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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2007, 09:28 PM »
How often are you expecting comedy from us as writers, Dave? I would like to pick this up, but I'm not sure if I'm able to produce articles at a constant rate. If this is more of a freelance thing, then I'd be on that like a thing....on...uhhh....a simile.
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2007, 09:33 PM »
I actually have the bare bones of an article sitting on my hard drive that I was planning to polish up and send to Jay, but I stopped working on it when he left Cracked.  I guess now I have a reason to finish it.
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2007, 09:43 PM »
I've sent a PM with a couple of my "articles". If I get the urge to write something long and funny, I'll tend to post it on pwot, so they're really just reedited posts of mine from the distant past.
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2007, 09:48 PM »
I've got a few funny ideas for "Shut Ups," and a homemade "Hudd & Dini" I did really made my nephews chortle.

Do we have to write movie parodies?  I think something like "Harry Pottie and the Order of the Beatniks" would be funny.

Seriously, though, I think opening this up to the whole PWOT community is a cool idea.  Some of the stuff I read in these forums is a hundred times funnier than the professional crap that gets called "comedy" these days.

Bring it on, gentlemen and ladies...I stand (er, sit) ready to laugh!
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2007, 09:51 PM »
Is this a one-time offer? It sounds like something that I would like to try my hand at, but I'm not sure how much time I have right now to try this.

So, is this something that you need to commit to right now, or is this a standing solicitation for potential content?
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2007, 09:59 PM »
Quote from: ZacDilone on August 31, 2007, 09:48 PM
I've got a few funny ideas for "Shut Ups," and a homemade "Hudd & Dini" I did really made my nephews chortle.

Do we have to write movie parodies?  I think something like "Harry Pottie and the Order of the Beatniks" would be funny.

Seriously, though, I think opening this up to the whole PWOT community is a cool idea.  Some of the stuff I read in these forums is a hundred times funnier than the professional crap that gets called "comedy" these days.

Bring it on, gentlemen and ladies...I stand (er, sit) ready to laugh!

Are you saying you want to contribute, or that you're just happy other people are?

Let me know.
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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2007, 10:00 PM »
Quote from: The Iron Colonel on August 31, 2007, 09:51 PM
Is this a one-time offer? It sounds like something that I would like to try my hand at, but I'm not sure how much time I have right now to try this.

So, is this something that you need to commit to right now, or is this a standing solicitation for potential content?

Bro, we will take what we can get.
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2007, 10:01 PM »
Quote from: David Wong on August 31, 2007, 10:00 PM
Quote from: The Iron Colonel on August 31, 2007, 09:51 PM
Is this a one-time offer? It sounds like something that I would like to try my hand at, but I'm not sure how much time I have right now to try this.

So, is this something that you need to commit to right now, or is this a standing solicitation for potential content?

Bro, we will take what we can get.


Given the quality of my posts, that's probably a good thing for me!
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« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2007, 10:12 PM »
I'd love to have a crack at it. As it were. Yes, that is an indication of my awful, awful, Roger Mooreian sense of humour.
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« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2007, 10:15 PM »
I'll give it a try, I've used full sentences in the past and some were funny.
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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2007, 10:15 PM »
Dave, I've sent you a PM wherin I absolutely do not grovel for an actual writing gig on an established humour website. Snivelling, yes. No grovelling.
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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2007, 10:32 PM »
I'd love to take a stab at it. Are you looking for anything in particular?
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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2007, 10:35 PM »
I'd give it a go, I suppose.  I tried some attempt at writing comedy.  I loved your movie reviews at the time, so I tried basically the same thing, along with some other stories and shit.
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« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2007, 10:38 PM »
Well, I guess I'll try it too, though lord knows I haven't been funny since the operation. Who knew humor was linked to the pancreas?
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« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2007, 11:02 PM »
Video games you say? I'll give it a shot.

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« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2007, 11:29 PM »
I am running low on gasoline. If you'll take me, sign me up.
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« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2007, 11:32 PM »
I'd be interested in contributing, though I can't say I've ever really written comedy. Sign me up!
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« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2007, 11:37 PM »
I'd like to try.
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« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2007, 11:38 PM »
Its not that I'm interested. Its that I enjoy seeing my user name...NEAT! Also, I'm interested.
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« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2007, 11:44 PM »
Yeah! Sounds like a time! Would you accept a compilation of all my failed Craption entries?

Seriously, though, is there anything we should know? Do we do our own formatting? Are you looking for any specific topics or categories? Do we just PM you with our article or is there an addy?

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