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« Reply #100 on: February 04, 2008, 07:38 PM »
When is your next gig? I need to know so I can get in line for tickets early and be close to the stage
otherwise my bra will never reach the stage.
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« Reply #101 on: February 04, 2008, 07:51 PM »
Quote from: sr3116 on February 04, 2008, 05:47 PM
I think its about time we changed lead singers and genre styles. We'll go from the singer and style that got us here to one radically different. Get me Ronnie James Dio or Sammy Hagar on the phone, and someone throw a lot of synthesizers into our new album.

Hey, fuck you. I'm going to go start my mildly successful solo career. While I'm at it, I'm going to start a vast number of ridiculous feuds with various other musicians, forever tainting my credibility. I'll see you all in a couple years when I come back to reunite the band's golden lineup and we release a wildly successful double album followed by extensive world touring -- despite my increased dickitude.

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« Reply #102 on: February 04, 2008, 07:56 PM »
Ok, I'm going to add to my job as the acoustic man and all around ballad master to the guy who gets us all together for the reunion.

Seeing how this is going, what with all of the cocaine and hookers, we're going to need it.


Besides,

We'll need money when were 50.
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I dunno, I made a pretty hefty sum off of "Fucking Megafighter3's Mom: A Whale of a Time," and that was like 99% spite.
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« Reply #103 on: February 04, 2008, 08:01 PM »
Oh, I forgot to ask: Who else can I drag away from the band with me? Preferably in the messiest manner possible, while severing as many professional and personal bonds as can be managed. Also: If you don't come with me, I'm going to pour beer into your amps and set the tour bus on fire in a drunken rage. I won't apologize until the end of the reunion tour after we've all learned the value of friendship and professional integrity.
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« Reply #104 on: February 04, 2008, 08:21 PM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 04, 2008, 08:01 PM
Oh, I forgot to ask: Who else can I drag away from the band with me? Preferably in the messiest manner possible, while severing as many professional and personal bonds as can be managed. Also: If you don't come with me, I'm going to pour beer into your amps and set the tour bus on fire in a drunken rage. I won't apologize until the end of the reunion tour after we've all learned the value of friendship and professional integrity.
You make a very persuasive argument. I'll be the first to hop on your )metaphorical only) bandwagon.
You've got my keytar.
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« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2008, 08:37 PM »
And my axe. I mean cowbell.
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« Reply #106 on: February 04, 2008, 08:42 PM »
Count in the entire keytar section!


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« Reply #107 on: February 05, 2008, 12:46 AM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 04, 2008, 07:51 PM
Quote from: sr3116 on February 04, 2008, 05:47 PM
I think its about time we changed lead singers and genre styles. We'll go from the singer and style that got us here to one radically different. Get me Ronnie James Dio or Sammy Hagar on the phone, and someone throw a lot of synthesizers into our new album.

Hey, fuck you. I'm going to go start my mildly successful solo career. While I'm at it, I'm going to start a vast number of ridiculous feuds with various other musicians, forever tainting my credibility. I'll see you all in a couple years when I come back to reunite the band's golden lineup and we release a wildly successful double album followed by extensive world touring -- despite my increased dickitude.

Prick.


Oh thats just fine....there will be plenty of opportunities for the rest of us with the new lead singer. We'll be more commercially successful than ever but will have sold out royally. That ought to show you....at least until we come crawling back in 20 years for you.



Quote from: atomic-muffin on February 04, 2008, 07:38 PM
When is your next gig? I need to know so I can get in line for tickets early and be close to the stage
otherwise my bra will never reach the stage.

Well then Atomic-Muffin may I be the first to ask if I can Wham my Oingo Boingo into you Velvet Underground?
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« Reply #108 on: February 05, 2008, 02:36 AM »
So I've been thinking, what with all the line-up changes, I think it's about time the triangle took center stage. I think I've stayed in the background long enough - there's more potential in this instrument, I tell you. I mean, I've hooked it up to this Humbucker pick-up so it should give a decidedly different sound, I'm sure.

I'll let you guys know once the muse has has come and gone.
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« Reply #109 on: February 05, 2008, 02:41 AM »
Would you like to duet with me?


wait....


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« Reply #110 on: February 05, 2008, 02:49 AM »
As the Yoko Ono of the band, I demand that we sing more songs about the relationship between me and Logical Penguin.
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« Reply #111 on: February 05, 2008, 04:07 AM »
Ok ok, I think I got this thing figured out.

Listen to this:

*ahem*





It works!
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« Reply #112 on: February 05, 2008, 07:04 AM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 04, 2008, 08:01 PM
Oh, I forgot to ask: Who else can I drag away from the band with me?
I'm really considering this. Let's face it, you guys are great and everything, but Logical Penguin is the real selling point of this band, he's the sex appeal of this band; men want him, women want to mother him. It's like U2 without Bono or The Beatles without Mick Jagger. It just won't work.
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« Reply #113 on: February 05, 2008, 07:50 AM »
Quote from: sr3116 on February 05, 2008, 12:46 AM
Well then Atomic-Muffin may I be the first to ask if I can Wham my Oingo Boingo into you Velvet Underground?

Yes, but only if you keep using band names like that.
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« Reply #114 on: February 05, 2008, 02:45 PM »
Quote from: Squirly on February 05, 2008, 02:36 AM
So I've been thinking, what with all the line-up changes, I think it's about time the triangle took center stage. I think I've stayed in the background long enough - there's more potential in this instrument, I tell you. I mean, I've hooked it up to this Humbucker pick-up so it should give a decidedly different sound, I'm sure.

I'll let you guys know once the muse has has come and gone.

You know... my solo project could use a triangle...ist... like you. How's front left stage sound?
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« Reply #115 on: February 05, 2008, 03:30 PM »
I'm coming with you and that's final. You'll all sound terrible without me at the sound board anyway.
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« Reply #116 on: February 05, 2008, 06:57 PM »
Hey, I can Logical Penguin as the singer!  I'll be perfect...

provided we write more bus-themed songs.
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« Reply #117 on: February 05, 2008, 07:44 PM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 04, 2008, 08:01 PM
Oh, I forgot to ask: Who else can I drag away from the band with me? Preferably in the messiest manner possible, while severing as many professional and personal bonds as can be managed. Also: If you don't come with me, I'm going to pour beer into your amps and set the tour bus on fire in a drunken rage. I won't apologize until the end of the reunion tour after we've all learned the value of friendship and professional integrity.

I'll go with you, but keep in mind that due to massive drug abuse I'm aging without any grace whatsoever, slowly losing any ability I once had to sing, dance, or play music, and yet I'll painfully (for me and audiences) continue to try on stage.
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« Reply #118 on: February 06, 2008, 01:41 AM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 04, 2008, 08:01 PM
Oh, I forgot to ask: Who else can I drag away from the band with me? Preferably in the messiest manner possible, while severing as many professional and personal bonds as can be managed. Also: If you don't come with me, I'm going to pour beer into your amps and set the tour bus on fire in a drunken rage. I won't apologize until the end of the reunion tour after we've all learned the value of friendship and professional integrity.

All right, LP. You've got yourself an organist - mainly because I don't want some drunk bastard of a singer pouring Budweiser into my Leslies.

By the way, are beer bellies sexy? I thought so. Just checking.
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« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2008, 07:15 AM »
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 05, 2008, 02:45 PM
You know... my solo project could use a triangle...ist... like you. How's front left stage sound?

Done!

We'll call ourselves "Squirly And The Rest".
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