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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2008, 08:41 PM »
I'm going to call this the greatest achievement in the history of mankind.
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« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2008, 09:20 PM »
Sanchez... aren't you worried you'll be a jail?
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« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2008, 09:47 PM »
Fuck that!  Aren't you afraid you're going to get cancer?!?!
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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2008, 09:42 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2008, 02:19 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2008, 02:28 AM »
And the man himself weighs in -



Hey, if Bad English aren't going to sue him for stealing their number one hit, surely he can be magnanimous enough not to sue me for stealing his number twenty bazillion home video that he forced on everyone for free?

Does anyone know how much editing I'll have to do to it before I'm above the law?

Edit: his spam crew has accidentally responded to my video with yet more advertising for this chap's biceps, which I gleefully approved.
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2008, 03:06 AM »
I find it hilariously ironic his response video is almost fully comprised of copyrighted footage.
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2008, 04:47 AM »
Have we discovered whether this guy is John Cena's brother or not yet? That is the most important question.
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2008, 04:57 AM »
Oh yeah, while this discussion is ongoing, please don't use any googleable phrases that might lead The Justice League of Spamerica back to this thread. This dude is a fucking unstoppable Terminator of not finding things funny and some of the mail I'm getting makes me really not want him to know where I hang out.
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2008, 05:01 AM »
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Does anyone know how much editing I'll have to do to it before I'm above the law?

Answer: none.  I would argue that it falls under the Fair Use Doctrine:

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Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include —
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(2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.

Further, I suggest you exercise your right to freedom of expression and tell him he's a fag.
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2008, 06:38 AM »
Quote from: Sanchez on December 10, 2008, 04:57 AM
Oh yeah, while this discussion is ongoing, please don't use any googleable phrases that might lead The Justice League of Spamerica back to this thread. This dude is a fucking unstoppable Terminator of not finding things funny and some of the mail I'm getting makes me really not want him to know where I hang out.

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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2008, 06:59 AM »
Oh, FYI sanchez; that's the best thing I've seen in a long time.

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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2008, 09:58 AM »
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I'd say you're pretty safe, plus you also have the "but he's a huge fag" defense going for you
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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2008, 12:05 PM »
I'm really curious where they're pulling the nazi terrorist remark from, other than their own asses.
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2008, 12:09 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2008, 12:20 PM »
Sanchez, you're an inspiration to all of us Nazi terrorists.
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« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2008, 03:05 PM »
I saw Sanchez's video and now I can't stop crying. He made me believe that us well-sculpted but empty-brained hunks of man-meat can find true love again after going through a rough divorce.

Maybe I will find it here?

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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2008, 03:09 PM »
Wouldn't it be ironic if the cure for cancer turned out to be in the blood of crabs?

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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2008, 03:38 PM »



I can only conclude that this wasn't meant for me. Death threats against regular guys can get you a hefty prison sentence; I dread to think what the penalty is for threatening Captain America. The Flash would probably kick me into space. No way am I dumb enough to try that shit.
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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2008, 03:54 PM »
Remember friends, seek justice in any and every way possible!



I'm beginning to think the worst thing this huge baby could do to me is lend me his record collection.

I don't know what happened between you, dude, but I can hazard a guess - she dumped you because you're the sort of calculating jerk who'd film a seven-minute love letter to his own muscles and stick his ex-girlfriend in it as a PR tool.
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