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« Reply #260 on: November 13, 2008, 04:26 PM »
Awww. Oh well I am glad that my soldier could help where he was most needed.
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« Reply #261 on: November 13, 2008, 04:16 PM »
Man I would have loved to be in this. I would have used my army of ghouls from ghostbusters. Maybe one day.
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« Reply #262 on: November 13, 2008, 04:31 PM »
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« Reply #263 on: November 13, 2008, 05:21 PM »


And so ends another Soldier of Choice, and once more the world is safe from the ravages of Pwotters' imaginations. The Leviathan is destroyed, and we can all breathe easy. Commiserations to all those who died bravely in the race for the Soldier of Choice crown, and a heartfelt thank you to all who laid down their lives in destroying the greatest threat to the world as we know it.

I've been Verminator, and you've been great. Goodnight.
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« Reply #264 on: November 13, 2008, 05:38 PM »
Holy ass, this has been THE BEST THING EVER.  Quagmar, I know that this whole process must be pretty exhausting for you, but should you ever decide to do another of these I will support you in it forever.  Every time I read a new chapter of this, my geek sensibilities are set aflame in the best possible way.

(Speaking of, if you do become a complete masochist and decide that you want to make this a trilogy, I hope you'll consider me for eligibility.  My army would consist of a Tim Schaefer dream team: Guybrush Threepwood, Razputin, Manny Calavera, and Ben from Full Throttle.)

Once again, you're incredible and thanks for working so hard at this and providing so much free entertainment.
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« Reply #265 on: November 13, 2008, 05:47 PM »
Thanks for everything Quagmar. Every match was better than the last, and always fun to read. I'll be looking forward to a future third installment, but I can understand if you're burnt out.

Also,Doctor Shenanigans, I like you and everything but screw you for stealing my dream team. Now I have to fantisize something else for a possible entry.
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« Reply #266 on: November 13, 2008, 06:24 PM »
What an excellent tournament. Applauses are in order for all involved. When the third installment is started, my team hopefully will be involved. They are called Jcubed. It is compsed of John Stamos, Joe Pesci, and James Woods.
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« Reply #267 on: November 13, 2008, 06:26 PM »
Quote from: Chuggs on November 13, 2008, 06:24 PM
What an excellent tournament. Applauses are in order for all involved. When the third installment is started, my team hopefully will be involved. They are called Jcubed. It is compsed of John Stamos, Joe Pesci, and James Woods.

Im sorry I meant to write The Three J's of Anguish.
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« Reply #268 on: November 13, 2008, 06:52 PM »
I totally called the ending months in advance. Really, it was so obvious.


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Well done, Quagmar.
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« Reply #269 on: November 13, 2008, 06:56 PM »
This was a great read, Quagmar, and I can't believe two excellent fictional tournaments came from a topic that would normally have just devolved into dicks pissing. I hope to see you find another great writing project around here, even if it isn't Soldier of Choice, but I hope it is.

In the event that this becomes a trilogy, I hope, above all things, that Verminator finds a way to bring back the Gunnery Sergeant. I would like to see cybernetic dinosaur ghosts, or some other imaginative way for him to serve his general again.
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« Reply #270 on: November 13, 2008, 07:05 PM »
That was an incredible amount of devotion to give over to this silliness, and thoroughly appreciated, good sir.

God help you if you're planning on a third one... I'm not sure what could top this. Not that I'm subtly encouraging it or anything.
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« Reply #271 on: November 14, 2008, 01:21 AM »
Congratulations, Nedroid. It was a pleasure to command alongside you and the rest of the generals.

The Goatling Gunners are no more, but thanks to the battle data that I have captured, they have managed to secure a rather lucrative government contract for GlavinCorp. Should another tournament take place, I will surely develop another fighting team to compete.

And Quagmar, thank you for hosting this tournament. Please accept this gift...



This is all that remains of the funding for the Goatling Gunner project. It's not much, but I figure that you could put it to some use...
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« Reply #272 on: November 14, 2008, 01:59 AM »
Oh man, that was sweet. If there's ever another Soldier of Choice, I would love to enter the machines from the dinos vs machines vs gay vampires game.
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« Reply #273 on: November 14, 2008, 02:19 AM »
Wow, look at all of that cash money!  I would feel guilty not sharing all of that good fortune, so I am hosting an after-tournament party. Everyone's invited! I already bought the supplies!



As for a third tournament...eh, not for a while.  I would like to start developing some article ideas, plus I have a concept for a thread which may or may not be completely retarded.  It would hopefully involve most of the community, but I have to figure out if I am insane enough to attempt it.

Whatever.  Verminator, get over here and get your 10%.  The rest of it goes for BOOZE and SHEET CAKE.
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« Reply #274 on: November 14, 2008, 02:50 AM »
Booze+Sheet Cake= Heaven.
And once again, wonderful job Quagmar, I can't wait until your next project.
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« Reply #275 on: November 14, 2008, 08:53 AM »
Quote from: Quagmar on November 14, 2008, 02:19 AM
I have a concept for a thread which may or may not be completely retarded.  It would hopefully involve most of the community, but I have to figure out if I am insane enough to attempt it.

Yes. Yes, you are. So take a little break first and then bring it on.



Okay, break's over.
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« Reply #276 on: November 14, 2008, 03:19 PM »
Quagmar you will go down in history as the greatest person in the history of everything ever. I leave you to your booze and sheet cake *bows*
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