Haven't been here for a while (they blocked the site at work), but congartu-fucking-lations!!

2 things:
1. There must be a narator to the movie, like in Ho-Tep: I need to hear a narator say how the room smelled like farting zombies
2. At some point in the movie, it must have a basement door handle turning into a huge flacid penis

...otherwise I will burn down the theatre.

I am beyond happy right now, to know that this is actually happening. Congratulations man I see nothing but greatness coming from this.

These things take forever. I've read that there's a Bubba Ho-Tep sequel out there and I do believe that was in the works first. The re-release of the book will happen before the movie does.