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« Reply #1100 on: September 24, 2009, 07:59 PM »

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Do not support this nigger lover! He is a filth and a traitor to his country! You need to watch zootsanchez's videos and support the South and true Americans boy!

wtf? I thought Sanchez was only racist on Sunday.

He's not American.  He's a British Arabian jail!
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« Reply #1101 on: September 24, 2009, 08:03 PM »

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/45279/pitch-tale-douche-quadbike
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« Reply #1102 on: September 24, 2009, 08:05 PM »

Is he (Ben) spamming any message boards with this, or did he learn his lesson? It got nearly 885,000 views in less than a week, and I'm having trouble believing that he got that simply by misdirecting people with the whole Kanye/Swift thing.

He has to be. My videos have less than 100,000 and they were in a Cracked article.
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« Reply #1103 on: September 24, 2009, 08:27 PM »

Here's the IMDB thread about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458339/board/flat/147928952

Also, I would suspect that a lot of the people leaving racist comments are plants/Ben himself/from Ben's PR company.  They give Ben something to respond to so he can validate his points on racism.

Also, didn't Ben say somewhere that he didn't know where people got the Captain America idea from and all he wanted was to make a love video? 
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« Reply #1104 on: September 24, 2009, 11:13 PM »

Also, Sanchez, if you don't do a topic page on Douche Quadbike/Big Ben, I'm starting a fire.

I think Linux Fan may still have some matches
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« Reply #1105 on: September 25, 2009, 04:14 PM »

ummm...  We have to do something about this?

He must be serious.  No one would go this far...
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« Reply #1106 on: September 25, 2009, 05:00 PM »

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Also, I would suspect that a lot of the people leaving racist comments are plants/Ben himself/from Ben's PR company.  They give Ben something to respond to so he can validate his points on racism.

It could also be that trolls decided to just mock Ben's pointless speech on equality because it was retarded, but I wouldn't put it behind Ben or his PR to do something that baffling.

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Also, didn't Ben say somewhere that he didn't know where people got the Captain America idea from and all he wanted was to make a love video?

*sound of mind being completely blown*
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« Reply #1107 on: September 25, 2009, 05:03 PM »

Yeah, it looks like people are just messing with him now and he's turning it around to show how he's a champion for civil rights.  As Captain America would.
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« Reply #1108 on: September 25, 2009, 06:14 PM »



It's only a matter of time.
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« Reply #1109 on: September 25, 2009, 07:45 PM »

this little floater has been around for nearly a year, if this keeps up Sanchez will have to buy him an anniversary present (perhaps a tasteful shirt or maybe a fantastic CD compilation of catchy songs or something)

I think he's onto something. Here we have almost overlooked a significant milestone in our relationship with one of this world's "special little creatures" who truly defines what it means to be batshit crazy. He must feel so unappreciated. He works so hard to entertain us with his grandiose ideals of fame and fortune all in the name of selflessly killing off Nazis, solving world hunger, and ending the affliction of cancer through his "memorable" viral videos.

Since the first year anniversary is paper, I'm throwing around the idea of signing him up for as much spam mail as I can get my hands on.
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« Reply #1110 on: September 25, 2009, 07:50 PM »

I couldn't Resist making a video response , maybe I'll do something with autotune later, but I've wasted too much time the last couple days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9tWQmYhbMQ
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« Reply #1111 on: September 28, 2009, 04:18 PM »

Basically what HyperGlavin is trying to say is:

Captain America is Hitler? A truly insidious plot!
Captain America's son is one of Hitler's most effective soldiers, and the world's second-most recognizable Nazi: It's true.
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« Reply #1112 on: October 10, 2009, 02:56 PM »

It's so entertaining, it's kind of a bummer when you get to this page and it ends. Thanks for the laughs and catchy music!
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« Reply #1113 on: October 10, 2009, 04:24 PM »

Nice try, ModGirl, but you'll have to put a little more into it if you want to be a moderator here.
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« Reply #1114 on: October 10, 2009, 08:04 PM »

But maybe she is a mod... IN DISGUISE!
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« Reply #1115 on: October 10, 2009, 08:31 PM »

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« Reply #1116 on: October 12, 2009, 02:17 PM »

Nice try, ModGirl, but you'll have to put a little more into it if you want to be a moderator here.

I'm not Mod, I just like the era. I only joined this forum because I didn't want to miss any more laughter. I  was a victim of the big guys spam, like most of you. I thought his video was a joke at first. When I realized he was serious, I thought it was one of the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. I thought that, until I heard The Ballad of Douche Quadbike, and even that wasn't as funny as it would all become once I read the pages on this forum.
 
I have had moments of feeling sorry for the guy, and at one point I really started to feel bad for him when the thought crossed my mind that maybe he was autistic. My son has a diagnosis of high functioning autism. His creative mind is always pumping out stories. He loves creating comics and he is pretty good. Most of his art and stories, the central character, is himself, doing valiant things. Watching Ben's video's, I found some similarities in personality and behavior. HOWEVER, after I read everything I did, I stopped feeling  bad for the guy. I realized he was far to calculating and manipulate, AND DISHONEST, to be autistic. Autistic people don't lie, first of all. Their social skills do not come naturally to them, they have to be taught good social skills. Second of all, they would never manipulate people by using a cancer sympathy card in order to gain popularity. Popularity is a social thing they could careless about. So, after thinking this through, my conscience was clear, for laughing at the fool.
 
Oh, and I got my head bitten off by one of Ben's cronies for simply suggesting he join the  military since he seems to be so obsessed with being a hero/soldier. HE never response to that comment, only his friend/fan, the bully. I find it pathetic, as well, when people can't laugh at themselves.
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« Reply #1117 on: October 13, 2009, 04:11 PM »

Wow, I am so late for this party, and I hate myself for not reading this thread sooner.


After carefully reviewing all of the submitted material, I have to say the single greatest addition to the quad douchebike saga has come not from Sanchez, or from one of our cracked forum members, but from one of Ben's superfans.

That frantic collection of images featuring hollywood stars who are being considered for the part of Captain America, alongside pictures of women, children, and animals scoffing at the stars' inferior physiques', to the tune of 'I need a hero' is a thing of beauty. I'm serious. Not to mention the Hollywod actors who have already played super heroes, as well as a "marvel executive" giving big Ben the thumbs up.

Maybe it's because my brain is completely fried after reading a 50+ page thread that was just way to good to skip ahead. In any case, I watched that video several times in awe. I think I'm partial to the version without Obama.

Also the with the dancing men and the quad runner is amazing.



I just realised I typed "Quad Douchebike"   instead of "Douche Quadbike."  I'm not fixing it.
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« Reply #1118 on: October 23, 2009, 09:04 AM »

I have been following this for weeks - VERY high quality stuff here.  Never had anything to add until now, music isn't my forte.  I found this though and needed to share, as Captain America would.

http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/10/19/captain-america-hoodie-is-a-lifetime-costume/
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« Reply #1119 on: October 24, 2009, 08:14 AM »

Oh.  My.  God.

Can we get one sent to Ben?  CANWECANWECANWE??!
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