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[looking around in disbelief] What the HELL was that?

Who writes something this long and soul-exposing, then doesn't take ten seconds to run a spell check? "I might me the person you are looking for"? It's like getting hit on by someone with a divot in their forehead.



Elegant is a synonym for refined, so you don't need to say "yet". This suggests you're giving examples of disparate qualities. I probably don't need to tell you this, though, seein' how goldurned sophistimicated y'all are.



Looks like somebody got a thesaurus for their birthday. Just, you know, not a dictionary. Someone also doesn't know what "intricate" means, apparently. Also it's spelled feminine. Or perhaps famine, I have no idea what you were trying to say here. And having a soft nature makes about as much sense as having an intricate aura, i.e. it doesn't.



Thank God for that. I think I speak for potential mates everywhere that when they see someone enjoying himself impractically, that relationship is pretty much over.



So, you're like everyone else on the planet then. You're trying to make it clear you don't find humor in extraordinary, supernatural situations? Like teleporting through wormholes or burrowing into the center of the earth? Not amusing?



I'll bet they're lining up 'round the block.



So you strive not to squander the small spare seconds of the span of your alliteration-packed sentience? It's a good thing you're attractive, sensual and sophisticated, because your poetry's ass and you wouldn't know where to put a comma to save your larger lifetime.



That's a pretty sophisticated quote. What is that, Plutarch?



Plus it's later than you think.



...someone who doesn't mind endlessly packing his sentences with synonyms in an effort to sound smarter and more intelligent...



Will I be breathless because I'm so calmed, or because of the passion? Or will I have simply forgotten to breathe, trying to figure out how something can be passionate and calming at the same time?



I'm not sure if I can completelly let myself go in your company, tennisball. Is it alright if I just let myself go totally?



I don't doubt it.



Okay, now you're just embarrassing yourself. I'm not even going to comment here.



That's almost three times as sophisticated as that other quote you got off the back of that Sugar Crisp box!



...Sexyness, Seductivity, Independence, Delight, Sweetness, Naughtiness and Being Refined...



"Interests: Languages".

Uh huh. Which ones?



Yes, I think you might have even mentioned that already once.



Are you looking for a man or a woman here? If a woman, are you asking her to be a gentleman? Or are you just trying to make her aware of the rules you abide to yourself, so she can spot you and see if you're slipping when you're out on dates? If you're gay -- wow, you really didn't do any fieldwork before posting here, did you?

Also, how many gentle caring dispositions do you have? Did you grab a few off eBay?



Translation: You would not believe how much I get picked on.



Tennisball, if you could prove there was someone out there who was jealous of you, then yes, I agree that would be the most frightening and pitiful thing I'd ever heard.



I need to know, guy or girl, anyone -- does this work for anyone here? The mock intellectual, eyes staring at the horizon with teeth gritted, red wine and candlight, impressive-sounding words, all that? You can see it's bullshit, right?

I ask merely because if it turns out it actually works, then I can double up my synonyms as well as the next guy. For instance, did you know I want and yearn for you with love and passion?

Dude, Jay just totally fanboi rebutted a fanboi love poem.

Jay, I really and truly think that deserves a big and huge round of applause.

Nah.  Just only after I've been nuzzling your mom's asshole.

That wasn't for his benefit. That was just me enjoying myself.

I need to stop buying these damn single-ply generic-brand tissues.

Well damn.

Alderaan, listen. I DO want you to take me seriously, but there's no point arguing about my english skills as they far surpass yours - obviously. I have not come hear to try to teach people english, but rather I teach about the essence of love, and how it can be translated into the written world. You see, love is very special thing and you can't keep me from conveying (ore trying to convey) my evangelium of peace, love and democracy and freedom of speak. My previous post was not ment to educate, but more or less try to steer you guys in on my way of think, so to speak. I hope I have answered your question.

Thank you, I kiss you back.