounds like a Chinese guy imitating a White guy who's imitating a Chinese guy.

You may very well be right, I think we can all agree every neighborhood needs one. Nothing more wholesome than some random chinese/white/chinese again guy hanging around all the children.
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2009, 12:17 PM »
Is it just me or is Rhymeman's pronunciation off a bit? Case in point, "nuusery" and "intuduce."
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« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2009, 10:37 PM »
Dear Vídeo Brinquedo,

Eat all the dicks.

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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKSSSSS.

Yours in Christ, nchammer.
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« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2009, 11:21 PM »
What Disney princess is black?
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