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« Reply #180 on: August 04, 2008, 10:01 PM »
It saddens me that people are worried about realism and logic in a movie about a giant monster rising from the Atlantic Ocean and attacking Manhattan.
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« Reply #181 on: August 04, 2008, 11:58 PM »
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« Reply #182 on: August 05, 2008, 03:27 PM »
The Godfather 1 and 2 are such great movies because it doesn't answer everything in a direct way, when Michael makes his moves you have to figure out how he knew what to do and who he is lying to and to whom he is with holding certain information. All of it can be figured out without it being a pie in your face obvoius like in most movies today. It takes several watchings. My little brother didn't like it until I made him watch it with me and told his movie spoiled ass every little thing that was going on. Anyway, I'm not saying the people who said they didn't like it in this thread are dumb or even a bit movie spoiled, maybe they aren't. But I must say that if you did pay attention to every little detail and spent some time really thinking while watching the movie (I don't see how you could do this in one viewing but lets just say you could be a lot smarter than me) than I can not understand. To me it is such an incredible break from your typical movie today.

Sorry, this really doesn't have much to do with the thread but the movie more than deserves to be properly defended.
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« Reply #183 on: August 05, 2008, 03:45 PM »
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Sorry, this really doesn't have much to do with the thread

Exactly. This is for movies you didn't like.

Anyways, I'm throwing in Seed of Chucky. Mother of God, this movie is awful. So bad you can have fun watching it. The creepiest part (I'm sure no one cares about spoilers for this movie) is when Chucky's offspring isn't sure if he's a boy or girl, so they name him "Glen" or "Glenda".
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« Reply #184 on: August 05, 2008, 03:50 PM »
2 movies I hated because I went to see them in theaters thinking they would kick ass.

"Undisputed" with Wesley Snipes. I still remember the last line of the movie, " They said he was undisputed, ha."
"Play It To The Bone" with Woody Harrelson and Antonio Banderas.
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« Reply #185 on: August 05, 2008, 07:00 PM »
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The creepiest part (I'm sure no one cares about spoilers for this movie) is when Chucky's offspring isn't sure if he's a boy or girl, so they name him "Glen" or "Glenda".

I've never seen it, but considering that's an obvious Ed Wood reference, it seems like a tip-off that Seed of Chucky falls into the "intentionally bad" category.
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« Reply #186 on: August 05, 2008, 07:33 PM »
It's definitely an Ed Wood reference, which made the whole thing even funnier after watching Ed Wood. It's probably intentionally bad, but Chucky's son is just so horribly creepy in a subtle way you'd think they'd make him more zany if it was supposed to be terrible. It's probably in the middle of "really bad" to "let's laugh at how bad this is".
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« Reply #187 on: August 06, 2008, 05:02 AM »
I'm the type of person who watches bad movies to see if they are laughably bad or just plain awful. I watched the Bratz movie on-line a few months ago and watching that movie honestly made me die a little inside. I knew the movie would be bad but I thought, "Hey, Jon Voight's in this maybe it has some tiny redeeming social value, even though its based on a line of whorey dolls." Unfortunately I only ended up discovering how low the man formerly known as Joe Buck will sink for a pay check. It was just sad...
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« Reply #188 on: August 22, 2008, 09:57 AM »
I think I've got everyone beat so far (unless there is some unspoken agreement to never mention this movie because from what I saw no one did): Meet the feebles....just writing that I think I lost about 5 years on my life. I remember a friend of mine telling me about it and that he had it on his laptop and I said "sure why not?" (I'm a moron for even thinking that lol). Throughout the movie I kept saying the phrase "I immediately regret this decision." . If you've seen it you know how horrible it is, if you haven't DON'T. This is no reverse psychology BS: just don't watch it. I'm begging ya here! lol
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« Reply #189 on: August 22, 2008, 10:10 AM »
Yeah, I'd heard so many raves about MTF that I eventually bought a copy and then wished I hadn't.  I gave it away to the guy who told me to watch Gymkata. 

He thought it was OK.
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« Reply #190 on: August 22, 2008, 10:36 AM »
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Yeah, I'd heard so many raves about MTF that I eventually bought a copy and then wished I hadn't.?  I gave it away to the guy who told me to watch Gymkata.? 

He thought it was OK.

Man....that's karma for you lol show you one shitty movie and give him a way shittier one lol. What made me hate the movie even more was the fact that watching it made me feel that feeling you get after you've just thrown up. Not the relief feeling of "thank god I did that...more booze please lol" but the "oh god I hope I don't do that again; I may puke up a lung." My head was like the entire time I watched it.
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« Reply #191 on: August 22, 2008, 02:23 PM »
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« Reply #192 on: August 25, 2008, 02:22 AM »
Holy crap!

Just saw Grindhouse, both movies with trailers, on Starz and it rules soooooo much.

Worst movie ever?  Hmmm...I've seen a lot, and I mean a lot, of terrible movies.  It's kind of a hobbie of mine.  Manos is bad.  I mean, it doesn't seem like it even had a script.  But worst?  No, the worst movie ever would have to fail at being entertaining even from an ironic standpoint.  Which means the worst movie ever is probably a comedy.  When a horror movie fails, it can be funny.  However, funny is the goal of a comedy, so when it fails, it just fails. 

Therefore, the worst movie ever is Freddy Got Fingered, unless someone can name another movie that fails as spectacularly as that piece of crap.

As for movies I didn't like much, I put The Piano at the top of that list.  I don't think I can adequetely put into words how much I hated this movie.
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« Reply #193 on: August 25, 2008, 11:52 AM »
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I've seen a LOT of movies, both good and bad. I didn't enjoy the first Cube as much as a lot of people, I thought a few parts were decent but it was still at least watchable. The same cannot be said for it's sequel, Cube 2: Hypercube. The only reason I watched this is because I'm trying to watch all the movies in our collection and I don't know how this ended up there, but I can honestly say, without hyperbole, that it is the worst movie I have ever seen. I have never seen a movie in my life that I am so surprised that I actually finished, it must have been the longest 90 minutes of my life. Everything, EVERYTHING about it is completely irredeemable. Usually I can find something I liked about any movie...not in this case. This movie was made by Lucifer himself.

I was talking to a friend of mine about the worst movie ever, he interupted me and asked "Have you seen Cube 2?". I said no and he told me that my opinion was invalid until I watched the movie. It is the worst movie ever made.
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« Reply #194 on: January 18, 2009, 04:54 AM »
Hokay, so since I started up a new one after having read through this one and thinking that it meandered from the original purpose some, and then was promptly locked, I'll necro this one back up.

I'm still sticking with Manos.

I've yet to meet/talk to/hear anyone who found any kind of enjoyment in that damn thing unless they were talking about the MST3K episode.
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« Reply #195 on: January 18, 2009, 08:38 AM »
I'm going to be pretty unoriginal here and agree with all those who have said Batman & Robin.

To give some sense of scale yesterday I sat down and watched Liar Liar. I even enjoyed it, and bizarrely Jim Carrey's presence pu me in the mood for Batman Forever. So I watched it, and it was awful but I enjoyed it. Then I put Batman & Robin on and actually could not bear to finish it. I turned it off, and watched Snakes on a Plane on T.V. instead.

It's not just the horrible dreadful campiness. It's not just the fact that every time a character says "MacGregors syndrome" I chuckle. It's not just the commitment of Chris O'Donnell to celluloid. It's the fact that nothing in the movie makes sense.

Just the opening fight scene alone. Batman goes to a museum where Mr. Freeze has frozen literally everything, including the entire floor, for easy skating. Ice hockey is played with a diamond. Mr. Freeze escapes in a big rocket that is in the museum for some reason. Batman follows him into it. Instead of killing Batman, Mr. Freeze freezes his hands to the inside of the rocket, which is headed for space, where Batman will die. Freeze exits rocket. Robin rescues Batman and they surf down a load of building on pieces of the rocket, that for some reason stick to their feet. They catch up with Freeze who freezes Robin. Then runs away, shouting "I'll kill you next time!" What? Why? Why not kill him now? Why leave him alive so he can save Robin?Why did you have a rocket in the museum in the first place? Was it just an elaborate plan to kill Batman in a contrived manner?

How did Mr. Freeze fashion the suit he needs to survive without being dead while making it?
Why does Uma Thurman pick up a beaker that she's used in her experiments, see that it says Wayne Industries and decide she hates Buce Wayne? What did the beaker do to her? If she'd picked up a Playstation would she have gone after the head honchos of Sony?
Why does Alicia Silverstone come from England but have an American accent?
Why does Mr. Freeze spend his time making a massive freeze ray gun instead of curing his fucking wife?

And so on and so forth....

The film had a huge budget and presumably a hell of a lot of people working on it. The fact that at no point did anyone say "Wait, I've just realized, this film is utter shit," is what makes this the worst film I have ever seen.
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« Reply #196 on: January 18, 2009, 05:37 PM »
Quote from: Potemkin on January 18, 2009, 08:38 AM
I'm going to be pretty unoriginal here and agree with all those who have said Batman & Robin.

On the contrary, Batman and Robin is an excellent camp movie. Sure, it's in the Adam West tradition instead "serious Batman" but if you were trying to make a really awesomely silly Batman movie I'm not sure you could do better.
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Just the opening fight scene alone. Batman goes to a museum where Mr. Freeze has frozen literally everything, including the entire floor, for easy skating. Ice hockey is played with a diamond. Mr. Freeze escapes in a big rocket that is in the museum for some reason. Batman follows him into it. Instead of killing Batman, Mr. Freeze freezes his hands to the inside of the rocket, which is headed for space, where Batman will die. Freeze exits rocket. Robin rescues Batman and they surf down a load of building on pieces of the rocket, that for some reason stick to their feet. They catch up with Freeze who freezes Robin. Then runs away, shouting "I'll kill you next time!" What? Why?

Because it's awesome and absurd, that's why.

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How did Mr. Freeze fashion the suit he needs to survive without being dead while making it?
By keeping the room he was in at the time at a low temperature.

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Why does Uma Thurman pick up a beaker that she's used in her experiments, see that it says Wayne Industries and decide she hates Buce Wayne? What did the beaker do to her? If she'd picked up a Playstation would she have gone after the head honchos of Sony?
Because Wayne Industries was funding the project. She doesn't decide that she hates Wayne; she decides he has a lot of money and she'd like some to fund her evil plot.

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Why does Alicia Silverstone come from England but have an American accent?
I'm reasonably sure she went to school in America or something.

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Why does Mr. Freeze spend his time making a massive freeze ray gun instead of curing his fucking wife?


And so on and so forth....

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The film had a huge budget and presumably a hell of a lot of people working on it. The fact that at no point did anyone say "Wait, I've just realized, this film is utter shit," is what makes this the worst film I have ever seen.

You need to see some worse films. Batman and Robin has some things going for it even if you hate the camp--like off-the-wall production design, interesting effects and make-up work, and hey, somebody put a lot of effort into making up as many ice puns as possible. And like I said, if you're laughing at it, the movie is hilarious, because each moment is more absurd than the last. On the other hand, there are movies which aren't even competently made, or that are so utterly devoid of creative thought that they're completely unwatchable (see, or don't, rather: The Hottie and the Nottie).
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« Reply #197 on: January 18, 2009, 07:26 PM »
I imagine you just made the exact same argument Joel Schumacher made when Warner Brothers previewed the film and asked where exactly the fuck their $125,000,000 went.
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« Reply #198 on: January 18, 2009, 07:31 PM »
Quote from: Quagmar on January 18, 2009, 07:26 PM
I imagine you just made the exact same argument Joel Schumacher made when Warner Brothers previewed the film and asked where exactly the fuck their $125,000,000 went.

Try doubling that.
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« Reply #199 on: January 18, 2009, 07:36 PM »
Quote from: Quagmar on January 18, 2009, 07:26 PM
I imagine you just made the exact same argument Joel Schumacher made when Warner Brothers previewed the film and asked where exactly the fuck their $125,000,000 went.

I fully acknowledge that Batman and Robin's awesomeness is most likely the result of gross incompetence. From what I hear the DVD commentary is just Schumacher apologizing over and over.
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