These aren't just fanbois. They're stupid vectors. Almost everyone in this thread has been infected with stupid. If we can't stop it in 48 hours, it will spread over the entire forum.

Here's what we'll be looking at in 24 hours:


48 hours:

And has, so it seems, been shot into space.

Good show.

Thank you for that.  It clears up a lot of questions I've been having about this place.

What exactly do you mean by that? That I am a retard? Because if you do, take this into account: I'm not. It's true - English is not my primary language, but I still manage to somehow converse idiomatically, and construct avanced lyrical poetry that, quite honestly, has baffled my fellow forumposters over at http://www.fadingflower.com (professional writers' homepage). Someone here claims that me and this "Stubborn Alexander" are the same person. I wont deny nor confirm that, but if we were, how can we post from two different IP:s? Chew on that one...

This was addressed in an earlier post in this very thread.  Both users appeared at almost the same time, both IP addresses were Finnish, and the second newcomer just happened to come upon this thread and begin posting in it before any other.  Like it or not, that's, at the very least, one coinsidence too many.  Maybe you aren't Stubborn Alexander; maybe you are.  If you aren't I still wouldn't rule out this person being a contact or acquaintance of yours, since the two of you miraculously appear at the same time from the same country in the same thread on the same side of an arguement.

I find the texture crunchy, but it crumbles under the slightest pressure from my teeth.

I fucking hate it when the internet decides to fuck up something it should be able to process easily.

Prime example: the above double post.

i'm glad you don't also claim to be a computer science major.

Haha!

Or were you thinking...

OMG, he incorrectly referenced my name!  SO CUTSIE!

On a more serious note, I don't give a shit about the people you know that have nothing to do with this forum nor did I ever claim to; however, I do find it pathetic that your buddy needed to drag you in here just so he'd feel he had someone to side with him in his defense of how brilliant a writer he is.  Obviously you people did very little research on what this website was before you decided to move on in.  Ironic that you bastards write so well (supposedly), yet you don't seem to know how to read.  Anyone that posts on a forum before properly reading through it, even if just to get a feel for the website's tone (I'm assuming you understand the term "tone," Writey McWritesalot), is a colossal fuck up that's quite honestly asking for trouble.

Also, I have to wonder what the Hell your closing sentence is supposed to mean: "I don't go around bragging about it."  Wow.  That's wonderful, but... might I ask what that has to do with anything?  No one claimed you were bragging and not one person in this thread has yet listed all the people they know in any attempts to "brag."  If you're going to type out of your ass, you're likely to get shit on the screen.

Finally, I've decided I'm going to agree with you on at least one point in your stupid little post: "Sheesh, you guys are real assholes."  You're right; we are.  What was your first clue, the fact that we're generally assholes to every new idiot that wanders into this forum, or (since you obviously haven't read any of the material on the site beforehand to realize that) the fact that we were assholes to you?  I'm guessing the latter.  I have one pice of advice for you on this subject: deal with it.