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Question: What do you think of the Captain America lookalike said to be cast in the movie?
He's perfect. He looks incredible and will be the best Captain America.
He looks really good and I will look forward to seeing him in the movie.
He looks okay.  I might go see him in the movie.
He is too muscular to be Captain America.  Only an oscar award winner can be Captain America.
I hate him and hope he gets hit by a bus and then caught in a helicopter spinner and then eaten by bears.

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« on: July 24, 2008, 10:45 PM »
No.

What do you think about the new actor rumored to have been cast as Captain America?

I found out about this here:

Fuck you.

Seems like it's sparking a big debate on other boards about muscular action heros VS. normal average sized heros.

What do you think?

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Edit: See the related thread here.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:56 PM »
Funny youtube video.  Very short but hopefully pretty funny:

Eat my shit, faggot.

What do you think?  Thoughts?
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 11:28 PM »
He's not Aryan enough. Look at that nose.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 11:32 PM »
But can he act?
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 11:33 PM »
Coming soon:

Captain America: Triumph of the Will

A Leni Riefenstahl Joint
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 11:33 PM »
Nice try, Leopold8.

Or should I say STEVE ROGERS??!
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 11:42 PM »
I would kill myself if I was that guy!  I want Brendon Fraiser for the role.  I am just trying to find out what people think about that piece of freakin' crap up there!

PLEASE VOTE YOU WISH HE GETS HIT BY THE BUS!! YEahahah!

This is an awesome site!

Thanks guys!  And please root for Brendon Fraiser for Cap!
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 11:42 PM »
Quote from: Alderaan on July 24, 2008, 11:33 PM
Nice try, Leopold8.

Or should I say STEVE ROGERS??!

Please stop saying Steve Rogers.

You're... you're starting to scare me.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 11:47 PM »
Scare you?

Or expose you, STEVE ROGERS??!



HaHAH!
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 11:51 PM »
When I was a young feller, we knew that helicopter spinners are really called "propellers".

Pro-pell-ers.

What are schools teaching these days?
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 11:59 PM »
Do fish get thirsty?

Hmm.

Someone fetch my abacus.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 12:13 AM »
George Lopez is the only man for this role, and I think you all know in your hearts that I'm right.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008, 12:29 AM »


If only Randy was younger and had acting skills.
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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2008, 01:42 AM »
brenden fraiser i really cant see that and he does have a huge nose
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 02:26 AM »
They need to cast someone that looks more evil. Sure, he can look holy while sporting the finest in pro American spandex, but i want to see someone who doesn't look like a jump-into-the-middle-of-the-street-to-save-your-grandma type, while he's not on the job.

also, is leopald8 a spammer?
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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2008, 02:40 AM »
Yes, but don't let that stop you all from opening your worthless opinion-holes.
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2008, 03:17 AM »
Was the picture of that dude's backside supposed to be selling us the muscle butt of Steve Rogers? 

Because if that's anyone's ass, it's Cap's!  Brendon Fraser?  WTF?  Let's get Adrian Brody while we're at it.
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 04:20 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2008, 09:11 AM »
The pictures of the celebs that appeared on screen go by so fast that you can barely see them. Examples?

Matt Damon: 3 pictures appear within a span of 1.5 seconds
Matthew McConaughey: 3 pictures appear within a span of 1.3 seconds
Paul Walker: ...1.1 seconds
and so on and so on...

Pausing the video reveals that many of the celeb pictures are either goofy or supposed to provoke an emotional response; like the naked Paul Walker pic. But since they are going by so fast, you don't have time to take it all in.
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2008, 09:36 AM »
STEVE ROGERS!!!![/b]
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