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« on: April 25, 2008, 04:06 AM »

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This is not the "tell me what you thought of my Photoshop Contest entry" thread.  Posts from this point forward will be deleted if they are asking what people think of your entry in a current contest.  If someone finds your entry particularly good or bad, they'll post about it here.  If you manage to make the top 20 (or whatever) list, you obviously did something right.  If you don't, try again next time.

If you have a question about an entry you were particularly proud of that didn't win, feel free to ask for constructive criticism here.  Realize that while you will likely get no direct response from the editorial team (the people responsible for actually picking the winners), you can still receive feedback that may help you improve the quality of your future entries.

If you want to ask a question about an entry from a currently running contest, you may do so in this thread.

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Rejected ideas for Grand Theft Auto IV.

It takes years to make a game like this, and we're pretty sure a lot of very bad ideas get tossed around during development.  So you'll be photoshopping any imaginable thing that would have been judged too retarded to include in the game--crimes, weapons, characters cities, whatever. Let your imagination run wild. 


Here are some good examples of entries that conform to the theme:







My favorite so far:




Most of the entries where people have made alternate covers for the game don't really fit the theme. They look less like ideas rejected from GTA IV, and more like completely different versions of the game that are nothing like Grand Theft Auto. Remember Hot Coffee? That is the sort of thing you should be coming up with, only more retarded and bizarre.


Here are some good examples of shitty entries not even worth what little effort was put into them:






Join me again next week when I'll continue telling you all why your entries fucking suck.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 04:12 AM »

Personally, I like seeing people push the boundaries of the contest theme, seeing how far it can go. I'd like to see more entries that aren't carbon copies of those before. Like David said, let your imaginations run wild.

That said, those last two 'shops that Nav quoted really fucking suck.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 05:14 AM »

Man, tough break, Laurier.  It amused me.  But, I can't promise to have a super sophisticated sense of humor though.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 06:26 AM »

Most of the entries where people have made alternate covers for the game don't really fit the theme. They look less like ideas rejected from GTA IV, and more like completely different versions of the game that are nothing like Grand Theft Auto. Remember Hot Coffee? That is the sort of thing you should be coming up with, only more retarded and bizarre.
So that's why they would have been rejected, who cares as long as it's funny and so long as there was time and effort put into it. You don't have to be anal retentive.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 07:06 AM »

You can call my thing unfunny or stupid, but how is Crippy, your pop-up animated, gun-toting sidekick not a "character too retarded for GTA?" That's the idea.

Is it because you're a Blood?
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 07:17 AM »

who cares as long as it's funny and so long as there was time and effort put into it.
So I should fill up the thread with photoshopped images of mario games? No, I shouldn't because that's not what the competition is about. This thread is giving you advice on how to put all that time and effort into something that could actually win the competition. How anal retentive is that?
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 08:22 AM »

I thought the dinosaur one was funny. I don't think it should have won, but it made me chuckle.

I think the theme should be taken as losely as possible. The theme of the last one was a 'poster' but a magazine ad won. I think that's cool, as long as it's funny and some effort's gone into it.

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 11:56 AM »

who cares as long as it's funny...

The alternate covers are all basically making the same fucking joke over and over. After a few times, the concept gets run into the ground, and people should try something new. Too many of these contests become exercises in beating a dead horse.




...and so long as there was time and effort put into it.

You haven't actually been following these contests, have you.
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 12:13 PM »

You can call my thing unfunny or stupid, but how is Crippy, your pop-up animated, gun-toting sidekick not a "character too retarded for GTA?" That's the idea.

There are cave drawings with edited versions of Clippy chiseled into the rock.
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:16 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 12:19 PM »

That's my favorite mission.
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 02:38 PM »

That's my favorite mission.

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Is there a fancy phrase like "Pot calling the kettle black" for a situation in which the pot is calling something like a Tupperware container (that isn't black) black?  I just want to know.
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 09:09 PM »

That's my favorite mission.

You're a massive tool.

Maybe like a big monkey wrench you use to smack retards on the head?
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 04:14 PM »

Hey, I have a question because I am an idiot.

Where can I find all the past photoshop contests on the site?  Just in case I'm not clear, I don't mean the threads where people post their entries.  Rather, I want to find the actual articles that the editors put together.
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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2008, 04:30 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2008, 06:51 PM »



Birth of Tragedy anyone?
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2008, 10:41 PM »

None for me, thanks. I'm full.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2008, 01:24 AM »




I love this.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2008, 04:58 AM »



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