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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2008, 01:36 AM »

On my way. I'm a long dead ghost named Foolaloo.
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2008, 02:28 AM »

Ok yeah, turns out the native I killed was a good native, and probably didn't murder those 9 people. I've been informed that I'm now on like probation, or something. Also I find it kind of off-putting that just talking to people takes up AP, if we do end up playing Shartak can we set up some sort of a chat room so we don't spend all our AP just talking?
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2008, 03:30 AM »

I've signed up as a scientist in York.
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2008, 04:13 AM »

I'm in as a soldier. I've already killed Smallpox, so I guess I'm a good guy.
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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2008, 04:44 AM »

I'm down for this faster than a cheap Thai hooker. Should I put Pwot in front of my name or something?
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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2008, 05:07 AM »

I don't want to look as though I lured you guys in for my own petty aims, but my clan may be what your looking for.

The Shartak Deforestation Movement

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The forum is a good place for general messaging, and clan leaders can mass message to their clanmates.

If pwotters don't want to jump on some else's bandwagon I'll  start a pwot clan with one of my unbiased characters.

What do we wish to be called?
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2008, 05:21 AM »

The Royal Dong Society
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2008, 05:28 AM »

So, I joined. I met Technohawk and I killed an elephant, a deer and a monkey. It's awesome. Personally, I think that good old Pointless Waste of Time should suffice for a name.
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« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2008, 06:53 AM »

I killed two deer and two people. One of the people had carved into the wall of his hut "please dont kill me just here for trading". I only noticed that after he'd been hacked into about forty pieces.
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« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2008, 06:54 AM »

And that's terrible.
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« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2008, 06:58 AM »

'The Royal Dong Society' has a certain, oh, Je ne sais qua.

Clan created, we're at the bottom of the 'clans' page, or here.

I'll surrender leadership to anyone who has the leadership skill and can best me in unarmed combat.

Mr goat your a horrible person, welcome to the dongs.
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« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2008, 06:59 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2008, 07:40 AM »

'The Royal Dong Society' has a certain, oh, Je ne sais qua.

Clan created, we're at the bottom of the 'clans' page, or here.

I'll surrender leadership to anyone who has the leadership skill and can best me in unarmed combat.

Mr goat your a horrible person, welcome to the dongs.

I already started a PWOT clan last night. I like that name better though.

So just tell me where you are and I will come murder you for leadership.
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« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2008, 07:43 AM »

Also I just ran into Guava and shot him, for having a gay green flag by his name, thats right isnt it?
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« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2008, 07:55 AM »

And technohawk.

Just need goat and glav, right, for the complete "shot in the face" clan initiation.
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« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2008, 08:10 AM »

Me too.
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« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2008, 08:18 AM »

So are we going to have some sort of ethos or what? I assume we are pro native killing, once you are all levelled up, we should go massacre Dalpok up north. While leaving hilarious signs on everything.
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« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2008, 08:36 AM »

Well, I just created a character for this shindig: Drunky McScallywag. Right now I'm thinking up a suitably piratey profile description and then I'll most likely make my way over to York to meet up with you lot. That is where we're all meeting up, yeah? Have we got a specific HQ anywhere or anything?

Personally, I would have gone for the clan name of pwotters just out of nostalgia for the old Urban Dead gang, but I can dig the Dongs.

Anyway, I'm definitely pro-native-killing. Also pro-raping-and-pillaging if there's an option for that in the gameplay. I guess we'll see.
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« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2008, 08:38 AM »

I propose a heady dose of murder, pillage, rape, and environmental abuse.
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« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2008, 08:49 AM »

Ok, i restarted the pwotters clan. Since i am kind of worried the dong society will have to change their name, apparently the site admins are fags. Plus UD nostalgia.

We can stake out a HQ at York. There are plenty of empty buildings. Something up north will be best, close to native hunting territory.
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