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Werty
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« Reply #920 on: November 21, 2008, 10:41 PM »

Nobody cares, particularly here.
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« Reply #921 on: November 22, 2008, 02:17 AM »

p.s. I wouldn't trust 19-year-old furfags who wank off to "Yiff" *nudge nudge*

We like to be called furhomosexuals. *wink wink*
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YOUR SUFFERING AROUSES ME


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« Reply #922 on: November 22, 2008, 06:19 AM »

Hey, DLC, even the ads at the top of the page don't like you. When I was reading your post, this was at the top of my page:



Also, no-one cares anymore. Fuck off back to that shithole that you call a game.
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« Reply #923 on: November 22, 2008, 06:44 AM »

So... has marketing established that cracked readers are fat and suicidal?  Is that a fact now?
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« Reply #924 on: November 22, 2008, 08:12 AM »

I think it means that anyone who gazes upon DLC's many acres of fat will want to kill themselves out of lack of faith for humanity.
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« Reply #925 on: November 22, 2008, 11:40 AM »

So... has marketing established that cracked readers are fat and suicidal?  Is that a fact now?

It's even better than that.  QPR supposedly trains people on how to help others not kill themselves.  I think marketing is suggesting that Cracked readers a bunch of overweight wannabe therapists.

I don't know about the rest of you, but the market research is 100% accurate in my case.  I only watch Office Space for the scene with Michael McShane, usually while eating 4 or 17 hamburgers.
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« Reply #926 on: December 21, 2008, 06:26 PM »

Hey, I know pretty much everyone except me lost interest in this a long time ago, but if for whatever reason anyone drops in again, I thought I'd let you know that the Shartak branch of the Botheringham FC Supporters' Club has its very own Club House in York.









It's in our former HQ. I had a word with the guy who made the game, and he customised it. We can hang out and argue and laugh at the 'policemen' and their quivering indignation.

Go Bov's.
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« Reply #927 on: December 21, 2008, 07:32 PM »

I haven't touched that game in ages, but that's still awesome.
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« Reply #928 on: December 21, 2008, 08:31 PM »

That right there makes having to have put up with the terrible mechanics and creepy beardos totally worth it.

I don't quite remember there being so much vegetation around the HQ. Did... Did we so totally decimate York to the point that all order has crumbled and the town has been retaken by nature?
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