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« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2008, 05:19 PM »
I can beatbox and do this:














...you couldn't see it, but trust me, it was awesome.
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« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2008, 05:57 PM »
Our first album:
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« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2008, 06:29 PM »
I'll be the loyal manager who you eventually replace with a professional once you attain moderate success. You bastards!
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« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2008, 07:19 PM »
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Our first album:

[album]


There's not quite enough death in there for the style of our band.
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« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2008, 07:35 PM »
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Our first album:

[album]

That needs to be the third picture in our Wikipedia article. I suggest the last four words should be "In God We Thrust."



I want to play second keytar.
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« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2008, 07:54 PM »
This band is truly a wonderful idea, folks! Surely you will need an organist!



I'm not saying I'm good or anything, but I can play the pedals with my "three legs." You know...





three legs.
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« Reply #66 on: February 01, 2008, 01:44 AM »
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Alright, here's what we've got so far -
...yadda yadda yadda...[sic]

Triangle - Spammer

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That cut me deep. Way deep.

But that's okay because



DIINNNG!


Oh man this is gonna be awesome!
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« Reply #67 on: February 01, 2008, 03:30 AM »
Guys, I just realized that I can play the second part of the theremin with my cock, so I have a free hand. I'm thinking I can use it to play the gong, or perhaps a kazoo.

Actually, I'm just going to hold massive beers with it. And then drink the beers. METAL.
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« Reply #68 on: February 01, 2008, 05:31 AM »
I am going to be the Sid Vicious of this band, I will pretend to know how to play bass when in reality it will be unplugged 99% of the time and I will still for some reason be the most well-known member of the band 30 years later.
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« Reply #69 on: February 01, 2008, 07:37 AM »
You also have tragic death at a young age covered then, right?
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« Reply #70 on: February 01, 2008, 09:36 AM »
And yet we still have fewer members than Slipknot.

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You'll be playing third keytar, friend. Mine is double-necked.
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« Reply #71 on: February 01, 2008, 12:59 PM »
Okay, I set up a gig for you guys. Now because it's your first gig and because I'm inept at managing you, the gig is only a High school Battle of the Bands competition. Don't look so down, everyone has to start somewhere. I want everyone on the bus by 5:00pm. Also, bring your own drugs and hookers; I don't want to have to stop on the way there.
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« Reply #72 on: February 01, 2008, 01:09 PM »
Man, that was good gig:



We rocked the shit out of those kids.
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« Reply #73 on: February 01, 2008, 01:20 PM »
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Alright, here's what we've got so far -
...yadda yadda yadda...[sic]

Triangle - Spammer

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That cut me deep. Way deep.


Oh my god I am so sorry I knew I would screw up somebodies name that is the last time I make a list for any thread ever I'm so sorry Squirly I don't know what went wrong.
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« Reply #74 on: February 01, 2008, 01:28 PM »
The sound engineer was happy too for the 500 terrawatt PA system he got to toy  with.



Before he was carried off to have his medical, he did mumble something about "Wow! If only these things could be cranked up to 11" and "got to remember to hook up them subwoofers the next time".
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« Reply #75 on: February 01, 2008, 01:33 PM »
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Man, that was good gig:



We rocked the shit out of those kids.

I didn't realize the power of our quadruple bass attack would actually lift a shed onto the roof of the school.  Sweet.
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« Reply #76 on: February 01, 2008, 01:44 PM »
No, that "shed" used to be the basement. That is, until the basement was KEYTARED.
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« Reply #77 on: February 01, 2008, 02:46 PM »
I know we're all too fucked up to remember what actually happened, but I heard from one of our roadies that that was the part of the building still left intact. Oh man.
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« Reply #78 on: February 01, 2008, 03:34 PM »
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Okay, I set up a gig for you guys. Now because it's your first gig and because I'm inept at managing you, the gig is only a High school Battle of the Bands competition. Don't look so down, everyone has to start somewhere. I want everyone on the bus by 5:00pm. Also, bring your own drugs and hookers; I don't want to have to stop on the way there.
Rule number 1 of the road:  Don't let the hookers drive the bus. I know this from experience. It involved two New Jersey hookers in midtown Manhattan after a showcase gig. The lead singer will be through with his probation next year.  The drummer will never, ever be through with the antibiotic drug regimen.  And the bathtub at the Motel 6 will never be used again.
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« Reply #79 on: February 01, 2008, 05:11 PM »
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Quote from: Roger Rogerson on February 01, 2008, 12:59 PM
Okay, I set up a gig for you guys. Now because it's your first gig and because I'm inept at managing you, the gig is only a High school Battle of the Bands competition. Don't look so down, everyone has to start somewhere. I want everyone on the bus by 5:00pm. Also, bring your own drugs and hookers; I don't want to have to stop on the way there.
Rule number 1 of the road:  Don't let the hookers drive the bus. I know this from experience. It involved two New Jersey hookers in midtown Manhattan after a showcase gig. The lead singer will be through with his probation next year.  The drummer will never, ever be through with the antibiotic drug regimen.  And the bathtub at the Motel 6 will never be used again.
Provided said hookers weigh less than 90 lbs., I won't let them anywhere near my bus.

If heavier, well... I guarantee nothing.
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