44.  Children have set themselves on fire trying to become a Super Saying.

1) The clear anti-semitic views expressed when goku and vegita use moves such as "Holocaust Punch" and "Jew-Kill Beam".

1) The clear anti-semitic views expressed when goku and vegita use moves such as "Holocaust Punch" and "Jew-Kill Beam".

2) Jon Allen is not given enough airtime.

3) The absurdity of them eating constantly and never literally getting the shit beat out of them while getting pummeled.

4) That time, like in the second episode when whats his face was all like "join forces and we can conquer the universe!"

5) How Goku is seemingly portrayed as a male, but as everyone knows, she is female. her and chi-chi have lesbian adoptions in order to get children.

6) The show is made up almost entirely of close-ups of characters staring and twitching at each other. The homoerotic sexual tension is almost more than I can bear. Almost.

7) Chi Chi and Videl are two very domineering women, yet they are never seen trying to rape each other.

8) Women are often caught in the crossfire, yet their clothes never burst off.

9) The homosexual connotations of the show is clear. After all, why would they make the most powerful entity in the universe completely uninterested in his chesty wife?

10) Dragons aren't real.

11) Although Vegeta is portrayed as a sex god he is never shown actually making porn.

12) The radioactive glow surrounding the Saiyans when they transform is clearly a cruel reminder of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

13) Despite his short stature, Krillin is never actually shown making porn.

14) The entire series consists of storylines as such:

Narrator: When we last left Goku, he was in fierce battle with some guy that just comes back to life after getting killed.

Goku:Oh man, at my present power level, I can see that this fight is futile. I must now go ALL OUT and use ALL the power I have.

(Goku grunts and yells and gets shinier)

Villain: Whaaa?

Goku: HAHA! Now you're mine, bad guy that comes back to life.

(More fighting ensues, episode ends)

Narrator: In the next episode, Goku kills the bad guy at the end. But then he comes back to life again.


Two episodes later

Narrator: When we last left Goku, he was in fierce battle with some guy that just comes back to life after getting killed.

Goku:Oh man, at my present power level, I can see that this fight is futile. I must now go ALL OUT and use ALL the power I have.

(Goku grunts and yells and gets shinier)

Villain: Whaaa?

Goku: HAHA! Now you're mine, bad guy that comes back to life.

(More fighting ensues, episode ends)

Narrator: In the next episode, Goku kills the bad guy at the end. But then he comes back to life again.


And so on...

15) For the fastest fighters in the universe, they seem incapable of actually reacting with anything approaching decisiveness. "OH NO we must run"

"yes, running is what we must do"

"shall we run then?"

"well we better, we have only 5 or so seconds to do it"

"but surely its been 40 seconds already"

"only in DBZ time my niave friend"

16) Vegeta never actually beats Goku to death, and declared himself Emperor of the Universe in Friezas wake, as we all know he DESERVES to be.

17) Children.

18) The fact that vegeta said "IF I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU" only once, and not in EVERY EPISODE.

19) After the 2nd season it got way too comercial. Goku is clearly drinking Pepsi while driving his Volvo in that episode where Freeza tries to blow up the KFC.

20) It is impossible to build a ball where seven objects inside are always facing the viewer directly, despite camera rotation.

21) No black people.

22) John Cheese is not the ultimate power in the DBZ Universe. I personally consider this an unforgivable oversight.

23) Pro-Nazi message. Why is Goku only at full power while he has blonde hair and blue eyes?

24) It teaches children bad fighting tactics. If a person were to follow DBZ's influence, he would wait for his assailant to reload instead of attempting a counter-attack.

25) Matrix: Reconsidered
Although Vegeta is married to Bulma, he is never seen with a raging hard-on.

26) Ridiculousness.
Bulma is the smartest person in the universe, creating the only time machine ever to exist. She is a genius, despite the fact that she is clearly a woman.

27) Dogma
God isn't real.

28) Huh?
"I'm not going to transform unless I get a countdown." -Freeza

29) Goku's friends are killed all the time, yet he is never heard saying: "That is one spicy tamale."

30) An animé which has a single fight scene last 4 whole episodes should be kept in Japan where it belongs.

31) Fanfiction and excess of.

32) Simple biology:
Cell 'absorbs' both male and female victims, who become part of his DNA, and yet he completely lacks male or female genitals

33) Pro-Nazi message 2
The 'strongest human' Hercule is depicted as a weakling who lies, cheats and loves material posessions. He has dark hair, dark eyes and a big nose. Co-incidence or more blatent anti-semitism?

34) Though clearly Japanese in origin, the show exhibits a clear lack of bukkake.

35) However, being Japanese in origin, it relies too heavily on the van rape theme. I never thought anything could ruin a good van raping for me, but really, if I've seen it once.....

36) Goku's wife, Chi Chi, is only about 17% as hot as Bulma. What gives?

37) Not once, in the entire history of the show, has anyone ever made a cheap pun about dragons testicles.

38) The theme song is not Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

39) Despite being a Japanese cartoon, I have not seen one hentai tentacle scene.
 
40) Where's M. Bison?

41) Indestructo-ability
Why can't anyone destroy any of the Gundam upgrades? Also, calling the villains "Zion" while making them Nazis is an obvious attack against Islam.

42) ALL the villans have gay names

43) The american version has all the sex cut out.

44) The voice of krillin in the american versions decided not to come over and ended up not going to kirin sushi with everyone else after comic con yesterday.

45) Children have set themselves on fire trying to become a Super Saying.

46) None of the Matrix, LotR, or Eminem fanboys have tried it.

47) Said "Jew-Kill Beam" is depicted as being far more powerful than actual real-world prototypes.

48) Homage or Theft?
The said "Jew-Beam" is a name-brand adhesive, not an energy blast.

49) When Krillin bent over and did his goatse impersonation... It did not last long enough.

50) When all of the Saiyan characters have grunted as though they were constipated for at least 5 minutes each episode, not once, have they ever defecated!