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« on: December 17, 2008, 09:33 AM »

Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from Wednesday December 17th until Tuesday December 23th. Remember that we're moving up the deadline to Tuesday night, we're doing that from now on.

This week's theme is:

Photoshop Boobs on Things That Don't Usually Have Boobs.

Look. This is going to run on Christmas. Nobody's going to be surfing the internet that day. Thus we have pulled out a topic that you clearly - clearly - could not normally be trusted with. We're asking you to imagine the most entertaining/mind-blowing combination of object and titties, and show it to us in Photoshop. Keep it SFW if you want your entry considered as the winner at all, and not to keep for your own personal use.

The best entry will get $50 and probably a recommendation for therapy.

Entries must be no wider than 480 pixels.


If you've never played before, it works like this:

1. You make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to the current theme;

2. You will post it in this thread;
 
3. You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
4. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

5. We stop taking entries at 7 PM EST on the final day of the contest.

6. We will then pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9. Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, we have a separate thread for that here.

10. IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11. If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free. Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Go to it!

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 10:28 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 12:07 PM »

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Does this look infected to you?


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Also, penis.


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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 06:23 PM »

kate moss..
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 06:42 PM »



What? Nerds don't normally have boobs on them.
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 07:11 PM »

NSFW
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2008, 12:16 AM »


That's disgusting, I apologize.
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