I forgot to back this up, so we must do it again... BETTER!

1) The clear anti-semitic views expressed when goku and vegita use moves such as "Holocaust Punch" and "Jew-Kill Beam".


2) Jon Allen is not given enough airtime.

4) That time, like in the second episode when whats his face was all like "join forces and we can conquer the universe!"

Man they sucked compared to the rest of the universe.  Freeza would P'zown them.

6)  The show is made up almost entirely of close-ups of characters staring and twitching at each other.  The homoerotic sexual tension is almost more than I can bear.  Almost.

11) Although Vegeta is portrayed as a sex god he is never shown actually making porn.

12) The radioactive glow surrounding the Saiyans when they transform is clearly a cruel reminder of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

13) Despite his short stature, Krillin is never actually shown making porn.

15. For the fastest fighters in the universe, they seem incapable of actually reacting with anything approaching decisiveness. "OH NO we must run"

"yes, running is what we must do"

"shall we run then?"

"well we better, we have only 5 or so seconds to do it"

"but surely its been 40 seconds already"

"only in DBZ time my niave friend"

16. Vegeta never actually beats Goku to death, and declared himself Emperor of the Universe in Friezas wake, as we all know he DESERVES to be.

17. Children.

18. The fact that vegeta said "IF I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU" only once, and not in EVERY EPISODE.

20.  It is impossible to build a ball where seven objects inside are always facing the viewer directly, despite camera rotation.

21.  No black people.

22.  John Cheese is not the ultimate power in the DBZ Universe.  I personally consider this an unforgivable oversight.

24.  Pro-Nazi message.  Why is Goku only at full power while he has blonde hair and blue eyes?

25. It teaches children bad fighting tactics.  If a person were to follow DBZ's influence, he would wait for his assailant to reload instead of attempting a counter-attack.

26) Matrix: Reconsidered
Although Vegeta is married to Bulma, he is never seen with a raging hard-on.

27) Ridiculousness.
Bulma is the smartest person in the universe, creating the only time machine ever to exist. She is a genius, despite the fact that she is clearly a woman.

28) Dogma
God isn't real.

29) Huh?
"I'm not going to transform unless I get a countdown." -Freeza

31) An animé which has a single fight scene last 4 whole episodes should be kept in Japan where it belongs.

32) Fanfiction and excess of.

Though clearly Japanese in origin, the show exhibits a clear lack of bukkake.

36)  However, being Japanese in origin, it relies too heavily on the van rape theme.  I never thought anything could ruin a good van raping for me, but really, if I've seen it once.....