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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2008, 10:41 AM »

Custom pinata's and the stuff inside them
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2008, 04:49 PM »

I want to say an album cover for the worst band in the world, but then it would be too easy to just post a Nickelback album. Maybe anal bum cover ('scuse me, an album cover) for the most horrifying celebrity collaboration imaginable?
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2008, 05:37 PM »

I want to say an album cover for the worst band in the world, but then it would be too easy to just post a Nickelback album. Maybe anal bum cover ('scuse me, an album cover) for the most horrifying celebrity collaboration imaginable?

I actually kind of like the idea of the worst collaboration album cover. But maybe like the worst mash-up albums?
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2008, 01:00 AM »

Man, I'm all about the lolcats... and demotivational posters.

Pretty much anything with pedobear.
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2008, 02:01 AM »

This is hard to do without the actual photoshop skills to demonstrate the original concept.  But I'll try.

1.  Repurposed children's toys.  For example, silly putty as a contraceptive device or the Lite Brite as signage for the blind.

2.  If Perez Hilton ran the news outlets.  This could run as serious news stories given a sensational tabloid treatment.

3.  Poor collectibles/investments for the future. 

4.  Abstract art explained. 
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2008, 08:23 AM »

Inappropriate children's books.

I'm thinking of that gay one that was posted a while back. The one where the child psychologist gives the child abuser a talking to instead of, you know, going to the fucking police.
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2008, 10:17 AM »

I want to say an album cover for the worst band in the world, but then it would be too easy to just post a Nickelback album. Maybe anal bum cover ('scuse me, an album cover) for the most horrifying celebrity collaboration imaginable?

I actually kind of like the idea of the worst collaboration album cover. But maybe like the worst mash-up albums?

Or maybe "Completely Unnecessary Remixes", like "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby vs. Timbaland.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2008, 10:53 AM »

 Tourism ads for places no sane person would ever go to visit, like a hiking tour through Mordor.
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2008, 06:41 PM »

Honest covers for books, movies, videogames or anything else that requires a cover.

Movie adaptations of shitty comics and/or books.
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« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2008, 04:50 PM »

If album covers REALLY represented what's on the Cd. MCR covers show a crying, pimply kid, Dragonforce covers show an SNES, stuff like that.
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« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2008, 02:16 AM »

Maybe travel brochures that tell the truth about your hometown?
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« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2008, 02:23 AM »

I know that this was done on the Cracked blog, but disturbing/offensive pictures with LOLCATS type captions.
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« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2008, 07:04 PM »

Packaging for a new drug, with side effect warnings.

Road signs for unlikely traffic hazards.

Instructional diagrams for lofty goals like achieving world peace.

Surveillance photos of recognizable people caught doing things they ought not to be doing.

What if ______ was designed by ________.
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« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2008, 03:16 PM »

Hmmm... How about "Bumper Stickers You Would Only Put On Someone Else's Car" for a contest?

They'd be something like Dogbert's "Cops Are Wusses" bumper stickers from the Dilbert comic strip.
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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2008, 03:05 AM »

Scientific and technological breakthroughs the world is going to regret

Sitcoms from the year 2599

Newspaper photos taken during the Apocalypse

Posters for movies that are all starring Vin Diesel

Stills from "America's Funniest Fatal Accidents"

DVD cases for bizarre workout videos
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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2008, 12:42 PM »

Recruitment posters for the shittiest jobs/careers in the world.
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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2008, 01:04 PM »

How about "Licensed games for the Atari that never saw the light of day"

Okay, so I'm sure there's a less verbose way of saying that, but I have images of hilarious pixilated versions of popular movies, books, sporting events, celebrity ego projects, works of art dancing about in my head.
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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2008, 03:32 AM »

Comic book covers for really stupid superheros.

Like... Refrigerator-man, with the tag-line: "He is cool!".
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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2008, 10:24 AM »

Charlie Brooker's Un-Valentines Day Idea brought to life by Cracked could be fun.

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First off, how about a range of Unvalentine cards containing bitter messages for ex-lovers? Typical example: a mournful cartoon bunny with a harpoon lodged in its chest cavity, staggering blank-faced into oncoming traffic, with YOU RUINED MY LIFE printed across the top in massive, scab-red lettering. Or perhaps a Photoshopped image of Hitler snoozing in bed, accompanied by the words HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? Naturally, each card would have a little poem on the inside, something such as: Roses are red/Violets are blue/I'm a meaningless robot/Molested by you.
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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2008, 10:49 AM »

Oh hell yes.
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