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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2008, 01:37 AM »

I would like very much to be the editor of the Arrested Development page. I have seen every episode multiple times.
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2008, 01:45 AM »

Did anyone ever claim the PS3 topic? I think that one is still up for grabs too.
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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2008, 02:52 AM »

I would like to edit a topic page on dogs. I'm not really an expert on dogs, but the idea of every instance of the word "dog" being linked to a topic page amuses me to no end.

Also, I called it first.
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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2008, 03:30 AM »

Has anyone suggested a page for conspiracy theories? I keep seeing them cited in articles and it might be useful to have a handy Cracked page to link for reference.

In which case, may I suggest myself as editor? Years of being crazy and living amongst moonshine-addled rednecks has given me an encyclopedic knowledge of how the Martians created AIDS in order to keep us off the moon or some shit.
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« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2008, 03:36 AM »

If possible, I'd like to do a topic page about the show '24.'
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2008, 04:02 AM »

I can't do this, because I don't know enough about the subject, but there really should be a zombies page. This is the internet, after all.
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« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2008, 04:06 AM »

I second that motion and would offer my services to help edit it.
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2008, 02:23 PM »

Oh lord, if any help is needed for MST3K, I'd love to lend a hand.  I love MST3K ever so much.

What the hell Jekelish? Are you me from the past/future or something? You keep posting exactly what I'm thinking, but before I think it!

I am also a MST3K fanatic (so much so, I own every single episode on video tape by trading with people before any company actually sold them) and would love to be the co-editor with Jekelish on that topic page if possible.
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« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2008, 02:36 PM »

Requests so far include:

Gambling - Quagmar

The Simpsons - Quagmar

Steven Segal - Steve

Poltiics - Palehorse

Wheel of Time - Kathana

Battlestar Galactica - Kathana

Heroes - Kathana

Lost - ominousoat

Comic Books - Malcolm Christiansen

Legal Issues - Kenneth Shroeder

The TV and novel series "Dexter" - Ripper

Computer Security - Greywar

Advertising - Glenn Thompson

Ultimate Warrior - Ben Smith

Music Videos - Bettytron

Karate Kid - Jeff Kelly

Red Dwarf - Greywar

Captain Bravo - Coupling

Shaun of the Dead (and other movies by that crew) - Jeff Kelly

Technology - Ninja

Purpletowel - Barack Obama

Verminator - Extinct Creatures

House - Nimby

Twilight - Nimby

Sports - Jason Patton

MST3K - DCD, Jeff Kelly, Pandajuice

PWoT forum - Nav2001

Philip K Dick - Stumpy Joe

Arrested Development - bearaiter

Sony PS3 - Nav2001

Dogs - Hyperglavin

Conspiracy Theories - Samwise

24 - Technohawk

Zombies - Ninja

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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2008, 03:40 PM »

Fuck, I wish I had thought of that before. I'm a fan of zombies. That said, I guess that one topic that would work because of how often it's used in Cracked articles is historical figures. However, I don't know how the fuck to narrow such a broad concept down (maybe "U.S. Presidents"?) and I don't have the knowledge to edit it, but  maybe there's someone in the forum smarter than me with some kind of PhD in history.
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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2008, 05:09 PM »

Could we have a topic on food? I'd be happy to edit that one too.
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2008, 05:26 PM »

Sony PS3 - Nav2001

Just to clarifiy, I'm not volunteering for that one, just suggesting someone should claim it.
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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2008, 05:53 PM »

Jeff can be Servo. Pandajuice can be Crow.
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« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2008, 05:48 PM »

Is it one person per topic page? Because as Ripper said, I'd be happy to help her with either a Dexter or general horror topic.

Also, curse nimby for stealing Twilight!
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« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2008, 06:42 PM »

See, I was a big fan of early Crow...you know, pre MST3K the Movie.  After his voice changed, my allegiance switched to Servo.  Good times.

And hey, Monoxx, you're more than welcome to partner up on the zombies idea.
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« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2008, 06:49 PM »

I'll do a Marvel Comics page if nobody else wants it.

I'll also volunteer for a samurai or Akira Kurosawa page if we feel like doing them.
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« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2008, 08:28 PM »

I second Law. Being a future Law student (London School of Economics '09, woohoo!), I'd quite like to represent English Law. If that's cool (I study Law now too, at A-Level. So I'm not completely clueless on the topic).

Also, philosophy, definitely. I volunteer for that beast as well (I study Philosophy at the moment too).
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« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2008, 11:13 PM »

I would be willing to lend my abilities to write about any of the following:
Led Zeppelin,
The Beatles,
Bruce Lee,
Ghostbusters,
The Rocky films

Led Zeppelin is my first choice and the rest are in a random order.

Also, in addition I suggest topics for Star Trek and for Alderaan's sake, Star Wars.








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« Reply #58 on: December 14, 2008, 04:47 AM »

Is 'online trends' or 'online culture' too broad? There are a decent amount of articles on this subject and I need to keep track of this stuff anyway for my day job, so I would enjoy maintaining this page. I'd prefer 'online culture' because I'd get to make fun of the way people use the internet.

This would include memes and user behaviour.

 

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« Reply #59 on: December 14, 2008, 05:37 AM »

I'd also like literature if that has not been taken.
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