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« Reply #1660 on: October 19, 2009, 01:57 PM »

I understand that you're telling the origin story of Daisy and Cooper, but I really want to know what happened to that box of mustard.

What of the mustard, Driscoll?
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« Reply #1661 on: October 19, 2009, 05:15 PM »

The mustard and the milk from last fall are teaming up for a buddy cop movie.
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« Reply #1662 on: October 22, 2009, 01:16 PM »

Here's Thursday's comic >

Which, inevitably, is also a poster >
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« Reply #1663 on: October 22, 2009, 01:22 PM »

You'll be getting more of my money, Driscoll. No doubt about it. MORE MONEY.



I love how the difference between the empty takeoff weight and the maximum weight is 7.6 tons. Either that's some really heavy fuel, or that's some really heavy space babies.
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« Reply #1664 on: October 22, 2009, 03:03 PM »

I like how hovering over the image in the poster link will result in a wonderful non-sequitur reference.
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« Reply #1665 on: October 22, 2009, 04:20 PM »

Oh great.  Thanks a lot, Driscoll, I just bought a shirt.  What do you think I am, made of money? What do you think, my hobbies include spending money on awesome things? I don't have time to buy more awesome things.  Great.  Just great.
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« Reply #1666 on: October 22, 2009, 06:48 PM »

I know exactly what you mean, was trying to decide which poster I wanted yesterday, now I have hours of anguished decision-making added to my to-do list.
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« Reply #1667 on: October 23, 2009, 09:04 PM »

I sense a twist that will change Daisy Owl forever.

On the poster it says "space babies: X4" But there is only Daisy and Cooper... What of the other two?
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« Reply #1668 on: October 29, 2009, 02:49 AM »

Here's Thursday's comic >
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« Reply #1669 on: October 29, 2009, 02:53 AM »

Oh man.  Daisy Owl hot off the press.  Delicious.
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« Reply #1670 on: October 29, 2009, 03:52 AM »

Was that a Russian space baby-intercepting satellite?
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« Reply #1671 on: October 29, 2009, 03:50 PM »

What is the purpose of the nipples on the tiny space suits? Is it to make them look like tiny monkeys?
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« Reply #1672 on: October 29, 2009, 04:01 PM »

This Daisy Owl was drawn by Joel Schumacher.
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« Reply #1673 on: October 29, 2009, 04:26 PM »

What is the purpose of the nipples on the tiny space suits?
Those are connectors for hooking up oxygen from the ship to the suits before attaching the self contained PLSS (Personal Life Support System).  I'm guessing space babies use the same suits as space men, only they can take deeper breaths.
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« Reply #1674 on: October 29, 2009, 08:21 PM »

They are supposed to be buttons, like on overalls or a onesie. But if you want to see them as nipples, I don't suppose I can stop you.
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« Reply #1675 on: October 30, 2009, 04:25 PM »

Oh... Well you answered my question Driscoll, but I can't help but wonder what happened to them ater that.
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« Reply #1676 on: October 30, 2009, 04:55 PM »

I just hope there's a restroom in that net... satellite... thing.
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« Reply #1677 on: November 04, 2009, 04:58 AM »

Maybe a research degree in the field of honey isn't so crazy after all...



That was a form I had to fill in today. I didn't know our university had an institute for sugar research. That's awesome.
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« Reply #1678 on: November 04, 2009, 07:16 AM »

Here is Wednesday's comic >
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« Reply #1679 on: November 04, 2009, 09:08 AM »

Oddly specific weather forecasts. Gotta love them.

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