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« Reply #260 on: November 05, 2009, 12:05 PM »

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« Reply #261 on: November 06, 2009, 11:29 PM »

Some guy on Gaia starts a thread called "Why same sex marriages can never be."

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Because by definition a marriage is the union between a man and a woman. If they change the definition of this word, what other words will they change next? Communication will break down and everything becomes ambiguous. Look at the Tower of Babel. They couldn't communicate with each other and an entire nation of people was scattered.

Don't be selfish. Think of the greater good of society, if you intend to stay with the society you're familiar with.

All of his later posts are how changing the definition of marriage will destroy communication/language, which will then lead to the collapse of society.

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Oh but society is beginning to fall apart. Here's an example of a simple almost common day phrase. "I love you." That is seen as a social taboo now. You hear about finding the right time to say it to someone or else they might be scared away or misinterpret. And why's that? Because of another word in the language which I'll get to in a moment. When we say love, we think of marriage, especially if it's a romantic love between unrelated individuals (unless you're into incest). And with marriage, traditionally one would also think of sex. And here comes the other naughty word. When we think of sex, we think of the f word. So when a person says "I love you" there's a hint of "F- you!" in there, and that's why people get turned off and scared away. So don't think for a second that language doesn't severely impact society.

Unless you plan to be a hermit. Then you have your own discourse community, in which case any word can mean anything to yourself.

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I say "I love you" in a positive way to people all the time. But they run screaming to their mommies who then threaten lawsuit. What has the world come to?!

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You know the definition of marriage has changed over the centuries, right?

Also, you do know there are more than one types of marriage mentioned in the bible, right?

I speak of the destruction of language which leads to a same fate for society, and marriage is just one major contributing factor among many.

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Sure, we'll go with morality then. Society's so morally corrupt that that passage has become frowned upon. Why should that be the case? I'm all for virgin wives.

Keep in mind that this is in the "Extended Discussion" forum, which is the Gaia equivalent of Hitler's Brain.
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« Reply #262 on: November 07, 2009, 02:06 AM »

Yes. Gaia is pretty bad.


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« Reply #263 on: November 07, 2009, 02:40 AM »

From a Gaia thread on Glenn Beck. (All posts are from the same person.)

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I LIKE GLEEN BECK I AM BLACK ( WELL BROWN ) AND I HATE OBAMA HE's AN IDIOT WITH A HUGE P***IS BEACAUSE HE WEARs A BULLDOG PATCH MAKES THE P***IS 3 INCHES BIGGER P.s WERE I LIVE I IM WATCHING THIS GAME SHOW DEAL OR NO DEAL IN CANADA IT's ( WELL TRANSLATETED IN AMERICAN ) THE BANKER OR LE BANQUIER AND GLEEN BECK IS NOT A MORON OBAMA IS WE SAID WE CAN't AFFORD G. W. BUSH SPEND 10 MILLION ( I HATE GEOGE W. BUSH ) WHEN OBAMA SPEND OVER 100 BILLION AND WE SAID GEOGRE W. BUSH WAS BAD ? WTF PEOPLE WHAT THE F**K F**KERS! ( EVER THOUGH MY GAIA IS WHITE ) GAME SHOW SPEND MORE MONEY THAN GEORGE W. BUSH GAME SHOWS SPEND 200 MILLION LESS THAN OBAMA SINCE 1950 AND MANY GAME SHOWS HAVE GAVE AWAY LOT's OF BIG WINNER SO

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F**K ALL OFF U WHO HATE GLEEN BECK ( SORRY I ACCIDENTLY SEND MY message TOO EARLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

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AND HE DISAGREES WITH PEOPLE BEACAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ( I WANNA KICK OBAMA IN THE P***IS! OH I ALMOST FORGOT HE SMOKES SO I HOPE HE DIES OF IT I HATE SMOKERS U JUST DON't SEE IT BEACAUSE IT's CALLED THIS LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED PHOTO SHOP AND U CAN USE IT TO EDIT ANY PICTURE U WANT MY SISTER HAS IT AND THEY TAKE OFF THE BLACK GUMS OFF HIS PICTURE SO F**K ALL OFF OBAMA LOVERS!

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OH SHOOT EVERY CORRUPTED PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOT GLENN BECK BEACAUSE HE SCREAMS SO HE CAN GET UR ATTEINTION IDIOTS ON THIS FORUM IDIOTS MUST KILL OBAMA HE IS INDONESIAN HE HAS A CREDIT CARD FROM THAT COUNTY HIS FATHER IS AFRICA BUT WHO REALLY KNOWS WHERE THE HELL HE IS FROM SO WHY THE F**K DID WE VOTE FOR HIM WHEN DOESNT HAVE ANY PROVE ABOUT IT OH MYBAE BEACAUSE HE IS BLACK BLAH BLAH BLAH SO F**K SKIN COLOR THEY SAY THEY NEED TO BALANCE THE RACE THE ONLY WAY TO BALANCE RACES IS TO FORGET ABOUT SKIN COLOR AND ALL THAT CRAP SO WTF AMERICA, AMERICA WAS A GOOD COUNTRY NOW IT's A F**KING COUNTY WITH F**KERS !!!

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« Reply #264 on: November 07, 2009, 05:38 AM »

In all the utter retardedness of that the one thing that I can't fathom is why "message" in the second post isn't in capitals.

It just makes no sense.
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« Reply #265 on: November 07, 2009, 10:16 AM »

Because he wanted to put emphasis on that word so he put it in all caps, while in caps lock mode. It's he's trying extra hard to look more retarded.
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« Reply #266 on: November 07, 2009, 01:17 PM »

In this digg thread on this Cracked topic page about the different ways men and women buy shoes, several dozen people start listing how few shoes they own in a truly bizarre attempt to prove their manliness:

http://digg.com/comedy/How_Women_Shop_For_Shoes_Flowchart?t=29127742
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« Reply #267 on: November 07, 2009, 01:55 PM »

Cracked super-writer Danny Gallagher wrote three sentences on Glenn Beck over at TV Squad. Someone threatened to get all the conservatives to boycott the site if they didn't fire Danny.

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I asked AOL for a public apology or better yet to fire the writer. I suggest you do the same. It's time for civility. I'm sick of this. How dare this person insult the readers of the website that he works? Whether you support left, right or center this is simply pathetic. If YOU were to write something insulting against another a fellow commenter they would probably ban you. What a TV celebrity does OFF TV has no place on this blog anyway.

Thanks to Danny for pointing this out in the comedy workshop lounge. Shine on, you crazy liberal elitist diamond.
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« Reply #268 on: November 07, 2009, 07:46 PM »


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Sure, we'll go with morality then. Society's so morally corrupt that that passage has become frowned upon. Why should that be the case? I'm all for virgin wives.

Yes, that's exactly what the people are taking issue with: virgin wives.  Liberals just can't stand the idea of a virgin wife.  It clearly has nothing at all to do with the fact that that passage says any wife who is not a virgin should be murdered.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.
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« Reply #269 on: November 07, 2009, 11:42 PM »

The guy who was ranting on Danny Gallagher before posted this on some political/conservative site:

http://lipskip.com/tv-squad-writer-danny-gallagher-insults-tea-party-patriots/

I'll let Danny sum it up:

The schmuck in question "supposedly" called my bosses at AOL and Weblogs or write them letters, I assume with some very strongly worded letters in all caps, left some comments on the site that irked my boss because he's easily irkable and also started a petition at PoliticalLipskip.com, a site that (wait for it) he owns!

The guy "called Gallagher out" (re: left a comment) for using the phrase "teabagger," instead of (in the author's own words) "Tea Party Patriots." So this dude is okay with being labeled a hypocrite, but God forbid anyone make fun of his group's stupid name.
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« Reply #270 on: November 08, 2009, 12:39 AM »

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« Reply #271 on: November 08, 2009, 09:55 PM »

its astonishing how many retards congregate on the internet. People that believe what they hear on fox news and videogame fanboys piss me off the most
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« Reply #272 on: November 08, 2009, 11:21 PM »

GAAAAAAAAAH

That is all.
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« Reply #273 on: November 08, 2009, 11:27 PM »

I'm trying to imagine a scenario in which the question of whether bestiality is rape would have any actual relevance, and I just can't come up with one.
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« Reply #274 on: November 08, 2009, 11:44 PM »

You know, all the responders rushing to disagree with him actually started to restore some of my faith in humanity.  But then...

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Legally, it's still rape even if the animal initiates it, because the animal cannot legally consent.
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Legally, it's still rape even if the animal initiates it
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even if the animal initiates it
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the animal initiates it
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the animal initiates it

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« Reply #275 on: November 08, 2009, 11:56 PM »

It would be rude to post a link to this very forum in this thread, and set a pretty bad example, but if you enjoyed that, I suggest you search our own Hitler's Brain forum for "Consent in the Animal Kingdom and You."
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« Reply #276 on: November 09, 2009, 07:32 PM »

Some guy on Gaia starts a thread called "Why same sex marriages can never be."

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Keep in mind that this is in the "Extended Discussion" forum, which is the Gaia equivalent of Hitler's Brain.

That's a troll, right?

Right?
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« Reply #277 on: November 09, 2009, 10:43 PM »

After skimming through his post history, I'm not sure. I'm finding that the posts in ED are either trolls or idiots, with very few people actually doing something worthy of serious debate.

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Simple question, lets find someone who has necrophilia and zoophilia. Since the dead meat cannot consent, it should clearly be rape. But our true fear should be the people who fondle their meat, as that is molesting it. We wouldn't be ok with a man fondling a child, so why are so many ok if they fondle a sausage?

If I go to hell, I will spend all of eternity in a political debate with this person. Each subject, from abortion to health care, will swiftly turn into a debate as to why we haven't passed legislation regarding the fucking of hamburgers.
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« Reply #278 on: November 10, 2009, 12:15 AM »

Are we okay with people fondling sausages?
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« Reply #279 on: November 10, 2009, 06:57 AM »

Well, we better be, or I'm in serious trouble.
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