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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2008, 01:27 PM »
It turns out the moviegoing public is fucking retarded. Imagine that.
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« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2008, 03:01 PM »
I would point to this as a sign that the economy is recovering.  If people found $29M to go see this movie this weekend, how can things be so bad?
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« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2008, 03:08 PM »
Anyone who is surprised that this movie will make decent money obviously hasn't been paying attention to cinema for the last ten years.
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« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2008, 03:47 PM »
Or since the first kids' movie came out.
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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2008, 08:58 PM »
Well sorry for having a little faith in humanity, assholes.
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« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2008, 10:23 PM »
Pretty much my reaction when I first saw the trailer
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« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2008, 10:43 PM »
I'm glad that happened.
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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2008, 12:20 PM »
It stars Piper Perabo
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« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2008, 02:24 PM »
Two weeks in a row?  http://www.imdb.com/chart/
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« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2008, 02:41 PM »
I'm conflicted.  On the one hand, I am 100% certain that this is the stupidest movie to have been made by anyone, ever.  On the other hand, I would burn down an orphanage if Piper Perabo asked me to.

I just... don't know what to believe anymore.
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« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2008, 02:42 PM »
Quote from: ninja on October 13, 2008, 02:24 PM
Two weeks in a row?  http://www.imdb.com/chart/

Well, yeah, it's a little expensive to switch the lead actress every week while the movie is out in theatres.
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« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2008, 02:47 PM »
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Two weeks in a row?  http://www.imdb.com/chart/
Good lord. Then get ready for Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Puppy Bling , Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Cat Fight and two cartoon series and some chic pet store chain. Did I just type "chic"? Kill me.
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« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2008, 04:52 PM »
The Beverly Hills Chihuahua Movie.
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« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2008, 11:23 PM »
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Or since the first kids' movie came out.

That's just it. It's not a "kids" movie. It's PG-13.

That is truly the most disturbing thing.
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« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2008, 03:19 PM »
Ok.
Whoever pays money to see this piece of Beverly Shit, that is not under the age of 13, is complete brain-dead pile of human waste.
I'm sorry, but the whole "Like, OMG! It's totally a TALKING FUCKING DOG!" bit got old before it ever came out.
I would rather sit through 28 showings of 'Lady in the Water' without breaks or a fucking cigarette.
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« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2008, 03:42 PM »
Quote from: superpoop on October 15, 2008, 03:19 PM
Whoever pays money to see this piece of Beverly Shit, that is not under the age of 13

The movie just came out two weeks ago, of course it's under the age of 13.  It hasn't even been in development for 13 years, and I don't know how it would have made it a better movie if it was.  I'm really beginning to think you aren't any kind of movie expert at all.
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« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2008, 03:45 PM »
Under the age of 13 refers to people.

Like Soylent Green.

No movie expert, but I'm pretty sure that one was obvious.
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« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2008, 03:46 PM »
Why did you switch usernames to post that reply?
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« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2008, 03:47 PM »
So is that some unfunny form of a double joke or are you really that retarded?
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« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2008, 03:49 PM »
Dude, I am not the hairy guy. Eventhough he is right. I did mean peoples ages.
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