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« Reply #10980 on: November 04, 2009, 10:05 PM »
I want in.
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MattMarsaglia
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« Reply #10981 on: November 04, 2009, 11:09 PM »
I'd like in.
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« Reply #10982 on: November 04, 2009, 11:47 PM »
interested
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« Reply #10983 on: November 05, 2009, 12:17 AM »
interested.
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Didn't Rosa Parks know all the cools kids ride on the back of the bus?


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« Reply #10984 on: November 05, 2009, 08:29 AM »
I want to make Comedy for Cracked.com!
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« Reply #10985 on: November 05, 2009, 09:43 AM »
I want in!
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« Reply #10986 on: November 05, 2009, 10:10 AM »
Sign Me up Bitches!
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« Reply #10987 on: November 05, 2009, 11:04 AM »
I too would like to be able to join this secretive club. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Screw the illuminate, if they don't want me than I'll just have to settle for this. And you can settle for me, who wants real writers anyway? 
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« Reply #10988 on: November 05, 2009, 11:07 AM »
I'm going to post another time. BAM. I'm doing this just so you know I'm for cereal. I'm not going to be one of those first post losers that expect something for nothing and never show up in the end. I'm one of the two post losers, who are more annoying than mothers in law... am I right? mothers in law, what a riot. 
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Ripped and Huge, Dudes


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« Reply #10989 on: November 05, 2009, 01:01 PM »
How long does a huge, ripped dude have to wait to get a chance to show off his greatness?

You guys must be a bunch of lazy twerps.

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« Reply #10990 on: November 05, 2009, 02:19 PM »
Everytime a user submits an article to cracked, a kitten masturbates.

I declare myself pro kitty circle jerk.
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You could do worse


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« Reply #10991 on: November 05, 2009, 04:40 PM »
I have nothing better to do. Sign me up.
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« Reply #10992 on: November 05, 2009, 06:22 PM »
Want in. Want in now. Or soon.
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I'm runnin', I'm skankin'


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« Reply #10993 on: November 05, 2009, 08:01 PM »
I want in, please. :)
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« Reply #10994 on: November 05, 2009, 08:52 PM »
My sense of humor is really unique...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

RANDOM SAMPLE:

I made a pot of chili for my mother-in-law to take to bible study and she asked me if I picked up any crackers? Really?!? Crackers...y'all can use the communion crackers?

Apparently saying, "you're just fat and stupid" is not an effective way to win a debate...BUT it does make you feel better.

I'm not sure what's funnier...the fact that someone is PAYING me to compose a *break-up* letter or the fact that she requested it be written on a 6th GRADE LEVEL.

Please check out my blog: http://www.dayniserants.blogspot.com
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« Reply #10995 on: November 05, 2009, 10:27 PM »
hells yea, that sound's awesome!!!
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« Reply #10996 on: November 06, 2009, 01:10 AM »
Wait a second, I don't think this is the Tea and Crumpet lovers forum.  How did I get here and what is this filth??

And how soon can I start contributing? 

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« Reply #10997 on: November 06, 2009, 01:11 AM »
I would enjoy becoming a part of the making of the comedy for CRACKED. If you could sign me up I would be definitely pleased as punch.
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« Reply #10998 on: November 06, 2009, 02:14 AM »
A woman in a doctors chamber saying " Doctor my husband is still talking in his sleep , the medicine that you gave didn't work "
Doctor " Don't worry I will give another medicine to stop his talking habit , wait"
Woman " No doc please , give the medicine that will cause him talk more loudly, so that I can hear "!!

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« Reply #10999 on: November 06, 2009, 02:33 AM »
I want in. I want in yesterday. Actually, I would be getting in yesterday, since I'm teaching abroad in Korea. This message is from the future, suckers. I offer comedy that won't even happen to you til tomorrow.
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