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« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2008, 04:28 PM »

I bought one and found a dead prostitute in the trunk. This might have been an isolated incident however.
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« Reply #81 on: November 11, 2008, 07:43 PM »

So it's looking like I either need to rebuild my current carburetor (Holley 750) or pick up a new one. The cost of a rebuild kit is something like a sixth or a quarter of the cost of a remanufactured carburetor. I have some work space, but not a whole lot. I've done minor repairs around the house without knowing what I'm doing, but I'm also kind of a clumsy oaf.

So, anyone ever rebuilt a carburetor? About how likely am I to lose something really important or irreparably damage something, thereby rendering the endeavor pointless? Better off just to buy a refurbed one? Either way is cheaper than paying for someone else to do the old one.
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« Reply #82 on: November 13, 2008, 12:16 PM »

I had my carb rebuilt a year ago and it's been nothing but trouble since. I don't know what kind it is, only that it's the stock Holley carb that came with the 73 Dart. It's impossible now for me to get the timing set right, so it constantly stalls out unless I keep it in neutral when going slow. I was recently told that the guy who rebuilt it screwed up and it needed to be done again.
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« Reply #83 on: November 16, 2008, 11:35 PM »

So, anyone ever rebuilt a carburetor? About how likely am I to lose something really important or irreparably damage something, thereby rendering the endeavor pointless? Better off just to buy a refurbed one? Either way is cheaper than paying for someone else to do the old one.

Your not real likely to do damage that can't be fixed unless you figure you can accidentally snap a peice of metal in half, and its always more fun to do it on your own. I've done the carburetor rebuild a few times and neve had any problems.
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« Reply #84 on: December 02, 2008, 02:59 PM »

I recently brought my '93 Honda Del Sol in to a local mechanic's shop because the engine was rattling and smoking, which I took as a bad thing.

The report I got back was that the Water Pump, Timing Belt, Tensioner and Alternator were all somehow bollocksed up and needed replacing.

My question is this: I do realize all of those things are in the same general area of my car, but what in the world could have happened that would make them all fail at the same time? Or is the mechanic merely trying to charge me even more?
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« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2008, 06:14 PM »

It's possible that they didn't fail at the same time.  It could be that one or two of the components that broke were not necessarily noticeable, and since you didn't take it in until the other few broke and the car started having noticeable issues, it could be that to you it seems everything broke at once when it was really one thing breaking after the other.

Or it could be your mechanic trying to run you up.  Can you take it somewhere for a second opinion, or is it undrivable?
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« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2008, 06:55 PM »

Well, all of those components work together somewhat directly. It's possible that a broken tensioner lead to a broken timing belt, which damaged the alternator and water pump. That's somewhat unlikely, though. The engine in those Hondas is what's called an interference engine; the valves, when fully open, occupy the same space as the piston occupies when the piston is at top dead center. A broken timing belt would mean that the valves would stay open and be struck by a rising piston (this happened to my old Honda when its timing belt broke), damaging the valves and most likely the head.

Just because your engine didn't have broken valves or head damage doesn't mean that you didn't have a damaged timing belt that caused the other damage. It's not likely that this sequence of events happened, but it's certainly not impossible.
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« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2008, 06:59 PM »

Since the vehicle was rendered essentially undrivable, I'm going to rely on the goodwill and humanity of the mechanics I got it to.

Thanks for the information though, I think I'll search around for other places in town from now on.
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« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2008, 08:44 PM »

Just so you don't get sticker shock, be prepared for a fucking whopper of a bill. Timing belt changes can be a big pain in the ass, and the rest of it will eat you up with man-hours. If possible, get the timing belt done there and try to handle the rest on your own. The water pump, tensioner and alternator are all relatively easy to replace by yourself. If you can live without a ride for a week or so, that would be the advisable route.
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« Reply #89 on: December 04, 2008, 10:46 AM »

Just to reinforce what schroeder said, the timing belt on those Honda B family engines is a major pain in the ass to replace. The engine mount on the front of the engine (the end where the timing belt attaches to the crank pulley) has an engine mount that goes inside the perimeter of the belt - that means you have to unbolt the engine from the car to change the belt. It's a major pain in the ass to work on (they've since changed it in the new J engine family) and you usually need an engine hoist to do it. If you're really crafty you can use a scissor jack, but it's risky (you could crush the oil pan or something else if you're not super careful).

Anyway, the labor costs are going to be a bitch on that repair.
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« Reply #90 on: December 05, 2008, 08:44 AM »

It sounds like his pistons and valves have had a get together with one another, which creates a problem I don't think will just go away when that belt is replaced. At the speed those parts move, and the force behind them its never just a minor thing. Even if it was only this that happened to that engine I think that even with the belt replaced it would forever suffer from decreased power and odd noises, and be a more fragile engine than it was before.

Add to all that that the water pump went, and he quite possibly suffered engine damage from that as well. Its just the right combination of problems that would set me towards looking for a new engine instead of pumping money into one that will only serve as a time bomb under his hood.

At the very least I think he should get the heads and valves looked at, and if they need head work it would probably be cheaper to just buy a new engine out of a junkyard or off ebay motors.

Good luck with it Oat, I just don't want to see you pay so much for an engine with severely compromised longevity.
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« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2008, 09:31 AM »

With regard to the local mechanics, a second opinion is usually worthwhile if you can manage it in the future. The prices you'll pay and the honesty of the staff can vary wildly between different places.
It's always worth asking friends in the area, or surrounding areas if they know any decent places.
Last week I had to take my car in to have a tyre changed - it had been left flat for a month or so before I bought it and it had warped. When I took it to the closest garage to me, they looked the car over for 5 mind and told me i needed all new tyres, rebalancing and i probably needed one of my brake disks replaced. They quoted me a figure of over 200 pounds.
Fortunately, i was broke at the time and told them i'd come back this week. On a recommendation from a friend in the area, I tried another garage... who also looked it over and said i needed one tyre... and nothing else. I asked about what the other garage had said and got a reply of 'Nah, you'll easily get another few thousand miles out of it before you need to replace another tyre... and we'll rebalance your wheels for free'. The whole thing cost me 30 quid.
It's unbelievable how willing a lot of mechanics are to screw you over, especially if they get a whiff that you're not au fait with the ihternal workings of a car.

Amusingly, i then lent my car to my folks for the weekend... who immediately lost both sets of my keys, costing me the best part of 200 quid factoring in towing costs, breaking into the car to get the handbrake off, cutting and chipping a key and the like. Good times.

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« Reply #92 on: December 05, 2008, 09:46 AM »

Most mechanics are very loose with the term need.
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« Reply #93 on: December 05, 2008, 01:25 PM »

Ah. I knew I didn't really need that solid gold gear knob. Bollocks.
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« Reply #94 on: December 14, 2008, 06:12 AM »

I got a 1996 Honda City, and I was wondering. Do small affordable cars get you much pussy? Am I better off with a SUV? Why the fuck am I asking these questions on Cracked?!
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« Reply #95 on: December 14, 2008, 01:54 PM »

Neither of those will get you any pussy.

My guesses for number two:

1) Because you are totally edgy.

2) Banned from other message boards.

3) Alcohol.
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« Reply #96 on: December 15, 2008, 12:05 AM »

I suppose I could have asked on a more "innocent" site.
Haha, imagine the small, innocent minds Cracked members could fracture on Neopets
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« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2008, 01:12 AM »

Please, if you're going to go terrorize some other forum--especially one filled with teens and little kids--don't do it in the name of Cracked. We don't like being associated with retarded pedophiles.
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« Reply #98 on: December 16, 2008, 02:03 AM »

Or regular pedophiles, really.
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« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2008, 07:21 PM »

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