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« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2007, 02:42 PM »
Okay... that made Citizen Kain look like Ghost Rider.  If you open up six hundred and sixty six sessions of the movie and play them one second out of sync with each other it opens up a wormhole to Proxima Centauri, where you get to see John cockslap Jodi Foster on top of the grave of Carl Sagan, while L. Ron Hubbard tosses the salad of Christopher Reeve in the background.  Did I mention licking the screen makes you trip balls?

So when does the Director's Cut get released?
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« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2007, 02:50 PM »
This is what happy feels like.

Thank you for showing me. I will now begin a pilgrimmage to my liquor cabinet in your honor.
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« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2007, 02:52 PM »
Heh, ridiculous, yet very amusing. Keep up the good work Binary.
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« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2007, 04:17 PM »
That was better than bunnies. Bunnies, man!
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« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2007, 04:35 PM »
That was gayer than a fag party in queer town.

Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that.

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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2007, 04:38 PM »
As soon as it finished, I watched it again.

Then, I watched it again. And again.

I've been stuck in this loop for forty-eight hours straight.

I love it.
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« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2007, 06:17 PM »
My favourite bit was the gay bar.  Great stuff.
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« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2007, 08:11 PM »
I couldn't stop laughing when the Benny Hill theme tune started. It was brilliant
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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2007, 10:26 PM »
Wow.  Wooooooow.  Woooow.  Wow.  Woooow.  Europe sucks.
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« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2007, 10:57 PM »
At first I didn't realize it was the Benny Hill tune. Then I got it, and had to stop the video. I had to find some toilet paper to clean the sperm.

Where can I download this?
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« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2007, 11:09 PM »
beer + ass = beer flavored ass

I was rather surprised by the outcome of that, but in a good way.
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« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2007, 03:24 AM »
The music in the opening is so familiar, but I just can't put my finger on where I've heard it. It reminds me of the end of bad slasher movie, where the killer is revealed just before the end credits, AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT. :O

Um, but what movie is it from?
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« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2007, 03:34 AM »
*Insert cliché over-the-top compliment regarding said movie here*
*Insert random Instant Messenger lingo outburst here*
*Que techno music*
*Add water*
*Work into lather*
*Apply to itch*
*Rinse and repeat*

I'm embedding this video everywhere I can, like even in places it definatly should never go.

There's no explaination for that, though, I'm just doing it.
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« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2007, 03:56 AM »
i watched most of that with a confused expression on my face.

And then you did Yakety Sax without a sax, and I understood.


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« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2007, 04:47 AM »
This has boosted my traffic a little bit over my 5 hits-a-day average:



Thanks Dave.
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« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2007, 05:13 AM »
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The music in the opening is so familiar, but I just can't put my finger on where I've heard it. It reminds me of the end of bad slasher movie, where the killer is revealed just before the end credits, AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT. :O

Um, but what movie is it from?
Requiem For A Dream.  Or at least that's what the track's called.  It's used in roughly 102% of all movie trailers.
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« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2007, 10:12 AM »
"Damn it! This place is gayer than a fag party in queer town!"

Fucking brilliant.
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« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2007, 01:18 PM »
John hip-thrusting against famous landmarks.  Christ Jesus, Binary.  You have a gift, man.  And a questionable American accent.  But mostly a gift.
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« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2007, 02:12 PM »
Even twenty minutes after, I'm speechless. My penis salutes you.
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« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2007, 03:18 PM »
The best part had to be the British accents. I so am going to picture John and Dave as limey bastards from now on!
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