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« on: March 09, 2009, 11:37 AM »

This thread is for comments that transcend retarded, into the realm of meta-retarded.


From an article about Obama putting Bush's new helicopter fleet on hold:

Quote from: matt February 24th, 2009 10:58 am ET
McCain, way to go!!! Obama loves to spend that $…I guess he gets that from Michelle's side of the family…if you know what I mean


From this Digg thread, for the Daisy Owl about The Princess Bride:

Quote from: Eurynom0s
Wouldn't you have had to have seen Princess Bride yourself to identify it by dialog overheard on a telephone conversation? Kind of hard to see the point of this comic with such a gaping in its logic.


Add more if you have them. They have to be really, really, really retarded. Like an 11 out of 10 on the retard index.
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 11:54 AM »

das_w00tman posted this gem on Robert Brockaway's How Not to Write a Cracked Article article.

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January 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
hey, wasent it superdan’s idea to make fun of jack
and write exaggerated stories about their meetings?
is this theveriy? and bad speling aside,
this is fucking theft of ideas! big brother!
wibe brockaway clean and then kill him!
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 12:31 PM »

As with any discussion about legalizing weed on the internet, the whole comment section of SWAIM's article is a black hole of stupidity.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 12:33 PM »

I have a feeling that this will one day end up being the longest thread on the entire forum.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 01:20 PM »

This thread should just have a link to youtube. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are on there. Here's a comment on a Fred video:

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and this is why we shoud all join the i h8 fred group you can find the link to this groupe at dimwitsband who is allso the gr8 geoman when he eats a banna and also dont forget to subscibe to dimwitsband and manervic

I hate Fred as much as the next guy, but if you want to make a channel dedicated to how much you hate him, you should probably spell better than him.
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 02:13 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 04:07 PM »

Quote from:  DaKidwitSwagg, from Youtube
soulja boy killed diz shit fuck yall hataz soulja boy da best

I know we can fill this thread with posts just like this one, but I think this one will suffice as a summary for all of them.


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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 04:53 PM »

That Soulja Boy comment must be a clever, poorly written stab at the cocky ignorant kids who actually listen to Soulja Boy... right?

Please say I'm right.
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 11:52 AM »

from one of those LSD 'trip' videos on Youtube (moving optical illusion).

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there is also anothe way to tod this watch a the sun for 1 min then close your eyes and rubbe them and then u are on a trip


 That's right.  Stare at the Sun for a minute.  Works wonders.
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 06:17 PM »


The fact that people gave a thumbs up to his second comment made me lose a little bit of respect for humanity.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 11:48 PM »

You gotta respect a dude who's willing to admit that he messed up.
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 06:37 AM »

The fact that people gave a thumbs up to his second comment made me lose a little bit of respect for humanity.

You beat me to it, but Youtube in general makes me worry about the future of humanity.

I found this on Digg - regarding the Stem Cell research
Quote from: The Ghostman1
I don't mind stem cell research, but why the ***** does the government have to give money to stem cell research when more than half of this country are screwing up their health by being fat *****? There are better ways to improve the health of our society. Get people healthier in the first place and we don't need thousands of organs to shove into their gut. Do the stem cell research, but leave the ***** government out of it. That recent article on digg said like what, 1/3 of diseases could be prevented by lifestyle changes.

Now I'm all for exercise, but seriously?  I'm not sure how well the "healthy people can still suffer horrible illnesses and tragic accidents" topic is taught where he lives, but I learnt it early on.
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 04:38 AM »

Are we still astonished about stupid things we see people saying on the Internet?

Am I the only one here for whom such a thing is no longer possible, since human stupidity long ago rendered me dead inside?
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 08:37 AM »

Let's play fill in the blanks! Courtesy of Yojan.


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I don't mind stem cell research, but why the RETARDED YOUTUBE COMMENT does the government have to give money to stem cell research when more than half of this country are screwing up their health by being fat PENIS? There are better ways to improve the health of our society. Get people healthier in the first place and we don't need thousands of organs to shove into their gut. Do the stem cell research, but leave the FLAME WAR STARTING government out of it. That recent article on digg said like what, 1/3 of diseases could be prevented by lifestyle changes.

Yay!
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 05:48 PM »

From the RE5 review posted by Darkside_Of_AH:

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it a review i love re 4 but this game did get a hard score but that Adam opinion that not going 2 stop me from having fun i already played it and the thing he said about the game wore true so for all you people who having played it go do that and make your self happy or sad p.s jhipple1 wow (quote) morgan, im sure the only game shes ever played was "lets see how many guys i have to sleep with to become a cohost for xplay") Your mom must buy your game and your just mad because she not with you and dude like Keith ledger said why so serous. o.k i have 2 go 2 work now

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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2009, 05:56 PM »

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like Keith ledger said why so serous. o.k i have 2 go 2 work now

I loved Keith Ledger in Dark Knight.
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2009, 05:59 PM »

I was impressed that that whole thing was seeming one long sentence containing no beginning, middle, or end. That really takes determination.
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2009, 04:15 PM »

It's a marathon winning run-on sentence.
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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2009, 10:16 AM »

A goldmine of insanity.
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2009, 05:22 AM »

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I was impressed that that whole thing was seeming one long sentence containing no beginning, middle, or end. That really takes determination.
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It's a marathon winning run-on sentence.
Beat me to it.

On a YouTube video on Pauline Hanson:
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ok so shes ugly, but the fucks wrong with being a redneck????
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