I figure we will stake out York for a bit while you level up. If someone wants to claim a building for a HQ, we can meet up there for healing after hunting trips, I figure you'll all want to get the accuracy and extra HP skills before we go massacre'ing.

Then we just head up North and seize a native building, or possibly the whole village.

I've just been raiding Dalpok so I am a bit low on AP, but I will claim a HQ later if no one else has.

I are in, where's new clan access?

According to the single un-black blip on my map, I am up north, somewhere. I started as a washed up Pirate Explorer. But if that's not going to fit, it's no big thing to change.

I think you can just join by clicking Clans on your little taskbar in the corner and then choosing pwotters.

Ive left membership open so that should work. I've sent out invites to everyone I recognise though, so put your name in this thread if you want me to do that for you.

Underworld is a website that logs kills and deaths in Shartak. I have no idea why. You can turn off logging your kills/deaths with them in your profile if you want. The game keeps track of your kill numbers anyway, check under stats to see the records and stuff. Im number 8 for PKing natives apparently, fairly impressive since I havent really played in an age.

Shipwreck is like more than a days trek. But really I doubt we will be doing anything apart from hunting and pissing about for a few days while people level, so maybe people who want to be pirates can get together and trek across as a group or whatever. You can get supplies from trading huts anywhere so it doesnt matter where our base is. Though it would be better to be together at York, I think, since its straight up to Dalpok (the native village) and its signposted, so easy going.

Personally I think soldiers are the best class, better killers anyway. It is more weird to say "yarrr" all the time if you arent a pirate though, but I dont let it stop me.

Yarrrr.

I've taken to yealling "BOTHERINGHAM FOREVER!" after I kill something, then running away so that nobody can enact revenge.

I thought that was you. I called you a fag just to be on the safe side.

Anyway, after I created my pirate dude I started in the Shipwreck as well which, just like Rev, I discovered to be on the other side of the goddamned map to where I want to be. I put too much effort into him just to create a new guy, so I decided there was nothing for it but to walk all the way south through the untamed wilderness. On the way I ran into so random pirate who I brutally murdered before I read Gale's spiel about PK-ing. Oh well, dude had it coming.

Clan is pwotters.

And you pirates can probably PK away, I dont think the various police clans in York will care about that.

I jumped on this banwagon, I'm an Outsider Explorer currently in York. I joined up to the pwotter clan.

I look forward to making a name for ourselves.

We should most certainly, once levelled and secure, go plant a large cock-shaped flag in the ground somewhere and declare an Ass-Tax on any and all who which to cross through our Lands.

Looking at the current large-ish clans on the wiki, practically all the outsider clans of note are do-gooder police forces. This game needs a gang of troublemakers.

FUCK YES.

Man, I want to just tear through some little fucking harmonious native village like a fucking cyclone. Women, children, worthless roleplaying beardo's: I want to sweep every single native up in a blitzkrieg of bloodthirsty genocide. I want to rampage across the countyside; an organised army of pure malevolent destruction, slashing and burning an entire fucking ecosystem. Rolling over villages like anthills; raping and murdering and annihilating like the forces of darkness itself.

I want these fuckers to remember us in their nightmares and their whispered stories. Tales of an unstoppable juggernaut just beyond the horizon that they can all but flee, until at last we are upon them. And the horrors we unleash will make their final fleeting moments seem like a lifetime of terror.

I want them to protest and cry foul and run to the people who control this game and plead with them to stop us. I want them to bitch and moan on their forums and smash their keyboards in disgust. But all their well-learned politics will come to naught when we lay their souls to waste.

When it's all over I want to have broken this fucking game. I want to have eradicated an entire (imaginary) race of people and burned their bones into dust, or wrecked the game trying. I want the people playing this game to walk away with thousand-yard stares. I want the makers of this thing to close it down and take it off the net for ever more, having seen what evil man is truly capable of, and knowing that their creation can never be redeamed - the rest of their lives tainted by the thought of that which must never be spoken of again.

So yeah, this could be fun.