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Finkelstein
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Ronald Reagan has one testicle. Thank you.
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« Reply #11017 on: November 07, 2009, 10:12 PM » |
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Well, I can be quite unoriginal, include many various sorts of phallic terms in my speech, and talk out of my ass most of the time, and I don't know if I can get the administration to put chocolate milk into the water fountains, but I will do everything in my power as your class president to get Mrs. Science Bitch fired. Oh, and Josh Hoyle pees sitting down like a girl. Thank y- Uh oh, sorry about that, wrong post.
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PrometheusLiver
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It was just a small fire, but now the eagle is drunk from eating my liver.
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« Reply #11019 on: November 08, 2009, 12:36 AM » |
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Good evening,
After deciding that Lorenzo Lamas was a first attempt by the Raelians at genetic engineering gone terribly awry (corrected 16 months later by the conception of Adrian Paul), I would like to give this a shot. And yes, there's more that you need to hear. No one should go another day without knowing that Level OTVIII Master Tom Cruise gained his power by hijacking Lorenzo Lamas' fog-enriched entrance from Renegade in Days of Thunder. The Raelians founder was a race car driver. Coincidence?
Yes, I'm at home and the power is out. My computer is now running only on the kinetic energy from me jumping rope, my penis jumping a smaller (but not by much) rope, and the souls of 629 ants massacred with Formula 409.
Let not their sacrifice be in vain. I got the fucking queen, too.
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