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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2008, 11:07 AM »
That would have been great, had we thought of it a few days ago in time to get the results in for Valentine's day.

Maybe we'll do that if we're still going next year.
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« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2008, 11:31 AM »
I'm pretty sure Sanchez can pump out a couple dozen winners by Thursday.
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« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2008, 11:36 AM »
Could always just go for all purpose inappropriate greeting cards.  Birthday/sympathy/get well/anniversary cards that include a fun variety of dick jokes.
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« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2008, 01:04 PM »
Mother's Day is coming up soon.
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« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2008, 02:10 PM »
Sorry, wasn't sure where the best place was to put this and I didn't want to clutter up the actual contest thread.

If Cracked doesn't end up using one of ours, is it ours to use elsewhere?  Does Cracked gets rights to it if it gets picked as a runner-up or winner?
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« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2008, 02:14 PM »
In honor of President's Day and the most kick ass day in America, voting day, let's do an ad-campaign featuring past presidents endorsing who they want to win. Let the racism, sexism and overall ism's kick in.
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« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2008, 09:35 AM »
Quote from: Inyarear on February 08, 2008, 03:16 PM
Hmmm... How about "Bumper Stickers You Would Only Put On Someone Else's Car" for a contest?

How about Cracked just use a bunch of these bumper stickers for a cheap and easy article while we're arguing about the next Photoshop competition.  You wouldn't even have to fork out the money.
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« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2008, 04:46 PM »
How about "Direct-to-DVD Sequels of Classic Films", or "Shitty Modern Sequels to Classic Works of Literature"? Like, how would they make "Romeo and Juliet 2"?
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« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2008, 05:21 PM »
Rock t-shirts (or maybe album covers) that wildly misrepresent a band or artist, like a Pantera album cover featuring kittens knitting tiny sweaters, or a Pat Boone shirt that shows a giant skull eating the face off of a nun or something.
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« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2008, 06:23 PM »
How about "Make things inoffensive" like turning: products, situations and such that are voilent, sexual, etc. into things completely innocent?
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« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2008, 06:36 PM »
Quote from: what_the!? on February 13, 2008, 06:23 PM
How about "Make things inoffensive" like turning: products, situations and such that are voilent, sexual, etc. into things completely innocent?

if done well, this could be really hilarious.  I like this idea.  There'd be a lot of bullshit to sift through, but with the minds we have at our disposal some real gems could surface. 
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« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2008, 01:42 PM »
Totally awesome movie merchandise ideas that will get instantly rejected because movie studios are pussies.
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« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2008, 05:25 PM »
Things you would never see on billboards outside church.

Or....

Reality shows that would never make it to air. Perhaps represented by an advert placed on tv, magazine, or poster.
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« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2008, 11:08 PM »
the most recent few have been fairly easy to shoop, which isn't a problem since i have next to no skills... but i would like to see:
  • Celebrity/Animal Chimeras - Rosie O'Donnell + Hippo etc.
  • In the nick of time - Either a picture taken at just the right moment or an action performed at just the right moment for ensuing lulz
  • TV Sitcoms that should never be made
  • William Shatner or Aaron Neville doing mundane things - ok maybe not Aaron Neville 'cause you kinda need sound to appreciate him...
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« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2008, 11:43 PM »
How about pamphlets you never want your doctor to ask you to look over?

e.g. "So You Have Aids... It Could Be Worse!"
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2008, 10:22 PM »
Worst-selling Self-Help books.
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« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2008, 12:09 PM »
How about doing something around a current news item, such as, "How will Fidel Castro spend his time now that he is not president."
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« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2008, 10:22 AM »
How about photoshops that make Bush or other politicians seem like they did a great job?
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2008, 12:15 PM »
Here are a few I came up with:

1. Instead of the LOLCats thing, how about something like a LOLBush, which could be pictures of George Bush but with stupid LOLCats-type messages on them relating to Bush. Or we could use all of the current presidential candidates and use some variants on the slogans they are using.

2. If restaurant/fast food menus told the truth

3. Unlikely celebrity albums/album covers. You could then have the track listing with all of the track names somehow relate to that person.
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« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2008, 12:39 PM »
Quote from: eddie_lummox on February 13, 2008, 05:21 PM
Rock t-shirts (or maybe album covers) that wildly misrepresent a band or artist, like a Pantera album cover featuring kittens knitting tiny sweaters, or a Pat Boone shirt that shows a giant skull eating the face off of a nun or something.

What about album covers or movie posters or ads designed by agencies that don't know anything about the product except the name?  Or book covers?  O. Henry used to complain about how he would write some Western short story and then the illustrator would glance at it, see something about a horse, and draw a cover with someone in proper English riding gear.

So like "David Copperfield" with David Copperfield the magician on the cover, or "Lonesome Dove" with a picture of a dove sitting in a recliner watching TV and eating takeout.
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