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« on: May 14, 2008, 10:58 AM »
As a Chihuahua owner, I can honestly say this is one of the greatest trailers ever.

In fact, it's convinced me that every movie made from now on should have Chihuahuas in it because OMG SO CUTSIE!!!!11
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 11:11 AM »

Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here.



No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight.



Is it your birthday?



No, no. Not my birthday.



Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties.



I'll bet you have.

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 02:11 PM »
Amazingly, both of those posts were just plain wrong, but for very different reasons.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 09:37 PM »
Aztecs from Machu Picchu. Fucking Aztecs from Machu fucking Picchu?






Fuck you, U.S. Seriously.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 09:46 PM »
OK, I hadn't even finished seeing the trailer before having to vent off some minimal amount of anger lest my fucking head fucking explode. But then they showed them in fucking Teotihuacán and even more fucking jungles and THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SONG THAT HAD FINALLY DIED ITS MUCH, MUCH DESERVED DEATH AND SWEET FUCKING JESUS, IS THAT TAJÍN? WHO THE FUCK RESEARCHED THIS SHIT? THE CREATORS OF SPEEDY FUCKING GONZALEZ? ARGHHHHHHHH ARGRGGRHGRHRGR!!!!


KA fucking BOOM!
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 12:38 AM »
I think you maybe are overreacting in regards to the regional and cultural accuracy of a film entitled Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 01:41 AM »
linko, I can understand your complaints but just stop and think about it for awhile.

There's a bunch of chihuahuas that dance and sing.

Dancing and singing little chihuahuas.

That is awesome and therefore your complaints are retarded.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 01:52 AM »
So now are we going to get a new generation of skanks walking around with tiny little dogs? Cause goddamnit.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 08:39 AM »
Hi, I work at the live-action division of Disney Film Company.

Can you excuse me for a moment?

(gunshot, thud)

Nooooooooooo! My soul won't ascend!

Ironically, my soul entered a Shaggy dog adopted by a family that needs to learn to love again!

DAMN, YOU IRONIC GOD!
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2008, 07:32 PM »
I just saw this trailer in the theater. Oh my holy god, no. This movie is an abomination. It must be stopped. It took every bit of my willpower not to vomit in horror, and I had my eyes closed the whole time. I want to know who could possibly call themselves a human being after working on this unnatural abortion.

Thank goodness I saw the new Mummy trailer right after. Seeing a P-38 strafing an army of undead chinese warriors kicked my mind back onto the right track.
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2008, 07:39 PM »
How did you manage to see the Beverly Hills Chihuahua AND The Mummy previews before the same movie?  What movie was that?
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2008, 07:56 PM »
Probably Narnia. I saw the exact same thing, and had pretty much the exact same reaction.
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2008, 12:45 AM »
Correct sir. There were awesome trailers for The Mummy, Wall-E, and City of Ember, and yet Beverly Hill Chihuahua somehow managed to offer a perfect Tao-esque counterbalance for all three of them.

I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight. Every time I close my eyes, there are talking chihuahuas, dancing on pyramids, thinking they are funnier and cuter then they are.
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2008, 12:51 AM »
Quote from: reckless abrandon on May 19, 2008, 12:45 AM
Correct sir. There were awesome trailers for The Mummy, Wall-E, and City of Ember, and yet Beverly Hill Chihuahua somehow managed to offer a perfect Tao-esque counterbalance for all three of them.



You're fucking lucky.  I got that piece of shit Journey to the Center of the Earth trailer.  So it was like getting Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and then nothing to redeem my broken soul until the cigarette after the movie.
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2008, 01:13 AM »
Quote from: reckless abrandon on May 18, 2008, 07:32 PM
I just saw this trailer in the theater. Oh my holy god, no. This movie is an abomination. It must be stopped. It took every bit of my willpower not to vomit in horror, and I had my eyes closed the whole time.

You sir have no soul.

No soul at all.
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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2008, 01:56 AM »
Hmm.....

Didn't.... 

Didn't the Aztecas eat dogs?
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 08:38 AM »
That trailer was focused entirely on getting the lowest common denominator to go OMGSOCUTESIE and had nothing at all in there except a bunch of adorable animals clarifying what species they belong to through song and dance. That leads me to believe that either the filmmakers know that they have one of the worst movies ever made on their hands, and they are just trying to redirect the attention, or that it really is ninety minutes of yo quiero taco bell.
In short, this trailer ruined Narnia for me.
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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2008, 08:45 AM »
Hey, shallow people watch movies too.

(example: Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties).
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2008, 11:27 AM »
this is

this is the worst thing.

HP Lovecraft may have been a child prodigy but the horrors he dreamt up could never hold a candle to this... abomination.

Igotantsinmypants will reply to this post, and say I have no soul. He will be correct.

That trailer destroyed it.
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2008, 12:02 PM »
This should explain a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcu0WKahH-o&eurl=http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35985

GO DISNEY!
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