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« Reply #2380 on: September 26, 2009, 12:09 PM »

Or that Dave and John investigated her house after she apparently died, and ran into monsters. That happens a lot, too.
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« Reply #2381 on: September 27, 2009, 07:52 AM »

anybody noticed that Dave commented to someone else's twitter?

"@Onua yes, the actor's name is Curtis Armstrong"

i really don't think Onua is ARG related, so this might be a message for us meaning that it's ok to contact them and break the 4th wall.

does that make sense?
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« Reply #2382 on: September 28, 2009, 09:56 AM »

I tried texting johns number the other day but the number doesnt work anymore or someting because it kept failing to send.
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« Reply #2383 on: September 28, 2009, 01:31 PM »

I just called the number and got the same voicemail greeting I got when we first found the number, so it seems to be working.
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« Reply #2384 on: September 28, 2009, 07:15 PM »

Welp, looks like the world is ending in a few hours and we have no idea how to stop it. 

Rock on.
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« Reply #2385 on: September 29, 2009, 12:33 AM »

Hmm... half an hour in, I haven't seen shit raining from the skies yet.

Maybe the world will end in Mountain Time.
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« Reply #2386 on: September 29, 2009, 08:13 AM »

Delivery times may vary. World won't end in the middle of Missouri for another few days...
There's only used book stores around here, after all.
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« Reply #2387 on: September 29, 2009, 01:14 PM »

So the mouth and groin are the twin centers of Korrok's power over man...

Could this be the hidden significance of the mantra "you are all fat and gay?"
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« Reply #2388 on: September 29, 2009, 01:39 PM »

Does anybody else get the feeling this (ARG) isn't over, or is it just my wishful thinking?
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« Reply #2389 on: September 29, 2009, 01:47 PM »

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Does anybody else get the feeling this (ARG) isn't over, or is it just my wishful thinking?

I got that impression too, though I'd almost rather it be over so more attention could be paid to writing a new book. (Go X'al'naa''thuthuthu!)

There's also more dick pictures (dick10.jpg-dick13.jpg) though I really recommend not looking at 13. Seriously.
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« Reply #2390 on: September 29, 2009, 02:05 PM »

Theres a few images hidden, more funny time dick pictures starting at http://johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/dick10.jpg and going to 13. The last one in considerably less SFW so dont let ur boss see it or your gonna have to answer some strange questions.
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« Reply #2391 on: September 29, 2009, 02:12 PM »

damn u beat me to finding those >.<, oh well in case no one noticed in the warehouse picture theres a barely visible 5 pointed star on the floor, u can see it better in http://johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/warehouse.jpg
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« Reply #2392 on: September 29, 2009, 03:08 PM »

So if 5 is the number of the "good" forces mentioned in the latest update, and thus a protective number, what happens if you own 6 (Korrok's number) copies?  You know, in ARG-world?
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« Reply #2393 on: September 29, 2009, 05:36 PM »

What happens is you've spent an assload of your money.
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« Reply #2394 on: September 29, 2009, 05:40 PM »

The end of that latest update is like the punchline to a joke that took five years to tell. Incredible.
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« Reply #2395 on: September 29, 2009, 06:54 PM »

This picture[/img] is terrifying. What the hell is this? Is that a special effect for some movie? Yikes.
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« Reply #2396 on: September 29, 2009, 06:55 PM »

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« Reply #2397 on: September 29, 2009, 09:45 PM »

So I went to Borders.  I'd been having a lousy day and I figured seeing the book on the shelf would cheer me up.  It did.  As some of you know, there's an excerpt from Marconi's book Science and the Beyond in the back.  I texted John to ask him where I could find more excerpts from the book.  He replied with his standard response over the past few weeks: bonerhat

It made me think of the guy with the big leather hat at the grill in the sulliwong update, so I took another look.  She talked about the second update, where the first letter of each paragraph spelled CAIRO.  So I started trying url extensions like a crazy person, including CAIRO with everything else, omitting CAIRO, omitting lines that were a single word, etc... Anyway I turned up a whole pile of nothing on that update.  On a whim I decided to try the sulliwong update itself, and I found this:

paydirt

There's a db file called thumbs and a zip called "override."  The password to the zip is, you guessed it, bonerhat.  It contains a jpg, also called override.  I've had no luck with the database as of yet.

It looks like the list of words North said to David before making him eat the spider.  So from the look of it we were right: the words were some sort of trigger-control.  What of the spider, I wonder...

Anyway, I haven't played with any of the words as extensions, but I'm about to.
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« Reply #2398 on: September 29, 2009, 09:59 PM »

Sorry for the double post...

No luck on the db file.  The first letters of the words on Override don't make an extension, haven't tried them all individually.  In any case, it's page two, and it says "cont" on the bottom.  So I'm assuming there's more.
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« Reply #2399 on: September 29, 2009, 10:09 PM »

Damn.  Triple post.  Thumbs.db is an automatically generated file to store thumbnails for any directory with image files in it.  Also, I haven't found any of the words to work as url extensions, except "candle", which we knew already.
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