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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2008, 12:16 AM »
I call dibs on the casting couch audition.

Congrats, Wong. It's already been said, but hardly anyone deserves it more than you.
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2008, 12:19 AM »
Also, 20 years from now when they call you "The Douglas Adams of our generation" I have dibs as the first person to say it.

And if I'm not the first person to say it, then I'd like the address and a daily schedule of whoever was.

Seriously...congratulations for the 3rd time. My friends and I have spent the last 20 minutes giggling madly and making wild assertations of who should play who. As it stands, most of us are now re-reading our copies. So much for poker.
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 12:19 AM »
That is just so god damned awesome, I can't keep the grin off my face, truly you rock Mr Wong.
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2008, 12:20 AM »
This is... incredible.  I'm immensely happy for you Dave, and even happier for the world, which can't possibly be prepared for the face-rocking they're about to receive from a JDATE movie. 
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2008, 12:24 AM »
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I think you mean you were Wong. Get it? Like his name?

I thought of that, but I was never Wong...I have no inherent god-like abilities.
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2008, 12:29 AM »
Congrats man. I loved Bubba-Ho-Tep and I can see this becoming bigger and better than that.

As others have queried, how involved will you be in the making of the movie?
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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2008, 12:37 AM »
:)   Be sure to tell them you know 1,000 people who would love to be extras.
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« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2008, 12:39 AM »
Congratulations, that's awesome.  One day I hope I can join your ranks and then a different day we can both get sauced and bitch about how Hollywood fucked us.
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« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2008, 12:40 AM »
Wow, congratulations.

I can't help but wonder how the hell they're going to market this film, but I suppose we'll see.
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« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2008, 12:42 AM »
Quote from: Dust Buster on February 20, 2008, 12:40 AM
Wow, congratulations.

I can't help but wonder how the hell they're going to market this film, but I suppose we'll see.

Five seconds of listening to John Cheese ought to be more then enough to convince America.
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« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2008, 12:43 AM »
Congratulations Dave I cannot think of a more well deserving person for this.

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Have you got Fred Durst lined up for the movie?

I think Fred Durst would be awful at playing Fred Durst.  You need a good actor like Edward Norton to catch the deep  stupidity of the Fred Durst character.
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« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2008, 12:55 AM »
Dave, you rascal you! This is going to be the best movie ever to exist ever!
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« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2008, 12:59 AM »
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Congratulations Dave I cannot think of a more well deserving person for this.

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Have you got Fred Durst lined up for the movie?

I think Fred Durst would be awful at playing Fred Durst.  You need a good actor like Edward Norton to catch the deep  stupidity of the Fred Durst character.

No, Edward Norton is already confirmed as Shitload.

Christian Bale will play John, and, in a rare and unpredicted move, hollywood insiders are predicting that Dave will be played by Queen Latifah in "whiteface".
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« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2008, 12:59 AM »
Whoa...well damn, congratulations.  Not only are you getting your book made into a movie, but it's being handled by a guy seemingly perfectly suited to the material.  Now to get Bruce Campbell involved somehow...
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« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2008, 01:00 AM »
JESUS CHRIST!

This is fucking great, Dave. Congrats!
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« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2008, 01:06 AM »
God damn it Wong, I was going to write the screenplay for this and pitch it to you and you would tell me I did a good job and I'd be happy for a whole five minutes.

I had it all structured and everything.

Congratulations, you magnificent bastard.
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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2008, 01:08 AM »
David, you are an inspiration.

This is a further testament to what thankless hard work, fanatical devotion to a task and some good ol' fashioned grit can achieve. Not to mention bucket-loads of talent.
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« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2008, 01:24 AM »
Holy fucking shit bollocks swear words!

I LOVED Bubbah Ho-Tep!

I'm not one for using exclamation marks in forum posts, but this is truly deserving. Huge congrats Dave, I can't wait to buy the DVD. I have the special edition Bubbah Ho-Tep.

And, oh yeah, I'm an aspiring actor. And, we have Nate. So if there's to be casting calls, make it known. Every forum member as an extra for the win. I mean the budget is 150million, right?
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2008, 01:25 AM »
Quote from: The Evil Sloth on February 20, 2008, 12:59 AM

Christian Bale will play John, and, in a rare and unpredicted move, hollywood insiders are predicting that Dave will be played by Queen Latifah in "whiteface".

I wholeheartedly support having Christian Bale play every role in the movie. Including Amy.
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« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2008, 01:26 AM »
I gave up digg for Lent, but someone should post that fangoria interview on it and see if we can get it on the frontpage. Surely there are enough JDatE fans hanging around to do it. Nothing like some early internet hype to get the investors on board, and maybe get some tits and extra action scenes stuffed in.

Congratulations!
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