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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2007, 05:48 AM »
This deserved its own thread, so I split it off.
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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2007, 07:43 AM »
This was my favorite part:

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Wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! Budapest ssssucks!
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Good work, Binary. Nay, excellent work.
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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2007, 11:36 AM »
Well.  Shut down the site now.  I don't think we're going to see anything better than this and anything that comes after will just taint our memory.  Good show boys, and excellent work Binary.
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2007, 12:14 PM »
I liked how he poured gasoline all over him in order to stab him.
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2007, 12:41 PM »
Every film made, from this day on, should start with the zoom out on John's crotch.  I spent the first few minutes going "What the fuck is this?"  Then I saw John's crotch and everything became clear.  As usual.

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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2007, 01:27 PM »
Great stuff throughout Binary, but the crotch-intro is cinematic perfection. I'd have thought the film excellent if it had finished there.
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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2007, 02:31 PM »
Awesome. Just awesome.
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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2007, 08:28 PM »
In lieu of anything else to say i'd like to second every other post in this thread. That was perfect.
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2007, 09:26 PM »
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When I link it from the front page, is it better to link the embedded YouTube right into the AoJaD page, or would you rather I link to your site so you get the traffic?

I... hmm.... I'm not sure. The traffic would be sweet. You can do both if you like.

Okay.  The first days when it's on the front page, I'll link to your site.  Then I'll create a page in the AoJaD archive to just house the embedded video after that.
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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2007, 11:40 PM »
That was glorious.  I had to stop the video when the picture of them as children came up because I was laughing too hard to hear what was going on.

You may have just usurped Nedroid as my personal role model.  Maybe.
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« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2007, 12:24 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2007, 12:37 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2007, 03:04 AM »
Fricking awesome, binary. May I shake your hand? you kick ass.
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« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2007, 03:14 AM »
I would order the DVD right now.

That was a cinematic miracle.
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« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2007, 03:56 AM »
As a retarded question, where exactly did that kickass opening footage come from?

If you don't tell me I'll just assume you filmed it yourself and that dinosaurs still roam in Australia.
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« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2007, 06:45 AM »
90% of it is from the video clip to Fatboy Slim's Right Here, Right Now. The rest is from assorted documentaries and stuff I collected from Youtube.
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« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2007, 08:45 AM »
I think this video deserves its own religon.
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« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2007, 10:09 AM »
I... I think this video just raped my dead great-grandmother.

The John and Dave movie can't be stopped.
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« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2007, 01:06 PM »
It was OK.
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« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2007, 02:23 PM »
I wasn't impressed.  The entire robot fight was obviously CG, and that part where John turns into a woman, goes back in time and has sex with his dad, and gives bbirth to himself?  I think I may be scarred for life

Other than that, I was blown away.  That intro was absolutely amazing (including the written introduction).  You owe me a new pair of pants.
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