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« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2007, 05:05 PM »

I imagined John's voice to be more like Dave's and vice versa.

strange, i imagined john's face looking more like dave's and vice versa.  but that's just me.
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« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2007, 11:41 PM »

Constructivly, I would suggest getting someone else to do the voices, that was by far the worst part of this monstrocity, but once again, great job, I say this only because I want this to become even better.
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« Reply #62 on: June 11, 2007, 12:03 AM »

I can't think of any friends that I have who would still want to be friends with me after I ask them to do voices for The Adventures of John and Dave movie.
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« Reply #63 on: June 11, 2007, 09:33 AM »

You need to get some different friends then.
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« Reply #64 on: June 11, 2007, 12:19 PM »

You know, great as this was, it was nowhere near as good as the John Dies at the End movie.
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« Reply #65 on: June 11, 2007, 04:52 PM »

Nonsense, I think that the voices were perfect, and although this movie was an atrocity, it was one hell of a funny atrocity.

By the way, I wish I were Australian with an American accent, just because it was some of the best voice acting I've heard in a long time.
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« Reply #66 on: June 11, 2007, 05:57 PM »

Binary, you just made the Opera House sexier in at least 4 ways that I ahve already forgotten.

The timing, clarity and expression on that "HAT!" line were perfect. And I loved that the gas tank was filled with what looked like feces.
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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2007, 01:58 PM »

I'm very impressed by the attempt at an English accent, as well as Flipper guest starring as the crazy taxi driver who leads them to an abandoned temple in the middle of Sudan. How did you get in touch with his agent? Can I get an autograph?
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« Reply #68 on: June 17, 2007, 12:34 AM »

The best part had to be the British accents. I so am going to picture John and Dave as limey bastards from now on!

Yeah, the original BBC John and Dave was so much better.

I know it's already been addressed, but that a capella rendering of yakkity sax was perhaps the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
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« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2007, 03:47 AM »

I'm very impressed by the attempt at an English accent

I'm actually an Australian with a speech impedement trying to attempt a regular American accent, and the result was like a bad quasi-British man belching into a plastic box.
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« Reply #70 on: June 21, 2007, 10:08 AM »

I kept picturing John Lennon doing the voice of John, and maybe Paul McCartney doing the voice of Dave.

There were so many of my favorite bits, it was hard to pick just one.

"What are we going to do about the freaking Black Wizard, Dave?"

"What are you talking about?"

Brilliant.
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« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2007, 07:30 PM »

No offense to Dave and John, but that's probably more brilliant than the comics themselves.

I recognize that song from somewhere, from the opening. Someone tell me where I've heard that...
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« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2007, 07:35 PM »

That video is approximately 1,000 times more awesome than every episode of the comic combined.

The comic is the dirt that the flower that is video was allowed to grow out of.
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« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2007, 07:36 PM »

That music was composed by Binary specifically for this video.  He played every instrument.
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« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2007, 01:39 AM »

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« Reply #75 on: June 23, 2007, 08:06 AM »

I recognize that song from somewhere, from the opening. Someone tell me where I've heard that...

It's a version of Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna from the soundtrack of Requiem For A Dream.
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« Reply #76 on: June 23, 2007, 08:11 AM »

And you've heard it in half of the movie trailers ever made.
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« Reply #77 on: June 23, 2007, 03:46 PM »

If there was any justice in the world, it would henceforth be renamed " The Theme From The Beginning Of The AoJaD Movie".
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« Reply #78 on: June 24, 2007, 06:26 AM »

My site just got a search engine hit for "John and Dave movie theme music"
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« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2007, 09:15 PM »

The movie is down, the anticipation of getting to see this is killing me.
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