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« Reply #60 on: October 28, 2008, 04:59 PM »

Gun shop mission 2 - I scooped that funky dune buggy thing from a safe house in a swamp and tore up the road towards the convoy at 100mph, leaving jeeps full of goons choking in my dust. I managed to cut the convoy off and leaped out of my car, ready to blow them all to smithereens, only to discover that my RPG had fucking disappeared. I fumbled an IED out of my pants and had time to yell out loud once before becoming the oozing sex paste filling in a multidirectional jeep/truck/buggy/jeep 4 way high-impact gang bang with added zebra and explosions.
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« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2008, 02:47 AM »

Yeah, that first rpg likes to break, yet the game says,"Find out for yourself."

Hate the ai drivers too, they're such bastards. Trying to get away from the ai in my SUV, I found one of those "Idiana Jones" type cliffs that come out of nowhere. So of course I stop, and get hit by three enemy cars in a row and plummet down where I am promptly shot to pieces.
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« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2008, 04:42 AM »

only to discover that my RPG had fucking disappeared.

That happened to me too. It costs 20 diamonds at the gun shop, so it's worth buying one. I'm doing the third one now/whenever I don't get sidetracked. I the one JiminyJetson did, except I used that highpowered sniper rifle that the dude gives you. I dropped and and holy fucking shit; the enemy sniper still alive picked it up and tried to cap me.

Minor Spoiler: I accidentally rescued Michele from the Slaughter House, and she's now a sidekick. That's awesome, it's not dependent on how far you are.

Enemies take a beasting though sometimes, it can get a tad unfair.
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« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2008, 06:10 AM »

I finished it on Normal pretty easily so I'm playing through again on Infamous, it is really, really hard, but this is the best and most beautiful game I've ever played, I just can't put it down.
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« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2008, 07:05 AM »

I really think this game was made specifically for crazy people. Not naming any names or anything, just saying that the shoe fits.

I've really gotta try it.
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« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2008, 09:12 AM »

I'm normally such a placid, calm person. Relatively inoffensive aside from in jest.

However, the previous post rings all the more true for the fact that at 2am this morning, my flatmate came into my room, annoyed that he had been awoken by me screaming 'RUN, MY ETHNIC FRIENDS, RUN! THE WHITE DEATH HAS COME FOR YOU! HE'S BROUGHT FIRE!' and giggling uncontrollably.

This game is messing me up. I played for about 5 hours last night and didn't complete one mission. I just wandered around looking for the most entertaining shit to blow up, secretly high-fiving myself whenever anything spectacular happened.
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« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2008, 10:16 AM »

Also... I wonder if people in Africa really have such a liberal attitude to automobiles. Steal it, crash it, do whatever the fuck you want. It's only a car, eh? But they'll be fucked if they let you walk within 100 feet of them. That shit will get you killed.

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« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2008, 10:30 AM »

I'm actually enjoying the multiplayer more than CoD4's. I love vehicles and wide open maps. And fire.

Plus, *SPOILER*







There's a whole new area up north to play in when you are about 40 percent complete! Holy shit!
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« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2008, 10:54 AM »

Spoilerish @ Mark Anferny....



You sure it's up north and not just the south map you unlock due to the plot?
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« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2008, 11:27 AM »

Man, this game rocks my dick off.
I just had the mission to (SPOLIER!)

I'm actually enjoying the multiplayer more than CoD4's. I love vehicles and wide open maps. And fire.

Plus, *SPOILER*

If I can just interject here for one second- when you post a spoiler warning and then skip a few lines, it looks like those skipped lines are the spoiler to anybody who doesn't try to highlight it because they don't want to read spoilers, and the lines that are visible can be assumed safe by the same person who just skipped along to the next paragraph. It sort of provides a "money for the rich" scenario, in which only the people who want to read spoilers will realize before reading that it is a spoiler.
Just something for your consideration.
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« Reply #70 on: October 29, 2008, 12:20 PM »

Sorry for the spoiler blunder. And yes Moonmilk, the one you unlock due to plot. I hadn't even considered they would be an area there of equal size. I figured you'd spend the entirety of the game in the original area. It's certaintly big enough.
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« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2008, 02:50 PM »

I played for about 5 hours last night and didn't complete one mission. I just wandered around looking for the most entertaining shit to blow up, secretly high-fiving myself whenever anything spectacular happened.

YES. Instead of doing a mission, I decided to scale a waterfall and then exploderise the guard post atop it. It's like fucking Rambo!

The AI is nicely balanced I think. There are those enemies who will sneak around you to fuck you up, the kamikazes who race a jeep into you, and the total stone-brained fuckwits who curse at you as they fire randomly.

I love this game much more than I thought I would.
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« Reply #72 on: October 29, 2008, 03:55 PM »

Here's the code for 6 exclusive bonus missions:

1 - Go to the game's main menu

2 - Access additional content, then promotional content

3 - Enter:  2Tuw5esw

The code is case sensitive, I believe.
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« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2008, 05:10 PM »

Forgot to mention, that code's only good for the 360 version.
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« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2008, 05:40 PM »

are codes usable more than once?
because if so, I've got a PC code if anyone wants it.
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« Reply #75 on: October 29, 2008, 05:52 PM »

Here's the code for 6 exclusive bonus missions:

1 - Go to the game's main menu

2 - Access additional content, then promotional content

3 - Enter:  2Tuw5esw

The code is case sensitive, I believe.

Cheers, just used it and it worked for me, thanks man.
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« Reply #76 on: October 29, 2008, 05:53 PM »

I had a quicklook at gamefaqs, and there's some codes there, I guess they must be universal.

Also, I snuck up behind a dude, clubbed him with the machete and then when he was on the ground I plunged the blade in and twisted it as the bastard screamed in terror. Fucking Awesome.
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« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2008, 05:39 AM »

See what I'm talking about?

"I twisted the machete, smirking as he screamed."

Thank god they didn't put in an option to anally rape someone.



They didn't put that in, right?
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« Reply #78 on: October 30, 2008, 07:39 AM »

The game is basically a big Rorschach Test...








... and I'm a monster.
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« Reply #79 on: October 30, 2008, 11:17 AM »

Another mod I'm looking forward to - the one that turns everybody in the game into a white man and turns you into a nine-foot grinning voodoo loa with gold teeth and dreadlocks full of babies' skulls. You will be able to vanish into the shadows, possess and control the wildlife and light honkies on fire with your mind. You will have a taunt where you press K like in Unreal Tournament and the camera will quickly circle you as you laugh evilly with your hands on your hips and the savannah around your feet erupts in ravenous flame.

This is to make up for having one playable black character in a game set in a civil war in Africa.
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