The problem with Batman and Robin was that too much money was invested in it.  Camp barely survives with a 6-figure budget and it's dead with a 9-figure budget.  When I watched Batman and Robin I wasn't laughing at the absurdity of it all, I was like "Oooh, pretty lights and sets".  Camp is based off extreme incompetence.  If even one element of a film is good, camp is dead. 

Also, it's a sad day when Arnold is the best actor in a movie.  And I do mean act, not kill everything with a pulse and say a manly one-liner even though Arnold does do that here.  But look at the rest:

George Clooney - bored out of his skull probably thinking "Where my bitches at?"
Chris O'Donnel - whine, whine, whine, make poop and whine about a diaper change, whine some more
Alicia Silverstone - nuff said
Uma Thurman - Like a drag queen on acid...and a very unsexy one at that.  I usually masturbate to most of Uma Thurman movies!

I mean what made the Adam West Batman work so well is that you can see punches missing and see the little wire pulling the capes when Batman and Robin are climbing buildings.  Plus, you don't get any homo-eroticism with Adam West.

But, I don't hate Batman and Robin.  It's just almost mediocre and I think it could've been worse.

Besides, how can you hate Batman and Robin when these movies are much, much worse:

Adrenlin: Fear the Rush(yes adrenaline is misspelled in the title)
Alone in the Dark - I hate everyone who can't remember it for I can, all too well
Captivity - torture porn at its lowest
Xanadu - that one critic was right, Xana-don't
The Pest - It's like Hard Target with John Leguizamo!  Something is horribly unfair with that
Eye of the Beholder - So pretentious
Kazaam - Sure Steel sucked, but this is like a million times worse

No it's not. The movie spells it "Adrenalin" and that is how I learned to spell it. Also there is no way a movie starring Christopher Lambert can be the worst ever.

The worst movie I've ever seen was Terror Toons, now the name itself should tell you it sucks, but essentially this insane cartoon doctor and his crazy ape come out of the tv and start causing mayhem so yea, if you really do want to see the worst movie ever then go out and just watch this for 5 minutes, its funny because that just enough time to see the man playing a woman which is overly obvious and confusing, so do it, i dare you...

Starship Troops II
Not the first one, the first one kicked fuckin ass
But the second one, holy fuck it was horrid, I'm not even going to explain it

From the good old days, ie., classic movie bombs, my personal feeling is that The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes was far worse than Plan Nine From Outer Space.  From its day, that's my vote for the baddest of the bad.  However, I do believe it was surpassed in the nineties by this one.  When I saw it I just couldn't believe they spent money on it and actually released it.  The actors themselves should have bought up the movie just prior to distribution so they could bury it before the public got to see it.  Talk about bad!!!



Yup, we're talking about Mom & Dad Save The World.  Can't believe I sat through the entire thing, but luckily my memory has faded (along with other parts of my body) so the resentment for the loss of my time is diminished.

You would be making a grave error in judgement.

It's bad.   Really bad. 

Not Manos bad, but still really bad.