Okay I can lay down the all important making musical notes with water on the rims of wine glasses track for the band.



I think we should all have the same haircut too.
(and i mean everywhere)

Do we have a name?

i call coxswain
"stroke!"

don't think i can last twenty minutes tho...

I can offer my assistance as a Wall Of Sound producer, as I believe this bagpipe will produce anough sound to rock not only your joints, but also your teeth from your sockets



I am also available for tours, with my Gaffophone for those large outdoors stages.

\m/

If nobody has it covered, I'll be the guitar playing hippy who overanalyzes the meaning of every song and tries to include a mellow guitar instrumental section after every verse.

"No no you're missing the point, Camel Holocaust is about the trials and tribulations faced by immigrants from the middle east in the face of our hostile international relations. Just look at what we did to Joe Camel!

Hey that gives me an idea, check it:

   Don't blame Joe he didn't know
   The kids thought he was cool
   He was only R.J. Reynolds' tool


You know, right after the Hair hair haaaaiiiiirrr!!!!

I'll drive the band bus!  I'll drive the motherfucking shit out of it, and all who learn my name (2 people) will speak of my bus driving prowess in awe.

Plus, I can wake the band members from their hangovers/OD's.  I'm good at not hurling around other people's vomit.

I'll do any sort of acoustic interludes.

Who will be in charge of lighting and electricity?



A rock band without lighting is as likely to succeed as Robert Falcon Scott wearing nothing but a wonderbra and go-go boots.

If the band is going to play with fire, may I suggest a strict no-punks-or-emos policy as the huge amount of hairspray could cause concerns in the local fire dept as well as insurance companies, but then again, I suppose their filthy rich relatives would gladly pay the bill for having the band bbq-ing their black sheep. If we could get the relatives and insurance companies together and reach an agreement, I am sure the fire dept would't mind.